No.

沒有。

Come on man, we all saw that.

拜託老兄，我們都看到了。

You stink.

你超爆臭。

But, luckily, we're here to help.

但，很幸運地，我們可以幫你。

We've done some research and found the best ways, scientifically, to fight body odor.

我們做了些研究，找到了一些絕佳的方法擊退狐臭。

So what exactly causes bad BO?

所以到底是什麼造成狐臭的呢？

For starters, gender, nature, and chronic health issues can all affect your body odor.

首先，性別、體質，還有慢性疾病都能影響你的體味。

For example, people with diabetes may actually have a fruity smelling body odor.

舉例來說，糖尿病患者很可能有甜味體臭。

And people with a liver or kidney disease may actually have more of a bleach type smell.

而有肝或腎臟疾病患者則很可能有一股像漂白劑的臭味。

Watch what you eat. Life-style and diet may play a big role in how you smell.

注意你的飲食。生活作息跟飲食可能在你的體味上扮演了重要的角色。

For instance, garlic, spices and alcohol can all have negatively effect your body odor.

舉例來說，大蒜、香料跟酒精都能對你的狐臭產生負面的影響。

Fatty foods, red meat and being overweight can also impact your body odor.

高脂食物、紅肉以及過胖也可能對你的體味造成影響。

Certain anti-depressants can even cause a change in your body odor.

特定的幾種抗抑鬱劑甚至可以讓你的體味變調。

But what if you're healthy and don't drink and still have BO?

但如果你很健康也不喝酒，還是有狐臭呢？

Well, at that point you may wanna try Botox.

嗯，如果是這樣的話你或許會想試試肉毒桿菌。

That's right, Botox.

沒錯，肉毒桿菌。

A 2003 study where 16 healthy volunteers were injected with Botox under the arm, yielded some positive results.

在一項 2003 年的研究中，16 位健康的自願受試者的腋下被注射了肉毒桿菌，並得出了一些正向的結果。

In fact, after only seven days patients body odor either decreased or improved.

實際上，在僅僅七天後這些受試者的體味不是降低了就是有所改善。

Not into needles?

害怕打針嗎？

You might want to try shaving.

你或許會想試試除毛。

Regularly shaving your armpits can help prevent the accumulation of bacteria, which can help prevent sweat and odor.

定期除掉你那茂密的腋窩可以防止細菌的增生，進而減少汗量跟異味。

- Really? - Of course.

- 真的要這樣？- 當然。

Antiperspirants and deodorants are the preferred methods.

止汗劑和體香劑會是更可行的方法。

That's right. In fact, dermatologist David Pariser recommends an antiperspirant with at least 12% Aluminum Chloride or 20% Aluminum zirconium.

沒錯。事實上，皮膚科醫生 David Pariser 建議使用含有至少 12% 的氯化鋁或是 20% 的鋁鋯複合物的止汗劑。

And for best results, use an antiperspirant at night and deodorant in the morning.

而為了更好的效果，晚上用止汗劑，早上用體香劑，效果更佳。

I've heard all those chemicals can potentially lead to cancer.

我聽說這些化學物質有致癌的可能。

Thought you might mention that.

就知道你可能會這樣問。

Actually a majority of experts, including the Director of Medical Content for the American Cancer Society agreed that all of those findings are inaccurate.

實際上多數的專家，包含美國癌症協會的藥品資訊部執行長都同意，那些調查發現是不準確的。

That's right, fake news.

沒錯，假新聞。

So fear not, there are plenty of solutions to help you battle your BO.

所以別怕，有非常多的解決方法能幫助你戰勝狐臭。

And get back to whatever...that is.

讓你做回原先那個...管他是怎樣的自己。