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  • *epic music* gaming *burp* week. sucribre to jjacob8600 :)

    *超酷音樂* 遊戲 *嗝* 週!

  • say it with me.

    來跟我一起說

  • *meme* gaming *review* week!

    *拍手* 遊戲 *拍手* 週!

  • *9 year old's voice* "oh, he doesn't play enough games anym-"

    「噢, 他玩的遊戲完全不夠-」

  • GAMING! WEEK!

    遊戲! 週!

  • starting off with the ultimate game of all time.

    就從史上最終極的遊戲開始

  • Minecraft.

    當個創世神

  • that's right.

    沒錯

  • *POP* i have not played minecraft properly in... ever.

    我已經很久沒認真玩過Minecraft了....從來沒有

  • *cue meatball giggles*

    *可愛的笑聲*

  • i played the game when it was in alpha.

    我在他還在測試的時候玩過

  • that's right! Hipster Notch supporter!

    沒錯! 我是超酷的Notch支持者

  • i think a lot of it has changed.

    我想這遊戲改變了很多

  • i'm not sure.

    我不太肯定

  • okay!

    Okay!

  • let's just jump into it- why do I not have sound???

    讓我們開始吧 為什麼我沒有聲音?

  • okay, so create a new world.

    好 所以 來創造一個新世界

  • what should we name it?

    我們應該取什麼名字?

  • "broland".

    "哥們大陸"

  • good one!

    不錯!

  • here we go guys! :)

    我們來了! ( • ̀ω•́ )

  • historical moment.

    歷史性的一刻

  • my first video ever was a minecraft video!

    我第一部Minecraft影片

  • does it always take this long? (sadly).

    這是不是每次都要載入那麼久?( ˘•ω•˘ )

  • here it is. oh... my...god!

    來了(☉д⊙)噢 買 尬

  • after all these years.

    經過那麼長的歲月後...

  • i'm back in minecraft.

    我終於回來Minecraft了( • ̀ω•́ )

  • i have this ne...

    我有這個-

  • is that a *christian channel* horse?!

    那難道是匹天殺的馬?!

  • that's a freaking horse! :0

    這是匹天殺的馬!

  • OH MY GOD THERE'S HORSES IN MINECRAFT?

    我的天Minecraft裡面有馬?!

  • kAWAIIIIIIII (OOOOHHHHHHHH THATS CUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEE) (≧▽≦)

    KAWAII♥(´∀` )

  • u-uma desu?! (OOOOOOOH WOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS A HORSE I LOVE YOU MAN)

    是馬 *在嘗試講日文*

  • can i ride it?

    我可以騎上去嗎?

  • *GASP* OHHHH!!!!! (wow pewds)

    *倒抽一口氣* (☉д⊙)噢噢噢--!!!!

  • *he looks so cute uwu*

    (☉д⊙)噢噢噢噢----!!!!

  • OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

    (゚д⊙)啊!!

  • AH!

    你看!這是小隻的馬!

  • look, it's tiny horse!

    哈囉小馬! uwu

  • hello, tiny horse! (uwu)

    這真的超讚!d(`・∀・)b

  • this is amazing :)

    我愛Minecraft *笑*

  • i love minecraft *meatball giggles*

    為什麼牠們在滑動?

  • why are they sliding?

    *笑*

  • *giggles*

    OK 掰掰小馬!

  • okay, bye bye horse!

    所以我有...

  • So I have...

    我有自己的外觀

  • i got my outfit. (stream Beach Lasagna)

    就是這個!*笑聲*(。A。)! 耶!

  • there it is! *giggles* yeah!!

    *♫* 嘿!

  • bobs or vagana whate-- eyy!

    我不太記得怎麼玩這個遊戲了

  • *giggles* whatever will it be?

    我想第一件事是砍樹

  • i don't really remember how you play- i think the first thing you do is chop down wood.

    沒錯 對對對 你一定要

  • That's right. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. You definitely

    砍樹

  • chop down wood.

