Name: 《越獄風雲》自己演！萬一被栽贓了要如何逃獄？(What If You Had To Escape Prison? (FUNNY ANIMATION))
Uploaded: 2019-09-07T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 5 min 27 s

情態副詞

You've probably been wondering where Fuzzy and Nutz have been the last few months.

你可能在想 Fuzzy 跟 Nutz 這幾個月都去哪了。

轉承詞

And sadly we have some bad news, because Fuzzy's been doing some hard time.

我們有些壞消息，Fuzzy 這幾個月都在吃牢飯。

Maximum security prisons are tough places to be.

最高安全級別監獄不是個好待的地方。

With many reports over the years showing that they are some of the most violent places to serve time in the world.

多年來許多報導都指出它們是世界上最暴力的監獄。

With gangs, violence, and poor food and little privacy, it's no surprise that some inmates will do anything to escape serving out their full sentence!

幫派鬥爭、暴力犯罪、差勁食物與低隱私權，難怪有些囚犯無所不用其極想逃獄而不服完全刑。

In 1962 what may be the most famous prison escape in history was carried out by Frank Morris, and John and Clarence Anglin.

歷史上最有名的逃獄事件是 1962 年 Frank Morris、John 與 Clarence Anglin 所做的。

Over its 29 year history as a federal penitentiary, 13 escape attempts had all ended in failure.

惡魔島做為聯邦監獄的 29 年來，總共 13 件嘗試逃獄的事件皆以失敗告終。

Yet on June 11th, 1962, Morris and the Anglin brothers were determined to be the first to successfully break out of Alcatraz and flee to safety.

然而在 1962 年六月十一日，Morris 與 Anglin 兄弟決心要當第一個從惡魔島逃出生天的人。

The team had spent six months sawing at the ventilation ducts in their cells with hidden saw blades.

這團隊花了六個月用偷藏的鋸條鋸開他們牢房裡的通風口

And then tried to cross the San Francisco bay on a homemade raft made out of rain coats.

然後嘗試以自己用雨衣做的筏子越過舊金山灣。

The three were never found or heard from again and it's believed that all three inmates drowned in the notoriously dangerous waters surrounding Alcatraz island.

從此再也沒有這三名囚犯的消息，一般相信他們溺死在惡魔島周遭惡名昭彰的危險水域。

In recent years though an even more high-profile prison escape took place on July 11th, 2015.

近年一起更備受矚目的逃獄發生在 2015 年七月十一日。

When infamous Mexican Drug Cartel chief El Chapo escaped from a Mexican penitentiary.

聲名狼藉的墨西哥毒梟 El Chapo 從墨西哥監獄逃獄。

Via a secret tunnel that his henchmen had been digging for months from a mile outside the prison.

經由一個他手下從監獄一哩外挖了好幾個月的秘密隧道。

Infamous for escaping from prison, El Chapo has now been sentenced to the maximum security 'ADX' facility in Colorado.

因逃獄而臭名昭彰的 El Chapo 現在被關在科羅拉多州的最高安全級別監獄 ADX。

A prison described as so secure that it would take bribing a warden and the entire prison staff to successfully break out.

它是一個被描述說需要賄賂典獄長與整個監獄員工才能安全逃脫的監獄。

It's clear that though prisons are extremely secure places, they're certainly not escape proof.

清楚的是監獄雖然非常牢固，但絕沒有「防逃脫」的功能。

But suppose you were dragged off to maximum security prison like poor Fuzzy, perhaps for a crime you did not commit.

但假設你像可憐的 Fuzzy 一樣被拖去最高安全級別監獄，或許是因為一條你沒犯的罪。

How could you break out and make a run for freedom?

In the past prison facilities were typically converted military facilities.

在過去，監獄設施通常是從軍事設施轉變來的。

Like in the case of Alcatraz, or well constructed, but with many structural flaws.

就像惡魔島的監獄一樣，或是蓋得很好卻有著許多結構缺失。

Often they were allowed to fall into disrepair to the point that eventually, a clever and very patient prisoner could grind or saw their way through the crumbling concrete of his cell.

通常監獄會年久失修，而最終，一個聰明又有耐心的囚犯將能從崩解的水泥中磨或鋸出他的自由。

In the last few decades though there has been a radical shift in the way that prison are designed.

但過去幾十年來，監獄設計的方向已徹底改變。

With everything from engineers to psychological experts and even escape magicians being consulted on the design of each individual cell and the materials used.

從工程師、心理學家到逃脫專家的意見都被用來參考設計牢房與使用的建築材料。

A modern cell is typically made of steel, which resists corrosion very well and is much harder to try to tunnel through then concrete, which can weaken with age.

現代牢房通常是以非常耐蝕的鋼所建，且比起容易因時間而崩解的水泥也更難挖出隧道。

The cells are also constructed as individual units that fit into place within the structure of the actual building.

