You know I've been single a long time and it's not as lonely as it looks.

你知道我單身很久了，而單身其實沒有想像中寂寞。

You think it's really over this time?

你覺得這次真的結束了嗎？

I never liked him.

我對他從沒有過好感。

Well, you know he used to kind of flirt with me pretty hard.

你知道他之前有點一直在跟我調情。

Sounds like he might be a narcissist.

他聽起來自我感覺良好。

Have you read 'The Sociopath Next Door'?

你有讀過《４％的人毫無良知，我該怎麼辦？》嗎？

It takes three months for every month you dated.

每交往一個月就需要三個月來療傷。

They say it takes two weeks for every one month of dating.

他們說每交往一個月就需要兩周來療傷。

It takes four months to get over someone for every two weeks you dated.

每交往半個月就需要四個月來忘記那個人。

Oh my god! We should do a girls' night.

天啊，我們應該辦個姊妹們的聚會。

We need a spa day.

我們需要來個 SPA 日。

Have you seen 'Breaking Bad'?

你有看過《絕命毒師》（美國影集）嗎？

You have missed out on so much!

你錯過了好多美好的事物！

Maybe you're just too picky.

可能你只是太挑剔了。

You just need to date older guys.

你應該跟年紀大一點的人約會。

We just need to get hammered.

我們應該去大喝一場。

My sponsor is single.

我的贊助商單身。

My landlord is single.

我房東單身。

Ok, I was single for two months before I met Steve.

我單身了兩個月才認識 Steve。

I've never been single so I can't really relate, but...

我從沒單身過，所以我無法感同身受，但...

At least you didn't get married...

至少你們還沒結婚...

Marriage isn't for everyone.

不是每個人都適合婚姻。

You know not everyone needs to have kids.

你知道不是每個人都需要生小孩的。

Just freeze your eggs.

你就去凍卵吧。

Well, you did kind of let yourself go, so...

你太放縱自己了，所以...

Now you have time to work on yourself.

現在你可以專注在自己的事情上了。

You can do so much better.

你可以過得更好。

You're a total catch.

你這麼討人喜歡。

There's always more fish in the sea.

天涯何處無芳草。

You know they say it's all about timing, he'll be back.

只是時間的問題罷了，他會回來找你的。

You know someday we're all going to be laughing about this.

有一天我們都會覺得這件事很好笑。

At least you "HAD" a boyfriend.

至少你「曾經」有個男朋友。