    砍砍砍( ・∀・)

  • chop, chop, chop!

    有了 解鎖了新的配方?

  • there we go. new recipe unlocked?

    超棒!

  • amazing!

    你知道嗎, 其實我算是個老玩家了

  • you know, i'm sort of a veteran. (oh, are you felix?)

    我不需要你們這些小孩教我怎麼玩Minecraft

  • i don't need you kids to tell me how to play minecraft.

    我知道怎麼玩Minecraft

  • i know how to play minecraft. (insert "get out of my room im playing miNECRAFT")

    *殭屍聲音* 喔天 剛剛那是什麼聲音?

  • *scary zombies* oh, god. what was that sound?

    噢 對了! 你要建造一個- 啊!(☉д⊙) *更多殭屍聲*

  • oh, yeah! you have to build a-- AH! *more zombies*

    你要在晚上之前建好房子

  • you have to build a shelter before night.

    這代表我們要生火 我們還有建造一扇門

  • that means we've got to get fire; that means we've got to build a door.

    我們有一堆東西要弄的

  • (irish accent) we've got a lot of things to build.

    哦天啊

  • oh, god. *felix has an aneurysm*

    救 命

  • H E L P

    有其他人在嗎?

  • is there anyone out there?

    我不是要這樣做

  • oh- that's not what i wanted to do...

    好吧 我有一堆東西

  • alright, i got a lot of stuff. (exactly 24 oak planks)

    所以我要怎麼弄一個木棒?

  • so how do I build..

    有了! 我弄出來了!

  • a twig? (•ิ_•ิ)

    我還是那麼厲害

  • *mii channel music*

    看看我多會

  • there it is! i got it! (eureka)

    我還能弄些什麼?

  • still got it bABy.

    我的天是工作台!

  • look at this, dude.

    我學會了很多...科學知識之類的

  • what else can I build?

    我已經是個Minecraft大師了

  • oh my god, the crafting table! Σ(・口・)

    我只玩了半個- 啊!

  • i'm learning so much about science!!1!1

    老天爺 *殭屍聲音*

  • and stuff.. ┐('~` )┌

    好吧 那是什麼鬼東西

  • i'm already a Minecraft pro

    為什麼那麼恐怖-- 啊!

  • and i've only played like half an-

    我居然害怕*笑*Minecraft

  • (proceeds to fall in hole) aH!

    我要回去小馬那邊

  • Jesus.. *spooky zombie noises*

    好吧所以我們應該在哪裡建造我們第一個房子?

  • oKay- what is that?!

    這裡就在海邊 不錯

  • why is it so spooky? :(

    蠻酷的

  • *splish splash noises* AH!

    對對對對對 這裡 我們就在這裡建房子吧

  • *giggles*

    完美...那是什麼?

  • i'm scared.. of minecra- (stream him playing the silent hill map)

    Nani kore? (日文:那是什麼?)

  • i'll go back to the horses. (friendship is magic!)

    那是什麼?...

  • alright, so where should we build ourrr...

    啊!(☉д⊙) 那裡有章魚?

  • first house?

    還有貓?

  • this is nice, it's by the beach.

    好吧就在我們繼續探險之前

  • it's p r e t t y e p i c

    我一定要保護自己

  • yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh

    我記得一些東西

  • here, we'll build it here.

    沒錯就是這個 我還是很會

  • this is perfect :)

    所以要怎樣合劍?

  • what is T H A T (ಠ_ಠ? )

    劍就像...

  • nani kore? (what's this?)

    這是什麼...配方

  • what is thaaat?

    噢 ok 呃...劍

  • *gets scared by squid*

    噢 它幫你做好了

  • there's...

    也弄一把斧頭吧 我的天這真的很容易

  • ¿OCTOPUSSY?

    小貓? 小心- 嘿!

  • there's CAAAATTTS?!

    你別指望傷害小貓 就算在哪裡都不行

  • alright, before we advance any further,

    小貓過來

  • i must protect myself

    你是什麼鬼東西??

