So I'll share them with you right now.

所以我現在要來和你們分享。

And this is from Sandy from Minnesota.

這是來自明尼蘇達州的 Sandy。

She says my great aunt in Ireland always sends me perfume for Christmas.

她說我住在愛爾蘭很棒的姑姑總是會在聖誕節寄給我香水。

My aunt doesn't see very well and this year's gifts was a little strange.

我的姑姑眼睛不好，而今年的禮物有一點奇怪。

So these are the perfumes this year.

所以這些是今年的香水。

And the first one, it's a, several scents, white lace and muddy grass.

第一個是這個，有好幾種香氣，白蕾絲和泥草香。

In case you want to smell like you fell down at your wedding.

除非你想要聞起來像是你在你的婚禮跌倒。

I mean what is that, what?

我的意思是那是什麼，什麼？

Burnt marshmallow and leather is the next one.

下一個是焦香棉花糖和皮革香味。

Leather jacket, burnt marshmallow, someone at the factory is sniffing too much perfume, I think.

皮革夾克、焦香棉花糖，我想有人在工廠吸入太多香水了。

This is my favorite.

這是我的最愛。

This is whipped cream and microchip.

這是生奶油和微晶片。

It's like if you drop your iPhone in frappuccino, I guess, we should bottle this.

這就像是你把你的 iPhone 掉到星冰樂裡，我猜，我們應該把這個裝瓶。

All right, the next one is from Nina from London, England.

好的，下一個是來自英國倫敦的 Nina。

I was doing my holiday shopping and I came across this at TJ Maxx.

我正在為假期採購，然後我在 TJ Maxx 時經過這個。

I didn't have the heart to give it as a gift, so I'm sending it to you.

我不想把它當作禮物送人，所以我把它寄給你。

OK, this is, please enjoy with me.

好的，這是，請和我一起開箱。

It says Facebook, and it says F, family and friends, A, attitude, C, communicate, E, exciting, B, behave, O, oops, Oh, opportunity, K, keep in touch.

它寫著 Facebook，然後它說 F，家人和朋友，A，態度，C，溝通，E，興奮，B，守規矩，O，噗哧，Oh，機會，K，保持聯絡。

OK, let's start from the beginning.

好的，讓我們從頭開始。

Someone came up with the words for Facebook, OK?

有人想出 Facebook 代表的字，好嗎？

Someone said we got to make a word for Facebook.

有人說我們應該為 Facebook 創造一個字。

And then they thought, we should frame this.

然後他們想，我們應該說出來。

And then someone at TJ Maxx said we're going to buy these and we're going to sell them.

然後在 TJ Maxx 的某個人說我們要買下這些，然後我們要來賣它們。

Somehow Sears is going out of business?

Sears 在不知不覺中要倒了嗎？

TJ Maxx is OK with?

TJ Maxx 賣這個可以嗎？

But it inspired me to make one of my own.

但這給了我靈感去做一個我的。

And where is it?

它在哪？

Do I not have it?

我沒帶來嗎？

Oh, OK.

喔，好的。

It's just fresh off the press.

它才剛印好。

OK, here it is.

好的，就是它。

Ellen, E is for excellent, L is for lesbian, L is for lesbian, E is for entertainer, N, oops.

Ellen, E 是優秀的，L 是女同志，L 是女同志，E 是藝人，N，噗哧。

All right, and this next one.

好的，再來是這一個。

Michael from New York sent this in.

來自紐約的 Michael 寄了這個來。

My mother bought these for my father several Christmases ago, but he never opened them.

我的母親在好幾年前的聖誕節買這些給我父親，但他從來沒有打開過它們。

They're men's support socks, but I couldn't stop laughing at the name.

它們是男性護腳襪，但我無法停止取笑這個名字。

And here they are, men's support socks.

而它們在這裡，男性的護腳襪。

They're called Supp-hose.

它們叫做 Supp-hose。

Supp-hose, and they go with your not much britches.

Supp-hose，然後它們和你的半馬褲很搭。

Please remember to wash them, nobody likes dirty hose.

請記得要洗它們，沒有人喜歡骯髒的襪子。

All right, finally, this was a gift that I got from one of my viewers.

好的，最後，這是我從一個我的觀眾得到的禮物。

This was sent to me from JB.

這是 JB 寄給我的。

That's all I know.

我只知道這些。

It's very mysterious, JB.

非常的神祕，JB。

And here it is.

就是它。

Aw.

啊。

Yeah, that's what I said when I saw it.

對，我看到它時也這麼說。

Aw.

啊。

It's called Ellen and Portia, Number 10.

它叫做 Ellen 和 Portia，第十號。

He took 10 tries, but he finally got it.

他畫了十次，但他終於成功了。

He got it on number 10.

他在第十次時成功了。

This is one Portia and I would weave our hair together.

這是當 Portia 和我會把頭髮纏在一起的時刻。

We would, it's actually a good portrait of Ryan Seacrest and Kelly Ripa.

我們會，它事實上比較像是 Ryan Seacrest 和 Kelly Ripa 的肖像畫。

I may send it to them.

我可能會把它寄給他們。

It's really scary too.

它也很可怕。

No matter where you're standing in the room, our chins follow you.

不管你站在房間的哪裡，我們都會看著你。