[Official] Purpose of trip? [Traveler] Diplomatic mission.

- Duration of stay? - Lunch.

Any fruits or vegetables?

You wanna stay away from that guy. He's, uhh...

...he's grouchy.

Three-hour delay in Customs after a trip o' 17 trillion miles is gonna make anybody cranky, ya know what I mean?

Hey, oh, what-- what branch of the government do we report to?

Well none; they ask too many questions.

So who pays for all this?

We hold the patents on a few gadgets that we confiscated from out-of-state visitors; um...

Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction...

This is a fascinating little gadget.

It's gonna replace CDs soon. I guess I'll have to buy the White Album again.

Ah - that is a lot of fun; it's a universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it, and I'll tell you why:

Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies.

That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it, huh?

'Ey, what's this thi--?

OOOH-AH!

[Edwards] Just be calm! Just re-- relax! Ju--

Ooh, watch your head!

Somebody get him some ice!

Look o--! Move! Just move when it's comin' at you!

Aw, damn...!

Aw, I'm-- I'ma pay for that!

Ohh!

OHH!

This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout.

Practical joke by the Great Attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.

Sorry, y'all.

It was an accident. Sorry.