- Next.

下一位

Checking in?

報到是嗎?

- You know it.

沒錯

- Go ahead and place any bags or pets on the scale please.

請把要託運的行李和寵物放上行李磅秤

- No problem.

沒問題

(screeching)

(刺耳叫聲)

- I can not allow that animal to board the plane.

我可不能讓那隻動物上飛機

- Oh, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

喔，不會不會，沒事啦

She's a service animal.

她是服務性動物

- She's a dinosaur.

她是隻恐龍

- I mean, he needs her for emotional support.

我的意思是，他不能沒有她的陪伴

(thumping)

(重擊聲)

- No. -Yes, please.

不行-求求你

We're not just one of those bogus a-hole couples.

我們可不是普通的關係不良情侶

I get anxiety and I need her to calm me down.

我很容易焦慮所以需要她幫助我冷靜下來

- A word, 'cause I'm getting anxiety just standing here.

最好是啦，我光是站在這就已經開始焦慮了

(screeching)

(刺耳叫聲)

- Shh.

安靜點

I was with her at birth.

從小她跟我形影不離

And I've been separated from her one time

我曾經被迫跟她分開

and I will not let that happen again.

我絕對不會再讓這種事發生

- He wouldn't have the courage to talk to you right now

如果沒有她在身邊

if she weren't here.

這個男的甚至不敢站在這跟你說話

- Exactly.

就是這樣

- He's the most cowardly man you've ever seen.

這個男的絕對是你所能見過最膽小的人

- Well. - It's so unattractive.

這個嘛...-真的很沒吸引力

- Okay, that's really helping.

你這樣一點幫助也沒有

Listen, I didn't wanna do this,

聽好，我真的很不想用這一招

but I read the bylaws and there's no specific rules

我讀過附屬條款，裡面沒有任何一條規定寫到

stating that I can't have a dinosaur on your plane.

我不行帶恐龍搭飛機

So, load her up. (screeching)

所以，讓她上飛機吧

- It could kill everyone on board.

她會把整架飛機上的人都殺光的

- Name one person who was killed by a dinosaur.

啊不然你說說看有哪一個人是被恐龍殺死的

- What about at that park they keep having to close down?

像是那間已經關閉的主題樂園怎麼說？

- What park?

啥主題樂園？

- We don't know what you're talking about.

我們聽不懂你在說什麼

- Look, I wanna help you, but I have to at least know

聽著，我很想幫忙，可是至少我要確定

that you have some control over the animal.

你們能控制好這頭動物

- You wanna see control?

你想見識一下嗎？

I'll show you control.

就讓你看看吧

- She's highly trained.

她可是受過良好訓練的

Watch.

看好

(screeching)

(刺耳叫聲)

- No, that's wrong.

不對，不是這樣的

That's just, she's super submissive.

她其實是非常聽話的

- Oh really?

是這樣嗎？

- Oh yeah. - Yeah.

對沒錯－是的

- Sit.

坐下

(screeching)

(刺耳叫聲)

- Come on, you have to say with authority.

喔拜託，你要更有威嚴一點

Watch.

看我的

Blue, go full beast mode.

小藍，給我進入狂野模式

(screeching)

(刺耳叫聲)

- Very good, honey.

做得很好，親愛的

Blue, eat your pole.

小藍，乖乖把棍子吃完

Huh?

沒錯吧？

- You're just saying things she's already doing.

你只是把她正在做的事情說出來而已啊

- Blue, stay!

小藍，待著別動！

See, she's understand.

看吧，她完全聽得懂

- She's in a kennel, where's she --

她就待在外出籠裡，哪都不能－－

(screeching)

(刺耳叫聲)

Oh no!

喔不！

- Here we go.

該我們上了

- Can I speak with your supervisor?

我能跟你的上司談一談嗎?

- Hi, I'm Raphael from CollegeHumor.

嗨，我是 CollegeHumor 的拉菲爾

Click here to subscribe.

點擊這裡訂閱我們的頻道

Click here for more fun stuff.

點擊這裡觀看更多有趣的影片

And if you could just click here,

然後你如果按這裡的話

it would really satisfy my OCD.

就能滿足我的強迫症

(sighs)

(嘆氣)

Thanks a lot, that really hit the spot.

非常感謝，這正是我需要的