  • now, i remember SOME things (me during an exam)

    我可以殺掉他們嗎? -等等 讓我存個檔

  • there it is

    好了 現在來殺掉他們吧

  • still got it

    他寧願淹死也不要被我殺

  • so how was a sword then?

    他直接消失了!

  • sword was like..?

    我是個殺人犯 我都做了什麼?

  • *confusion intensifies*

    我可以殺你嗎?

  • what is this... recipe

    (☉д⊙)啊啊啊---!

  • oh ok.. uhh

    (☉д⊙)NO------!

  • sword... oh it does it FOR you

    啊...இдஇ 我已經失敗了....

  • let's get an axe as well

    好吧 現在給我認真玩 Felix

  • oh my god this is so EASY

    我的天 要快速通關

  • kitty, get over-

    喔天 那些夏日的回憶

  • hEY >:(

    那些感受都回來了

  • (irish accent part 2) don't you DARE hurt kitty

    在喧囂過後的深夜裡

  • whatever you are

    你玩得很盡興, 但是實際上--

  • kitty, come here

    你只是想要回家好好地玩Minecraft

  • what the HELL are you??

    徹夜不眠

  • *testificate noise*

    挖礦挖到深處

  • *laugh that clears my skin*

    只是因為想知道下面有什麼

  • can i murder them?

    終於有一個讓我身同感受的遊戲

  • wait lemme save...

    天殺的 這遊戲有洋蔥

  • alright, NOW let's murder the dude.

    我的天為什麼- 這遊戲好動漫啊?

  • *intense killing*

    歐對 我需要一個鏟子 當然的

  • he would rather DROWN HIMSELF than be with me... :(

    為什麼Minecraft那麼的動漫?

  • *weird mating calls*

    好了 我想我們現在已經準備好挖礦了

  • *he dead*

    我想要我的礦洞距離我的家遠一點 對吧

  • he just DISAPPEARED!

    所以這裡- 好的這很完美

  • i'm a murderer!

    我們從這裡開始吧

  • what have i done!?

    石器時代!!(。◕∀◕。)

  • (immediately attempts murder again) can I kill you?

    這代表...你知道嗎小孩們?

  • *nba level*

    代表你可以弄一把天殺的石頭鎬了 小子

  • AHHHHHHHHHH

    所以現在我們可以挖得比較快了

  • NOOOOOOO (zero deaths)

    超棒

  • awwww... :(

    天 我需要煤是嗎?

  • i've already failed... (me when i see i don't know how to do the first question)

    我要尋找煤礦了

  • alright, now play seriously felix.

    喔天 太陽要下山了 小子們

  • gOd dammit

    喔天

  • speed run happening!!

    我需要一些能照明的東西

  • *minecraft music starts playing* oh god the sombre moments..

    去他的 這真的糟透了

  • the feelings are all coming back to me (ಥ﹏ಥ)

    小豬 拜託做點事情

  • late at night after a party...

    我連豬都不能騎嗎? 是不是在開玩笑?

  • you had a good time.

    好吧 酷 我們該找煤礦了

  • but in reality..

    喔完美- 啊

  • you just wanted to go home and play minecraft :'(

    這裡 應該有- 喔 哇

  • and I stayed up all night.

    哇(☉д⊙)!

  • digging D E E P down.

    這裡! 我們找到煤了!

  • just to see what was that thing.

    我們只需要小心那個岩漿

  • finally, a game that gave me adventure.

    就是這裡 這個就是煤礦了

  • and made me f e e l, goddammit!

    沒錯

  • oh my god, why- this game is so anime. (´。• ᵕ •。`)

    我們能活下去!

  • oh, i need a shovel; of course.

    這個綠色的條是什麼

  • why is minecraft so a n i m e?

    我有拿到那些煤是嗎?

  • alright, i think we're ready to just, dig down.

    天啊 這到底有多深?

  • so i wanna have like, the mine a little bit away from the home, right?

