that every youtuber can get to

the first is when they get a million subscribers

the second one is when they get their content either stolen or reacted to by

a big reaction channel

and the third is when there is fanfiction written about them

well ladies and gentleman

today we have the first fanfiction

written about me

I have done a read through where I read this fanfiction blind and unscripted

but it kinda took a little too long

and I don't wanna sound ungrateful but it wasn't the best?!?

I mean the beginning was good

the middle was eh? and you kinda lost me at the end

so I'm only gonna be reading part of it

and summarizing the rest of it

so let's begin!

I wake up crying knowing today is the day James is going to be leaving for a camping trip

Why am I so obsessed with this boy I mean we're both only 12

why am I only twelve? well this isn't creepy at all

I shake the thought of him making me go crazy

knowing I won't be able to watch him and make sure he's safe while he's gone

I put on my clothes walking over to his house

scared that he already left

I move over to the corner of the house

watching him put all of his gear in his car

his white skin shining in the Arizona sun

I look at the trunk of the car open and filled with gear and out of pure desparation to

always be with James

I quickly run into the trunk of the car

hiding under all of James's stuff

that's very impressive for a twelve year old

my eyes widen not regretting a thing

I hear the car start before driving off I get excited

before grabbing one of James's duffel bags

opening the bag and looking through

my eyes widen seeing James' underpants before taking it

I will cherish this forever

I say holding it close to my heart

so then we arrive at the campsite

and the stowaway runs out and hides behind a tree

watching me and saying now's my chance he will notice me

but then for some reason she falls asleep

she sleeps for the entire day

and then when she wakes up she goes through my tent and finds all of my axe deoderant

which I just wanna point something out I don't like axe deoderant

come on get you fanfictions right!

and then she says

senpai smell *laughs*

I say with joy just spraying a little as the scent of James washes over my body

I let out a soft moan before craving more

then for some reason it switches to both of us in school???

like if you wanna write a semi-erotic fanfiction about stalking me go right ahead

but at least make the story make sense!

it's 7th grade and I have followed my senpai everywhere

I go the look of him driving me crazy with lust

every time he talks to a girl the anger driving me crazy

so then she ties in the part where I gave the first comic I made to a girl

sick reference bro

so I give the comic to the other girl

and then the girl in the story says

senpai but I couldn't get mad at senpai

I was only mad at the girl my eyes widen grinning following the girl watching and waiting

so then I think she steals the comic

and then we go back camping???

for some reason keep your stories straight man!!!!

I wake up already knowing James is going to be gone again on another camping trip

I lurk on top of the trees

Wha what on top of the trees?!?!?

a few hours pass before I wake up

you just woke up a few sentences ago!!!!!

to already find everyone there and unpacked

my eyes widen before seeing James on the cliff

as I scream knowing he could hurt himself

I bite my nails watching screaming with each jump

I must help senpai!!!! *laughs again*

then she ties in the time I pushed Harris off a cliff

in one of my older videos

it was into a lake okay

I didn't just push him off a cliff okay

we were cliff diving

then I think I save her from falling or something

but then she swims away

I start to climb down before swimming far away from the campsite my only energy is the thought of James

my eyes exhausted in the heat of the Arizona sun

waiting for my senpai James to show up even the thought of him makes my heart beat fast

then we go back to school for some reason

she tries to fit in as many references as she can

i'm not expecting everyone watching this to have seen all my videos

but there's a reference to my pe video, my five hour energy video

my asmr video

she calls me senpai a lot... A LOT

and it ends with

I move back into the closet closing the door

You will be mine!

whoever made this can you tell me how old you are?

you know I'm almost twenty right???

I just need to make sure you're not a minor for legal reasons

so I cut out a lot of the fanfiction

but the author uses the word senpai 18 times and the phrase eyes widen 10 times

so that's about two percent of the fanfiction is either the words eyes widen or senpai

good job man

good job good job

thanks for watching

thank you for making this fanfiction of me, I really appreciated it