- I may not be the President,

- Yeah.

- Quiet!

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- On Nickelodeon in the '90s,

I was the voice of Doug Funnie,

Roger Klotz, Ren, and Stimpy.

What a decade.

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I put a tiny little bit of my own self

into each character.

- [Interviewer] Give me a Doug Funnie.

- Hi everybody, this is Doug Funnie.

Uh, I got such a crush on Patti Mayonnaise.

I was pretty much like that at 11 years old.

I used to fantasize a lot, you know,

I could entertain myself for hours.

- [Interviewer] And what about Roger?

- Hey, you're the biggest loser I ever saw!

(laughs)

He was based on a bully that used to bother me.

- [Interviewer] How about Ren?

- Will you shut up, you fool!

Else I shall kill you!

- [Interviewer] And Stimpy?

- Hey Ren, I picked a nose goblin.

I picked it myself.

Pew!

- [Interviewer] Do you still entertain yourself?

- I'm sick of myself.

(laughs)

- [Interviewer] You also do Futurama, Philip J. Fry.

- Man, all this constant exposure to radiation

is making me thirsty.

Shut up and take my money!

I sounded just like that when I was 25.

I was all whiny and nasally.

If I broke a string on stage, you know, it's like,

ah man, what am I gonna do now?

- [Interviewer] And Dr. Zoidberg?

- Young lady, bring me a sandwich from the dumpster.

And leave the maggots on it.

Wooooo!

(claws clapping)

I'm struggling.

- [Interviewer] Professor Farnsworth?

- Good news everyone.

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

- [Interviewer] Zapp Brannigan?

- She's a beautiful ship, alright.

I'm gonna fly her brains out.

I'm very fortunate, really lucky that I can do what I do,

and I want to just keep coming to work

until they tell me don't come in anymore.

And as a final word, mwah!

Goodbye.

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