    好的 我們有煤了

  • so here's- okay this is perfect :)

    這也當然意味著...

  • we'll just cut here.

    我們能弄火把了

  • sToNe aGe!

    好 小心這個岩漿

  • that means... you know what kids?

    我們可以在岩漿上面蓋一座橋嗎?

  • you make a stone goddamn pickaxe boi.

    我需要越過這裡

  • so now we can dig a lot faster >:)

    有了

  • *sims music*

    我們要拿鑽石了小子們(⊙ω⊙)

  • e p i c.

    這就是這個系列的目標

  • goddamn, i need coal, don't i?

    鑽石很難到手嗎 我都不記得了

  • i need to find c o a l.

    好 我們要往深處前進了

  • oh god, the sun is setting bois.

    我聽到一些聲音

  • oh god, i need something to light up.

    我有一把劍嗎? 我有

  • god damN iT

    我有一把劍 而且我毫不畏懼使用它 去他的

  • this is real bad ( ; ω ; )

    我為什麼-

  • pig, please. do something ಠ_ಠ

    啊(☉д⊙) 那是什麼

  • i can't even ride the pig, are you kidding me?

    為什麼我聽到他們的聲音!

  • alright, coal. let's find c o a l.

    (゚д⊙)啊啊啊啊---!

  • ah perfect- (falls) oW

    什麼?(゚д゚≡゚д゚)下面是什麼?

  • heRe. there should-

    我的天什- 啊啊啊!Σ(*゚д゚ )

  • oh! woah-

    下面發生什麼了?

  • WO A H

    下面有一個箱子!

  • tHERE! we found coal :)

    *倒吸一口氣*

  • alright- let's just be careful with the lava (o_O)

    (´⊙ω⊙`)下面有個箱子!

  • there it is. there's coal.

    (´⊙ω⊙`)我要拿到那個箱子!

  • *ping!*

    我們需要一個計劃B

  • yesss (✯◡✯)

    好吧那我們的計劃B是什麼?

  • we're gonna LIVE!

    來吧兄弟們!!(゚∀。)

  • what is this green bar?

    啊啊啊啊啊!!(☉д⊙)

  • i'm getting the coal, right? (yes, felix.)

    不不不不不!(((゚Д゚;)))我改變主意了

  • goddamn, where- how deep does this go?

    我沒想到這裡有那麼多人。゚ヽ(゚´Д`)ノ゚。

  • okay, we have coal!

    啊!幹இдஇ...

  • which, of course, means we can make-

    (ಠ益ಠ)

  • a torch :)

    (超氣)

  • alright, let's be careful here with the lava.

    啊啊啊啊!!!!ヽ(#`Д´)ノ

  • can we build a bridge over the lava? :0

    噢...看看他們在那邊住得多舒服(๑´ㅂ`๑)

  • it's crossing it.

    看看它...

  • we're going to get d i a m o n d bois

    老天-

  • that's the goal of this series >:)

    (☉д⊙)啊啊啊啊啊----

  • is it hard to get diamonds? i don't really remember...

    ( ˘•ω•˘ )

  • okay... we're going deeper... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    我會把我的東西拿回來

  • i hear something... (marTy)

    我會復仇的

  • do i have a sword?

    那些骷髏骨

  • i do... (said no one ever when i propose)

    會為它們對我和兄弟們做過的事附上代價的

  • i have a sword and i'm not afraid to use it, goddamnit (メ` ロ ´)

    *瑞典語(?)*

  • why do i-

    那他媽的是什麼聲音-

  • *herobrine music*

    啊啊啊Σ(*゚д゚ )

  • AHHHH- what wAS THAT

  • why can i hEAR THEM

    去你的(#`Д´)

  • aHHHHH

    你這噁心的

  • what- what is down there???

    到處都是骷髏??Σ(゚Д゚;≡;゚д゚)

  • oh mY gOd, what is-

    啊啊啊啊啊(((゚д゚)))

  • aHHHH

    為什麼太陽沒有幫我!!(╬☉д⊙)

  • what is HAPPENING down there???

