Oh God, we're on the wrong side of the road!

哦，天哪，我們走錯路了!

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

哦，我的上帝，哦，我的上帝，哦，我的上帝。

8 Struggles of being a Brit in America

8 作為英國人在美國的掙扎

Hey, what can I get you guys?

嘿，你們要什麼？

Can we get a glass of water?

能給我們一杯水嗎？

Water? - Water.

水？- 水！水！水！水！水！水！水！水！水！水

Hey Steve, do we know a Walter?

嘿，史蒂夫，我們知道一個沃爾特？

Water?

水？

Oh water. Yeah, sure.

哦，水。是的，當然。

You're expected to know all Brits

你應該知道所有的英國人

My friend Sarah lives in England.

我的朋友莎拉住在英國。

Do you know her?

你認識她嗎？

Well, England's--

嗯，英國的...

Sarah Patterson.

莎拉-帕特森

Well there's 50 million people in England.

英國有五千萬人。

Ooh, do you know the Queen?

哦，你認識女王嗎？

The geography confuses people

地理環境讓人困惑

What part of London are you from?

你來自倫敦的哪個地方？

Oh we're not from London.

我們不是倫敦人

But, you just said you're from England.

但是，你剛才說你來自英國。

Is all of England like Harry Potter?

整個英國都像哈利波特一樣嗎？

Hogwarts.

霍格沃茨

You're a wizard, Harry!

你是個巫師，哈利！

Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!

開膛手！開膛手！

Expelliarmus, Steve!

Expelliarmus, Steve!

Everyone assumes you love tea

大家都以為你愛喝茶

I figured you would enjoy tea.

我想你會喜歡喝茶。

You're welcome.

不客氣

Accent confusion

口音混亂

Oh, let me give you some room.

哦，讓我給你一些空間。

Oh wow, I love your accent.

哦，哇，我喜歡你的口音。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

Where in Australia are you from?

你是澳洲哪裡人？

Oh I'm from England.

哦，我來自英國。

Food assumptions

食物假設

Can I get--

我可以...

Let me guess, fish and chips, right?

讓我猜猜，魚和薯條，對嗎？

No, can I--

不，我可以...

Well we don't have like mash, or pudding, what else do you guys eat?

好吧，我們沒有像醪糟，或者布丁，你們還吃什麼？

But then you remember...

但你還記得...

You can be just as bad!

你也可以一樣壞!

I miss home.

我想家了。

I'm just fed up with these stereotypes.

我只是受夠了這些刻板印象。

I miss home, too.

我也想家了。

Oh, where are you from, like the East coast or something?

哦，你是從哪裡來的，像東海岸還是什麼？

No, I'm from Canada.

不，我是加拿大人。

What?

什麼？

Oh my God, Canada, eh?

哦，我的上帝，加拿大，嗯？

Is it just so cold there?

難道那裡就這麼冷嗎？

Do you play ice hockey all day?

你整天都在打冰球嗎？

Do you put maple syrup on everything?

你把楓糖漿放在所有東西上嗎？

Have you got a pet moose?

你有寵物麋鹿嗎？

Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!

開膛手！開膛手！