This must be what he does.

這一定就是他平常會做的事。

His morning ritual, every day.

他的早晨儀式，每一天。

I've gotten close.

我快要全禿了。

I've buzzed down to like a one or a two every once in a while, you know.

我曾經剃過一兩次平頭。

I tease it a little bit, but no, I've never shaved my head all the way.

我有剃到很短過，但是沒有，我從來沒把我的頭髮全部剃光過。

All of a sudden you wake up, and that widow's peak that I used to have now kinda started going backwards.

忽然間你醒了過來，而那個我以前習以為常的美人尖髮線開始有點後退了。

I didn't want to believe that I was losing my hair.

我不願相信我正在禿頭中。

So you kinda ignore it for a while.

所以會有一陣子當作這件事不存在。

Started at the age of 20.

從 20 歲開始。

At 20 you're supposed to have a full head of hair.

而在 20 歲時你應該要有一頭茂密的頭髮。

Soon as it starts to happen to you, you start to think about these things.

當這件事發生在你身上的那刻開始，你就會開始思考這些事情。

You definitely go through that self conscious stage where you're trying to hide it.

你一定會經過一個自我意識強烈的階段，在那個階段你會想把禿掉的部分藏起來。

I am balding. I can't be balding.

我正在禿頭，但我不能禿頭。

I look older.

看起來會更老。

People are gonna think differently of me now because of this.

因為禿頭這件事，人們對我可能會有不一樣的看法。

I might as well just bite the bullet and see what I look like all the way bald.

我大概只會咬緊牙關然後看看如果我光頭的話會怎樣。

People has said I probably have a good head for it.

大家都說我有一個可能很適合剃光頭的頭型。

Sometimes going bald can look pretty sexy, so...

有時候剃光頭也滿性感的，所以......

I really hope that I will look good.

我真的很希望我到時候看起來不錯。

You know some people have the head for it, other people do not.

你知道有些人適合這種髮型，但是有些人不適合。

And you don't necessarily find that out until you've gone there.

到真的剃光頭之前，你通常不會知道到底適不適合。

Yeah let's shave this head.

對，我們來剃光頭吧！

Yeah let's try it.

對，試一下吧！

Shave it off.

剃光光。

I've never seen myself as a bald head.

我從來沒看過我自己光頭的樣子。

Getting rained on by my own hair.

滿滿都是我自己剃下來的頭髮。

That was a big chunk of hair that just fell off.

剛剛剃掉了不少頭髮。

I really don't know why I've never done this before.

我真的不知道為什麼以前我都沒這樣做過。

Am I good?

我好看嗎？

I think that now it's time to go full.

我想是時候把它全部剃乾淨了。

Alright let's do this.

好，來吧。

The instruction manual said that we have to have this.

說明手冊裡寫說我們必須要用這個。

I'm sooner go overboard.

我就要挑戰極限了。

I'm really excited to see how this looks.

我很期待看到結果會如何。

Alright, moment of truth here.

好，要來見真章了。

We'll see about my girlfriend.

到時候來看看我女友的反應。

She might not like it as much.

她可能不會太喜歡。

I'm kinda sold on this already.

我已經開始有點喜歡它了。

I haven't seen it yet, but it feels dope.

我還沒看到結果，但感覺起來很酷。

This is a weird feeling.

這個感覺好奇怪。

My head is not used to being shaved.

我的頭不習慣頭髮被剃光的感覺。

It's just my skin.

就只剩我的頭皮而已。

Oh yeah that's definitely bald.

喔，這真的是光頭了。

I like it, wow.

我喜歡，哇。

I guess it plays to the evilness.

我猜這樣看起來更邪惡了。

Maybe, maybe.

也許、也許。

Definitely interesting thing to get used to.

這絕對是個需要時間習慣的有趣事情。

Seeing yourself with no hair.

看到你自己光頭的樣子。

I just saved a lot of money on haircuts.

我剛省下了一堆剪頭髮的錢。

I can feel the breeze.

我可以感受到微風吹拂。

If there was a breeze in here.

如果這裡面有風的話。

I think this is something I could do again.

我覺得我之後也可以再剃一次光頭。

I like the shape of my head fortunately.

幸好我對自己的頭型還算滿意。

Whether or not I like it, it's definitely easier than trying to combat going bald.

不管我喜不喜歡，這都一定比終日和禿頭對抗好多了。

If I saw myself on the street, I would think wow that guy has a lot of confidence.

如果我看到自己走在街上，我會想「哇，那個男人好有自信 。」

Just to shave all his hair off like that, and not care necessarily what people think.

直接像那樣剃光頭髮，而且不在乎其他人怎麼想。

I don't care if I am bald, long hair, short hair, totally bald, half bald.

我不在乎自己是光頭、長髮、短髮、全光頭或半禿頭。

It doesn't matter to me because I'm always true to myself.

這對我來說不重要，因為我一直都很做我自己。

And that's kind of why I don't mind this look.

這大概就是我不太在意這個外表的原因吧。

I like to think I'm true to myself.

我喜歡做自己。