    噢 看!(´⊙ω⊙`)

  • (a mob orgy felix)

    有好多東西!

  • there's a chest down there :0

    啊(;゚д゚)

  • *gasp* there's a chEST DOWN THERE

    好了 好了 我不撿了

  • i gotta gET THE CHEST

    我不撿了 不撿了 不-

  • we just gotta have a plan b- alright, what's the plan b then?

    (゚皿゚メ)

  • let's gO BROS

    那邊的馬給我做點什麼(#`Д´)ノ

  • AHHHHHH nO NO NO NO I CHANGE MY MIND I DIDN'T THINK THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE-

    好吧我來挖個洞

  • aHHHH fuUcCk nO

    我在挖洞了 我受不了了

  • *inhale* HHHHH

    (`д´)你不能在我的洞裡傷害我!

  • *inhale*

    (#`Д´)ノ你不能在我的洞裡傷害我!

  • *mating call*

    (╬゚д゚)你不能在我的洞裡-

  • awww look how cozy they have it over there ( ̄ヘ ̄)

    (´;ω;`)天啊

  • loOk aT tHaT

    。・゚・(つд`゚)・゚・

  • god- *creeper*

    就是這樣, 旅程開始了--

  • aHHHHHHHH

    Felix Kjellberg的旅程

  • *exhausted exhale*

    就在久別多年後來到Minecraft--

  • i'll get my stuff back >:(

    為了取回他曾經的所有

  • i'll get revenge.

    那裡有一個瀑布!

  • those skeletons are gonna freAKING pay for what they did to me and my father >:(

    好吧 我會去找-

  • ushten flabben

    這裡有一隻雞欸!ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ

  • what is that fucking sound-

    小雞安安!

  • aHHHHHH

    酷誒 超棒!

  • god *christian channel* DAMMIT

    幾乎一切都改變了

  • you're diSGUSTING (spider: why u bully me)

    幾乎一切都-

  • are there skeletons everywHERE? (yes felix, it's night)

    改變了

  • AHHHHHHH

    就是這裡

  • why is the sun noT HELPING :(

    就是這裡

  • oH LoOk, there's so much stuff!

    我會找到他們...

  • spider: did u call me disguSTING

    ...然後殺掉他們

  • AHH- alright, alright, i've had enough >:(

    那些混蛋會為他們對我所做的一切付出代價的

  • i've had enough, i've had enough, i've had en-

    他們侮辱了我

  • did u fCKINTDHJ

    但這次我回來了 還變得更強大了

  • horses, dO SOMETHING. (mom @ me & sibling)

    比過去的我更強!

  • god- dude, alright i'm digging a hole. (survival 101)

    強大得無人能及!!

  • i'm digging a hole i'm done with this-

    我要殺光他們

  • you can't hurt me in my hole! (x2)

    我要他媽的劍 快給我

  • you cAN'T HURT ME- godfu-

    我要怎麼製作防具?

  • *cries*

    可能我應該先弄好防具

  • and so, the journey begins for felix kjellberg,

    沒錯我會先弄防具

  • after returning years from minecraft,

    我現在還不夠強

  • to reclaim what was once his >:)

    但我已經強得知道我的極限了

  • there's a fREAKING WATER POOL

    我在雞的身上拿到雞蛋誒!

  • alright, i'll- i'll find that-

    我要煤 很多的煤!

  • there's a freAKING CHICKEN

    我現在能建造熔爐了 沒錯

  • what up, chicken? (proceeds to attack it with a sapling)

    是建造嗎? 還是什麼?

  • cool, man. that's awesome.

    我們能弄鐵

  • so much has changed :(

    而鐵要從鐵礦弄

  • so much has-

    還有炭

  • changed. *giggles*

    那這個是什麼 這個是煤

  • here it is. (x2)

    那你怎麼弄炭?

  • i'll find them.

    要從岩漿桶