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  • Gaming week, day 3 b-----es

    遊戲週的第三天 小婊子們

  • Minecraft Part 2!

    當個創世神第二部

  • AW HECK YEAAAHH!

    真爆幹讚

  • You guys have been making fun of me in the comments >:(

    兄弟我們開始吧

  • Don't think I don't read those saying I don't know how to play game. I don't know how to make minecraft

    你們一直在留言區留一些嘲諷我的話

  • Yeah, I'm a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born

    別以為我沒有讀那些留言 你說我不懂該怎麼玩遊戲

  • Okay :)

    我不知道怎麼拍麥塊

  • Let's grab these :)

    對 我可是老手 我靠拍麥塊起家的

  • Alright, I know there's a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop

    我在你出生前就在玩麥塊了

  • God, you're pissing me off. >:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty :P

    懂嗎

  • Let me cut you kitty. >:)

    我們來採集這個

  • I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you

    好的 我知道有新增一大堆新的東西

  • Kitty! I didn't hurt the cat. I'm just trying to cut him, ha!

    為甚麼每個人都在轉圈

  • Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn't run around with a dynamite. So where's my house again? I forgot. that's a turtle!

    這裡不是英國 拜託停下來

  • Oh my go- hey!

    我的天 你把我惹火了

  • Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don't go! ;-;

    我可以用這像鉗子的東西來攔截動物

  • I love you!

    這就是我想做的 快過來小貓咪

  • nobody:

    讓我攔截你小貓咪

  • Minecraft: Turtles.

    我對天發誓小貓咪 讓我攔截你

  • Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where's my house?

    小貓....我沒有傷到貓...

  • I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter

    我只是想要攔截牠

  • Minecraft and maybe

    好喔 或許我不該帶著炸藥奔跑

  • redecorate the house just a little bit

    所以再一次我家在哪?

  • (Pewd's lovely, and amazing laugh laugh)

    那是一隻烏龜!

  • A lot of you were saying like my house. I don't kn- WHAT!

    我的天 嘿

  • 33 f-----n iron dude, I'm rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice

    我可以騎嗎 拜託讓我騎

  • I don't- I don't get like why you guys hate it.

    別走阿

  • (Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering "I don't understand the problem with my "inhale" house" )

    我愛你

  • Alright, so I know a couple things, right?

    沒有人:

  • I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat

    麥塊:烏龜

  • Is it the sugar I use? I don't really know.

    我有講錯話嗎

  • Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe

    好 我需要回到我的基地 或許我該偷一些裝飾品

  • All right. Let's make a hoe

    我的房子在哪 我忘記我的房子在哪了

  • People have space for all their shii-z right, so we're gonna make a nice little farm I think

    所以這集的目標

  • so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again)

    闢建一個農場跟進入.....麥塊

  • And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working?

    或許再重新裝修一點點房子

  • Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally)

    很多人都說這像我的房子

  • What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed

    我不了解 甚麼!?

  • No, AH

    33條鐵礦 我發了各位

  • Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, "wooh, woooooh"

    胡扯

  • Yeah, Aw

    我的床超屌的

  • You guys thought I wasn't good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds

    這房子超屌的

  • Put the seeds bii-. O h

    我不...

  • God, did you hear that?

    我不了解為甚麼你們這麼討厭它

  • PLANT!

    我不懂我那硬朗的房子出了甚麼問題

  • Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It's night time

    好的我知道了幾件事情

  • Let's have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat

    好嗎 我知道了幾件事情 我可以用這個桶子

  • All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let's look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow!

    我可以用這個甘蔗

  • Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

    還有小麥

  • All right, this is going really really good

    糖是這麼做的嗎?

  • Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I-- life hack life hack

    我不是很了解

  • Okay

    或許我們可以種雞蛋

  • so you can take bet you kids didn't know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and

    等等 甚麼?

  • Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there

    好的我的兄弟們

  • This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don't know how to do this

    所以我們要做一個這個

  • You do that it grows quicker

    一個鋤頭xd 【hoe又有妓女】

  • It's whatever. So now we have more seed

    好的 我來做著鋤頭

  • Which we can plant hoes (totally)

    人們真的都有空間放他們的東西...

  • Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We're make whoa

    所以我們要做一個精美的小農場 我想

  • How does bones work dude

    所以要先蓋個農場你要先有個鋤頭

  • Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da

    然後你需要往上打但沒有用

  • Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself

    搞甚麼

  • Why do I hear zombies in my house? "Inhales"

    聽著 我已經看了整整有六小時的麥塊教學了

  • Okay...

    為甚麼還沒用

  • OH MY GOD!

    也許我需要種植鋤頭?

  • I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I'm smart, dude, how do I make the planks?

    我該拿這鋤頭怎麼辦? 現在我可以種下種子了

  • Ok, so now we build-- we build a gate right?

    沒有嗎 阿

  • Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children

    好喔

  • Okay

    好喔 噢 我要按右鍵

  • Okay. Oh

    wooh, woooooh

  • Okay, it's not perfect

  • But it works god damn it, now

    你們這些人以為我不擅長麥塊? 我們要快點 要快點種下種子

  • What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah

    把那些... 種子種下

  • What is that sound?

    種下種子

  • Hello!

    噢 我的天 你有聽到嗎

  • Why minecraft spook me? All right horse!

    種阿

  • (Pewds kisses the air)

    快種阿 天啊 這是我唯一有的種子嗎

  • Hey horse

    我該如何取得種子

  • (Pewds kisses the air again)

    好的現在是晚安時間

  • You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here

    現在我們來睡個覺

  • (Pewds kisses the air, yet again)

    我跟我的小麥一起睡覺

  • Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak?

    好的 新的一天新的生活可以過

  • What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you're useless, can he stop spinning, come here

    現在來看看我的 靠邀 看看我種了多少各位

  • Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat

    耶耶耶耶 放...

  • My come here. I swear to God I will murder you

    好 這會非常的好

  • Come here

    為甚麼它沒有在長? 噢我知道了 生活駭客

  • Alright

    好所以你可以拿這一點 你們這些孩子不知道

  • Alright it's gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this

    你可以拿骨頭

  • Hey chicken

    然後做成骨粉

  • Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken

    然後你拿起骨粉

  • Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn't eat it. Alright you live today. There's no animals. I murdered them all

    然後你把骨粉放在那

  • Yes

    這就像是個專業小訣竅 很多人不知道這東西

  • Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on

    如果你做了的話會快一點

  • Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That's right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye-- it's working!

    隨便啦 所以我們有更多的種子

  • You're gonna live safe with Papa boots

    我們可以用鋤頭了

  • In Papa Boot's house

    好 這很屌 各為我們做了這...

  • Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here

    骨粉的運作原理為何?

  • Okay, we're almost there

    好的

  • We're almost there buddies my friends. You're better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright

    好 我們現在有屌屌的東西 現在你能做的 這我自己摸索的喔

  • Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on

    為甚麼我聽到我家有殭屍

  • Come in Nick

    好的...

  • One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in

    我的天 我全靠自己摸索

  • Come on

    如何製作柵欄

  • It's getting dark. Okay? Okay, that's true. That's true. Come on

    去你的 我很聰明的 兄弟

  • Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in

    我該如何運用這這木頭

  • please

    好的 所以現在我們建造了...這個柵欄對吧

  • It's getting dark, oh now you don't want to go come here

    建在我們家外頭

  • Go in I'm gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh

    看到沒 我知道要怎樣玩麥塊 你們這些小孩

  • NOO! Oh, oh

    好嗎?

  • Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh

    好嗎

  • My god I can cut you

    好的 不是很完美

  • How

    但成功了 現在

  • How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape

    我們現在能做的就是把別人當人質

  • Baby, can you?

    那是甚麼聲音

  • now stop leaving

    哈囉?

  • Baby come back baby, baby. There's zombies baby. I'm serious, baby sheep

    為何麥塊嚇到我了

  • Alright well bye then see if I care I don't want to kill a child

    好的 馬兒

  • Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I'm literally see

    嘿馬兒

  • vegans

    要來些這個嗎

  • See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I

    要來些小麥嗎

  • Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they're annoying. Alright new day. Let's sleep.. Alright we got our lamp

    快過來啊

  • We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let's go out on more adventures. Okay

    過來

  • It's adventure time. Come on grab your friends

    搞甚麼鬼 ma-yan我有小麥誒

  • Don't have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad

    拿走 衝三小!?

  • See there's sounds over there and I want to explore where that's coming from because I don't want no zombie farm in my house

    麥塊裡的馬是甚麼德行?

