Your pinky has to be curved! Here let me show you.

很棒

Mr. Yang, can you tune my violin for me, please?

但有個地方要修正一下 (我剛剛是不是被比中指?)

How did you practice?

你的小指要彎起來

I didn't know how to tune, so I didn't practice.

來, 我幫你

So yesterday our teacher told us about the Egyptian pyramids!

[ 1. 朽木不可雕也 ]

They are thousands years old!

=13種初學學生=

And the pharaohs have a lot of treasures and mummies inside! Woah!

[ 2. 不會調音 ] 楊老師, 可以請你幫我調音嗎？

Anyway can you play for me the piece you have been practicing?

(這是巴洛克時期的中提琴吧)

Do you think mummies play violin?

你這樣怎麼練習？

Yes, they play violin.

我不會調音，所以沒練

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

[ 3. 話很多 ] 昨天學校老師告訴我們埃及金字塔的故事

You do realize that the first part you need to save bow for the A otherwise you can't really hear the…

它們有幾千年的歷史！

Son of a…

然後裡面放了很多法老王的寶藏和木乃伊耶

Okay, so last time we learn how to use the first finger...

嗚~~

Today I am going to show you how to use the second and the third finger on the A string.

好喔, 我可以聽一下你現在在練的曲子嗎？

I want to play frozen.

老師你覺得木乃伊會拉小提琴嗎？

*Brett is frozen*

(好想死！)

Sure.

會唷, 他們會拉 (忍住)

Very good playing! Can you just hold the scroll a little bit higher?

[ 4. 左耳進右耳出 ]

Maybe just to where your nose is.

(剩1mm弓)

Past your nose there.

等一下, 等一下

Move your elbow a little bit less because your string crossings are going a bit too far.

你這裡要留弓給後面的A, 否則人家根本聽不到-

I can't do it.

(剩1mm弓)

I can't do it!

狗X養的

It's too hard…

[ 5. 只想拉流行歌曲 ] 好, 上次上課我們學到如何使用第一指

It's too... hard…

今天我要教你A弦上第二, 第三指的指法

Just try…

我想要拉冰雪奇緣

I can't do it!

好哇 (反正我學費照收)

It's too hard…

[ 7. 屁孩 ]

It's too... hard...

非常棒

Hehehe

你可以把琴抬高一點嗎？

Yeah, just make sure you don't touch the two strings when you start.

大概跟鼻子一樣高

Can we start with your second piece that you learn last week?

超過鼻子了

Why are there two light bulbs?

[ 8. 厭世學生 ]

Because… There's just…

手肘的動作再小一點, 你換弦的時候角度太大了

I.. I don't know… There's just two bulbs…

我做不到

Anyway, can we start your piece?

我做不到！

I once had a Pokemon called Bulbasaur.

太難了...

I named it Bulby.

太難了...

Why are there two light bulbs?

試試看就對了

So what can you do to improve this bit?

我做不到！

I don't know.

太難了...

Do you know what forte means?

太難了...

*Shrugs*

(老兄我懂你的痛...)

So did you practice this week?

(可是當你的老師比這個痛上10倍)

Uh… I had soccer training… My hand hurt this week...

[ 9. 他X不想鳥你 ]

Oh… We went on a family trip to the…

呵呵呵

Family trip is important.

好喔...開頭的地方請不要拉到兩條弦

It's good… It's always good to hang out with your family…

(管你去死)

My curfew is at 9pm so I had to sleep.

(無視老師)

Sleep is important.

(被父母逼來上課的)

I had a lot of school.

[ 10. 注意力不足 ] 我們從上週剛學的第二首開始吧

How about this?

為什麼上面有兩個燈泡？

For next week, just try to do five minutes of practice.

因為...上面...

That means less than one minute a day.

我不知道...就是有兩個燈泡

Do you think you can do that?

可以開始拉了嗎？

I don't know.

我之前有養一隻寶可夢叫做妙蛙種子

So can I hear the Bach that we started learning last week?

我給牠取名泡泡

can i iron yo shirt

分心學生：「為什麼有兩個燈泡？」

Well okay, well, I think maybe for next week we can learn the fugue for the second week.

(去吧！妙蛙種子！)

I've already learned it.

(妙蛙種子使出藤鞭)

Wow. I wish there were more students like you.

(野生分心學生KO)

That's cause I don't exist.

[ 11. 上課前一分鐘請假 ]

Yup. See you next week.

(學生：『老師抱歉我今天沒辦法上課』)

Bye sir!

[ 12. "不知道" ] 那你該怎麼做才能改進？