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  • Hey, how's it going?

  • Welcome back to another episode of TwoSet Violin.

  • Today we're going to try a You Laugh You Lose challenge,

  • or, what's it called? Try Not to Laugh challenge.

  • Try Not to Laugh challenge.

  • - But it's the viola jokes edition. - Yeah

  • So we all prepared, uh, 10 viola jokes.

  • Some of them we looked up,

  • some of them we made up ourselves.

  • Original viola jokes,

  • Never to be heard anywhere else.

  • Exclusive!

  • Just like our viola t-shirt!

  • It's gonna be exclusive, check it out right now, *yeah*

  • the merch!

  • Yeah!

  • We have water,

  • we're going to put a gallon of water in our mouth.

  • A gallon... *snickers*

  • So every time the joke is too funny and one of us laughs,

  • we lose one point.

  • Scissors, paper, rock!

  • I'll say mine first, so you drink.

  • What do you call a nation of right-handed violists?

  • Human rights violation!

  • *laughs*

  • Geddit, viola-tion? *laughs*

  • Second one.

  • A patient who needs a brain transplant asks,

  • "What's the most expensive brain here?"

  • The doctor said, "Here we have a violist's brain.

  • You see, it's totally unused!"

  • This one's mine as well, are you ready?

  • What happens when a violist looks into a mirror,

  • and says to himself, "viola", ten times?

  • They say "viola" nine times.

  • *laughs*

  • C'mon, dude! *laughs*

  • What's the definition of an optimist?

  • A violist with a mortgage.

  • Alright, another one that I made myself, are you ready?

  • What spell in Harry Potter can make you deaf?

  • "Violahamora"! *laughs*

  • *laughs*

  • Ugh I knew that was coming!

  • *laughs* *coughs*

  • I think the ones I made myself are funny.

  • What did the violinist say to the violist?

  • You're s***.

  • *laughs* *spews out water*

  • *slo-mo*

  • *laughs*

  • *laughing* What did the cellist say to the violist?

  • *laughs* *spews out water*

  • *laughs* You're s***!

  • *laughs*

  • How do you get... *laughs*

  • You're s***

  • *is dying*

  • *coughs* *laughs*

  • *laughs* What the f...

  • *laughs*

  • That's using the old joke... *laughs*

  • You laughed...! *laughs*

  • How was the canon invented?

  • Two violas were playing the same passage together.

  • No. Alright, last one.

  • Why can't the violas follow the conductor?

  • Cuz the violas couldn't see (C)...string.

  • Alright, you did pretty well.

  • That's it, that's my ten.

  • - So you laughed four times. - Yeah, four times. I think four times

  • Nah, five times!

  • Coz one of them you just laughed randomly.

  • Oh yeah, that's bullsh— *laughs*

  • That was a reminiscence of the other question.

  • Alright, my turn.

  • We'll just start off with the basic.

  • *laughs*

  • *laughs*

  • *laughs*

  • What dId the violists— *laughs*

  • *spews water*

  • *laughs*

  • Dude...! You can't...*laughs*

  • I didn't say anything! *laughs*

  • Dude you can't start laugh(ing)... *laughs*

  • What did the violist say to the violist?

  • *spews water* *laughs*

  • I haven't finished the question...! *laughs*

  • Then why are you laughing...?! *laughs*

  • It's just so funny...! *laughs*

  • The answer was...

  • "We're s***."

  • *laughs*

  • Uhh that was so good...! *laughs*

  • We're s***... *laughs*

  • What's the definition of a cluster chord?

  • A viola playing

  • A viola section playing on the C string.

  • What's the difference between a viola

  • and a vacuum cleaner?

  • The vacuum cleaner has to be plugged in

  • before it sucks.

  • Are you ready? *snickers*

  • Uh...what's the similarity between

  • lightning and a violist's fingers?

  • They never strike the same place twice.

  • What's the only thing a violinist can do better

  • than a violist?

  • Playing the viola.

  • A violist and a conductor are in the street.

  • You are driving and cannot avoid them both.

  • Which do you hit?

  • The violist. Business before pleasure.

  • *laughs*

  • When someone asks you, "what's a viola?", you say...

  • "It's s***".

  • *laughs*

  • *spews water*

  • Dude...! *laughs* It's just so dumb...!

  • I just made it up... *laughs*

  • A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship.

  • "Help!", cried the cellist, "I can't swim!"

  • "Don't worry." said the violist. "Just fake it."

  • Okay.

  • Why was the viola invented?

  • A failed attempt at equality.

  • Why do violinists switch to viola?

  • So they can park in the handicapped parking spots.

  • Ohh. That's rough.

  • Dude, you should tell the people the one you used to tell.

  • That was like, the best viola joke.

  • What happens when two violas jump off the cliff

  • at the same time?

  • *snickers*

  • - So bad. - So dumb.

  • - Anyway, guys— - And then they yell like "Viola!" when then they jump off.

  • *snickers*

  • - Alright, I think uh... - Oh God.

  • - I think I win. - Yeah.

  • - I think I got 5, 5 spits.

  • - You only got 4. - Okay.

  • Coz it's s***.

  • Thanks so much for watching.

  • Please like and subscribe.

  • Ohh.

  • Check out the new viola shirts and the new merch.

  • - Yeah, it'll be out by the time this video's out. - Yeah.

  • Bye.

  • Bam!

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儘量不要笑。VIOLA JOKES版 (Try Not to Laugh: VIOLA JOKES Edition)

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