  • Whoa, it's a wide chest. It's even bigger

    沒用 你真沒用

  • All right gamers

    牠能停止轉圈圈嗎

  • Yeah, it's time. It's definitely something here

    快過來

  • Something real spook is happening here, and I'm not afraid to explore it. Oh

    好 現在你要過來了嗎?

  • My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There's so many

    我都餵小麥了

  • Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It's so massive. I

    過來!我對天發誓我會謀殺你

  • Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down

    快過來

  • What?

    好喔

  • Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty

    好 要這樣就對了 有時候事情就是會很糟糕

  • Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh

    好的 小雞,小雞喜歡這東西嗎?

  • too tiny to

    嘿 小雞

  • tiny

    沒錯 你喜歡這東西 你喜歡這東西

  • tiny

    太棒了 快過來小雞

  • That's right you then we're going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor

    快過來小雞 吃掉它

  • Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe

    快吃 牠不吃啦

  • Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don't need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is

    好 你今天還會是活著的

  • All right, let's explore

    放眼都沒有動物,我全部幹掉了

  • There's too much. Oh Jesus

    太棒了

  • Jesus Christ

    對 過來過來

  • Let's scare my balls. Ooh

    耶 你喜歡這貨

  • All right. We're laughs god damn it

    快過來

  • Who said mine cried isn't terrifying Here I am minding my own business

    快過來

  • Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for

    耶耶耶耶耶 快過來

  • Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don't think I need this much higher

    快過來

  • But I just accidentally dig up in my own house

    跟著我

  • God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That's all I want Oh

    我的九歲追隨者

  • What is down there hello

    沒有錯 跟著我哈哈哈

  • What is this nun Nico day

    這超讚的

  • Whoa

    成功了

  • Whoa, whoa

    你們跟博姿爸爸會過得很好

  • Not like this not like this

    在博姿爸爸的房子裡

  • Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. Oh he fell for the old don't shoot string. Oh god, they're everywhere

    快過來

  • What is this place

    繼續跟

  • My god, it's so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing

    噢耶 誒

  • That's awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft

    像條狡猾的大蛇 過來

  • I'll have iron on me god damn it. I don't have iron on me. I can make some

    好的 我們快到了

  • My god, I'm scared this music doesn't fit at all

    我們就快到了

  • Does that mean there's been people here before me

    我的朋友

  • There's I'm not the first one. Okay, we have iron I

    你們比我在遊戲裡 遇到的任何一個朋友還優秀

  • Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head

    好的

  • You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos

    就...

  • All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we're ready for some epic minecraft adventures now

    噢 天殺的,你走這邊好嗎過?來

  • All right, let's find some goddamn gold because what?

    對了對了

  • Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah

    少來了

  • Let's shoot don't shoot I am oh

    進來啦

  • They're shooting each other

    你們這群傻瓜 一次一個懂嗎?

  • Dude we haven't found diamond yet. Come on

    進來 拜託進來

  • This place is insane, dude. Oh, it's the baby zombie freak off. I

    進來

  • Don't want to kill a child. I

    天變黑了啦 好吧那是真的,是真的

  • Will kill a child I will kill a child

    過來

  • I don't have time for children don't waste my time. This place is insane. Dude. There's another chest there who built this place and why?

    過來

  • Ah

    擠進來

  • That's what I thought Wow

    擠進來 下一位以愛神的名義

  • Haha so much lava, there's so much epicness love it stop

    進來

  • Alright, let's build a bridge

    拜託了

  • Right my diamonds and I don't know what any of this is

    越來越黑了

  • But I got some goddamn melon seeds Oh you shift click and it just oh my god. That is so much easier Oh,

    阿現在你又不想進去了?

  • God thank you

    過來

  • Everywhere

    快進去

  • Ha ha what do you know my song? Oh god. No. Oh

    我要殺掉你們其中一位

  • This bed oh this bed, oh, this is bad I'm dying I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying to eat. Oh

    進來阿

  • My god, did you see that? Whoa, what is this ha

    謝謝你 終於!

