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  • This year, I asked my viewers to send me some of their bad holiday gifts.

    今年,我請我的觀眾寄一些他們收到的很糟糕的節慶禮物給我。

  • So I'll share them with you right now.

    所以我現在要來和你們分享。

  • And this is from Sandy from Minnesota.

    這是來自明尼蘇達州的 Sandy。

  • She says my great aunt in Ireland always sends me perfume for Christmas.

    她說我住在愛爾蘭很棒的姑姑總是會在聖誕節寄給我香水。

  • My aunt doesn't see very well and this year's gifts was a little strange.

    我的姑姑眼睛不好,而今年的禮物有一點奇怪。

  • So these are the perfumes this year.

    所以這些是今年的香水。

  • And the first one, it's a, several scents, white lace and muddy grass.

    第一個是這個,有好幾種香氣,白蕾絲和泥草香。

  • In case you want to smell like you fell down at your wedding.

    除非你想要聞起來像是你在你的婚禮跌倒。

  • I mean what is that, what?

    我的意思是那是什麼,什麼?

  • Burnt marshmallow and leather is the next one.

    下一個是焦香棉花糖和皮革香味。

  • Leather jacket, burnt marshmallow, someone at the factory is sniffing too much perfume, I think.

    皮革夾克、焦香棉花糖,我想有人在工廠吸入太多香水了。

  • This is my favorite.

    這是我的最愛。

  • This is whipped cream and microchip.

    這是生奶油和微晶片。

  • It's like if you drop your iPhone in frappuccino, I guess, we should bottle this.

    這就像是你把你的 iPhone 掉到星冰樂裡,我猜,我們應該把這個裝瓶。

  • All right, the next one is from Nina from London, England.

    好的,下一個是來自英國倫敦的 Nina。

  • I was doing my holiday shopping and I came across this at TJ Maxx.

    我正在為假期採購,然後我在 TJ Maxx 時經過這個。

  • I didn't have the heart to give it as a gift, so I'm sending it to you.

    我不想把它當作禮物送人,所以我把它寄給你。

  • OK, this is, please enjoy with me.

    好的,這是,請和我一起開箱。

  • It says Facebook, and it says F, family and friends, A, attitude, C, communicate, E, exciting, B, behave, O, oops, Oh, opportunity, K, keep in touch.

    它寫著 Facebook,然後它說 F,家人和朋友,A,態度,C,溝通,E,興奮,B,守規矩,O,噗哧,Oh,機會,K,保持聯絡。

  • OK, let's start from the beginning.

    好的,讓我們從頭開始。

  • Someone came up with the words for Facebook, OK?

    有人想出 Facebook 代表的字,好嗎?

  • Someone said we got to make a word for Facebook.

    有人說我們應該為 Facebook 創造一個字。

  • And then they thought, we should frame this.

    然後他們想,我們應該說出來。

  • And then someone at TJ Maxx said we're going to buy these and we're going to sell them.

    然後在 TJ Maxx 的某個人說我們要買下這些,然後我們要來賣它們。

  • Somehow Sears is going out of business?

    Sears 在不知不覺中要倒了嗎?

  • TJ Maxx is OK with?

    TJ Maxx 賣這個可以嗎?

  • But it inspired me to make one of my own.

    但這給了我靈感去做一個我的。

  • And where is it?

    它在哪?

  • Do I not have it?

    我沒帶來嗎?

  • Oh, OK.

    喔,好的。

  • It's just fresh off the press.

    它才剛印好。

  • OK, here it is.

    好的,就是它。

  • Ellen, E is for excellent, L is for lesbian, L is for lesbian, E is for entertainer, N, oops.

    Ellen, E 是優秀的,L 是女同志,L 是女同志,E 是藝人,N,噗哧。

  • All right, and this next one.

    好的,再來是這一個。

  • Michael from New York sent this in.

    來自紐約的 Michael 寄了這個來。

  • My mother bought these for my father several Christmases ago, but he never opened them.

    我的母親在好幾年前的聖誕節買這些給我父親,但他從來沒有打開過它們。

  • They're men's support socks, but I couldn't stop laughing at the name.

    它們是男性護腳襪,但我無法停止取笑這個名字。

  • And here they are, men's support socks.

    而它們在這裡,男性的護腳襪。

  • They're called Supp-hose.

    它們叫做 Supp-hose。

  • Supp-hose, and they go with your not much britches.

    Supp-hose,然後它們和你的半馬褲很搭。

  • Please remember to wash them, nobody likes dirty hose.

    請記得要洗它們,沒有人喜歡骯髒的襪子。

  • All right, finally, this was a gift that I got from one of my viewers.

    好的,最後,這是我從一個我的觀眾得到的禮物。

  • This was sent to me from JB.

    這是 JB 寄給我的。

  • That's all I know.

    我只知道這些。

  • It's very mysterious, JB.

    非常的神祕,JB。

  • And here it is.

    就是它。

  • Aw.

    啊。

  • Yeah, that's what I said when I saw it.

    對,我看到它時也這麼說。

  • Aw.

    啊。

  • It's called Ellen and Portia, Number 10.

    它叫做 Ellen 和 Portia,第十號。

  • He took 10 tries, but he finally got it.

    他畫了十次,但他終於成功了。

  • He got it on number 10.

    他在第十次時成功了。

  • This is one Portia and I would weave our hair together.

    這是當 Portia 和我會把頭髮纏在一起的時刻。

  • We would, it's actually a good portrait of Ryan Seacrest and Kelly Ripa.

    我們會,它事實上比較像是 Ryan Seacrest 和 Kelly Ripa 的肖像畫。

  • I may send it to them.

    我可能會把它寄給他們。

  • It's really scary too.

    它也很可怕。

  • No matter where you're standing in the room, our chins follow you.

    不管你站在房間的哪裡,我們都會看著你。

This year, I asked my viewers to send me some of their bad holiday gifts.

今年,我請我的觀眾寄一些他們收到的很糟糕的節慶禮物給我。

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    Julia Kuo 發佈於 2019 年 08 月 18 日
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