這些牢房也以個體為單位來建造融入於整個監獄的構造內。

Meaning that there are no weak points to exploit such as aging ventilation ducts or toilet pipes.

意思就是沒有像年久失修的通風孔或廁所管線等弱點。

Breaking out of a modern maximum security prison is definitely going to be difficult, but not impossible.

從現代的最高安全級別監獄逃獄絕對很困難，但也不是不可能。

As seen in the case of convicted killers David Sweat and Richard Matt, who broke out of their cell on June 6th, 2015.

殺人犯 David Sweat 與 Richard Matt 就在 2015 年六月六日成功逃獄。

But how did they do it, and how can you replicate the escape yourself?

他們怎麼做到的，你又可以怎麼複製他們的手法來逃獄？

First, as we mentioned, you're going to need outside help.

首先，就像剛剛說的，你會需要外部幫手。

Modern prisons strictly regulate the movement and personal belongings of each prisoner.

現代監獄嚴格監管囚犯的行為與個人物品。

So trying to sneak power tools to your cell on your own isn't going to get you anywhere but thrown into isolation.

所以想自己走私電動工具進去只會讓你被關到隔離監禁。

You should try to bribe a guard or maintenance worker into leaving some tools behind or letting you sneak them back into your cell.

你應該嘗試賄賂獄警或維修人員，讓他們留下或讓你走私工具進牢房。

In the case of Sweat and Matt, this is exactly what is suspected to have happened.

Sweat 與 Matt 的案子就是被這麼懷疑的。

With tools at your disposal you can start cutting your way through the steel wall at the back of your cell, where it connects to the building's maintenance areas and pipework.

有工具後你就可以開始從牢房後面鋸開鋼牆，連接的是監獄的維修區與管線。

Before you hop through though you're going to need to fool the other guards who conduct 2 hour headcounts all throughout the night.

在你鑽出那個洞前，你得騙過整夜每兩小時數一次人頭的獄警。

So simply take a bunch of your clothes and arrange them under the covers of your bed so it looks like you're still snuggled up tight.

只要拿一堆衣服把它擺成好像你還蜷曲在被窩裡就好。

Next you're going to want to head through your escape hole and down into the very basement level of the building.

接下來你要鑽出你的逃脫口然後一路下到建築物的最底層。

Your best bet will be to locate a heating pipe which are typically easy to identify as they carry hot water that makes the pipe warm to the touch.

你最好的機會就是找到加熱管，通常很好辨識，畢竟它們會因傳遞熱水而導致管身熱熱的。

Follow this pipe into the very bowels of the building until you see it start to head outwards.

跟著管線走到建築物的內部，直到你看到它開始向外。

At that point you're going to need your tools again to start chiseling through the concrete around the pipe so you can squeeze through.

這時候你將再次需要你的工具來鑿穿管線附近的水泥來出去。

At last you'll get to the foundation of the prison itself, and here is where you're going to have to get a little bit lucky.

最後，你會抵達監獄的地基，這時候你就需要一點運氣了。

Major buildings like prisons that house hundreds of people typically have two major outlet pipes that connect to the outside world.

像是監獄般能容納好幾百人的大型建築通常會有兩條主要的管道連接至外界。

One is a large steam pipe to vent excess heating, and the other the main sewer line, full of . . . well, the sewage of hundreds of people.

一條是運送多餘熱氣的蒸氣管，另一條則是主要汙水管，裡頭裝滿好幾百人的排泄物。

If you manage to find yourself at the steam vent, you could cut into it and crawl your way to freedom, perhaps with some minor scalding but otherwise relatively unscathed.

如果你設法找到蒸氣管，你就可以破壞它並鑽向自由，或許會有一些小燙傷，但基本上不會受什麼傷。

If however you happen to find yourself at the sewage pipe . . .

We hate to break it to you, but there's only one way to freedom, and it's not going to smell or feel very nice.

我們很不想這麼說，但你只有一條路可以通向自由，而且你將不會太過好聞、也不會太好受。

Once you've waded through tons of muck though, congratulations!

但一旦你涉過這些排泄物後，恭喜！

You better enjoy your new found freedom as quickly as you can, because while prison escapes are rare, getting away with it is even rarer, and most prison escapees are back in police custody within just a matter of weeks!

你最好趕快享受你新得來的自由，因為逃獄很少見，逃掉逃獄的追捕更少見，多數的逃獄者都在幾週內就被抓回。

Why not leave poor Fuzzy some tips on the comments section below!

何不在留言區留言告訴可憐的 Fuzzy 一些訣竅。

And if you miss Fuzzy and Nutz and are excited for more adventures, then stay tuned as we bring you the first official season of Fuzzy and Nutz soon, filled with brand new adventures as Fuzzy and Nutz lead us on an adventure through time!

且如果你想念 Fuzzy 與 Nutz，也很期待跟他們一起冒險，請繼續收看我們即將帶來，官方最新一季的 Fuzzy and Nutz，讓 Fuzzy 與 Nutz 帶著我們四處冒險！