  • Oh

    終於終於 把柵門關上

  • This is bad, oh this is it froze. Oh god, I'm making a hole

    不!噢

  • No one hurts the whole man

    我以為我幹掉牠了

  • Okay, I'm in my hole I don't want to lose my diamond stuff dude look how much stuff I have I can't die they're Poisson

    你發生了麼事情為何你光溜溜的

  • Huh? No

    我的天我可以剪你

  • That's too many

    牠們喜歡

  • Full strength full strenght whole stretch

    這超讚的 牠們生小孩了!

  • Full strap pull straight pull straight. Oh

    怎麼會?你們怎麼生小孩的

  • Jesus okay, ah liberals

    這太狂了

  • I'm not leaving until we get the diamonds. That's why I came here. Whoa. Look at the heavens epic

    這太狂了 我的天 寶寶羊要逃走了

  • Jesus oh god

    寶寶你能?

  • Yeah, found you

    不 拜託別再離開了

  • They dropped from the ceiling, babe

    寶寶回來 寶寶

  • Okay, that was an epic adventure but I dare no more we have too much precious item we have to return see

    寶寶那邊有殭屍

  • Remember

    寶寶 我很認真

  • Okay, we weren't too bad I

    寶寶羊

  • Just got to figure out where the hell I am. Oh my god

    好吧再見,然後看看我是否在意

  • Here we are

    我不想要殺掉小寶寶

  • Dude, look at my crops, dude. How are my sheeps doing? Okay, very nice

    好啦 小寶寶 你今晚能跟我一起睡覺

  • All right. Now we can make melon, right? Can we?

    我完全已經,看到沒

  • Did we're gonna make melon. All right beetroot. Can I plant? Oh my god, dude this

    我吃素的

  • All right. Some would say that my house is not the best looking house. I get it

    看到我對peter做的事情沒? 我今天拯救了牠的一天

  • Maybe I should redecorate it a little bit just a little bit. I don't care if it's dark. I'm gonna farm

    我拯救了一個人的一生 你做了甚麼?

  • minecraft all day

    我的天他們好凡人

  • all day

    嶄新的一天 我們入眠吧

  • Son all you want some Oh God

    好 我們有我們的照明設備

  • Alright, so here we'll do the beetroot

    我們有了超屌農場

  • There we'll do the pumpkin melon

    每個東西都看起來很讚

  • Oh

    非常謝謝你

  • My god is my stuff still there. Okay, they are oh

    來去探更多的險

  • God damn it

    因為這是探險時光 帶上你的朋友

  • It came out of nowhere, dude. Oh, thank god. What are you doing to the Sheep you

    玩麥塊已經一無所有

  • All right. It's time to sleep. Don't be greedy Felix. Oh, what a day dude. I'm making such sick progress, except that one time

    這好傷心

  • I died. All right, dude. Look how much they've grown dude. All right time to spice up the house

    看到沒 那頭傳來聲音 而我想去一探就近聲音的源頭

  • Just a little bit just a little bit. Make it a little nicer fine. All right, you guys want a cozy ass house?

    因為我不想要我家周圍有殭屍農場

  • I'll deliver I'll deliver the coach Diaz house you've ever coast inside to rebuild. We must first destroy

    嗯ㄥ

  • It pains me to do this. Does it put so much effort into it? All right. Don't escape now god damn it

    哇 更大的儲物箱 比之前還大

  • All right, I'll deal with them later this is not your house mr. Sheep

    好了 玩家們

  • Okay, first we must lay foundation of the house

    是時候了 這裡絕對有東西

  • Make sure it's good. What the hell is happening over there?

    一定有非常嚇人的事情會發生在這

  • What the hell is that

    而我無所畏懼繼續探索

  • Excuse me

    我的天x3 也太多了吧

  • I'm building a new house over here

    二連殺 三連殺 最殺玩家

  • What are they doing? All right, we're building a goddamn house

    看看這洞窟 還真大

  • One two three. Okay, that's nice. Dude. This house is gonna be so goddamn tight all you Minecraft haters

    我有鑽稿 所以我可以直接挖 兄弟

  • Are gonna be so sorry. This is the video series that will convert more people to Minecraft than ever in history

    甚麼 它一直延伸下去?

  • Notch will come back from his grave

    甚麼?(你還沒有玩過tubers)

  • Just to thank me. Thank

    好各位 這絕對是最史詩的麥塊探險

  • You

    喝 小蝙蝠你嚇到我了

  • exam

    抱歉 你必須以死來付出代價