- Girl!

(laughing)

- Try Wives Wine Time! - Try Wives Wine Time!

(playfully mumbles)

- Cheers! (laughs)

Excuse me, we are making content for the internet.

Excuse me!

(rock music)

- [Ariel] We know all the boys' secrets.

- You want the tea?

You want the tea Rachel?

- I don't know what that is.

- The tea, sippin' on the tea. - You call it tea?

- Yeah.

Spillin' tea.

- That's just so funny, I've never heard that before.

(gasps) - [Becky] What?

- Okay, wait is it because I am a mom

or is it because I'm in my 30s?

Do you guys wanna know a secret?

Becky's way younger than I am.

So she knows all the things.

It could be anything.

It could be like, spill the.

- No. - Spill the cocoa.

- No, no.

- I don't understand why it has to be tea.

- [Becky] No, Mom. (laughs)

- Try Wives Wine Time. (upbeat happy music)

- [Interviewer] Who's your favorite Try Guy and why?

- Keith. - Eugene.

No, Zach. - It's just not Ned.

- It's like. (laughs)

- You said.

(man off camera laughs)

It was Eugene or Za-a-a-ck

(Ariel laughs)

It just clearly was not Ned.

- Sorry Ned.

(laughs)

- Keith is really good with Wes.

Like really, really good.

He's very thoughtful.

Obviously you know this.

- My head says, Eugene because I like talking to Eugene.

Eugene's like fun.

We have a good time.

But my heart's like, it's Zack.

We go on vacations together. - I know.

- I got trapped in a car for 16 hours with Zack.

Before Maggie, Zack was like the eternal

Keith Becky third wheel.

I think it's Zack.

But don't tell him.

'Cause I don't like Zack knowing that I like him.

- Keith's secret is that Keith

looked like a completely different person before me.

All of the hits that you know and love Keith for.

This one right here.

We spent about four hours in a, I don't have glasses.

What do you call the store where you buy the glasses?

Glasses Store?

- Op-tim-etrical store? - Optometrist?

- Yeah, and I convinced him to put on

the horn-rimmed glasses like Clark Kent.

- [Ariel] Ooh.

- Oh he would comb his hair all to the front.

I did, like the Aaron Samuels.

I was like, your hair looks sexy pushed back.

- [Ariel] Oh yeah, make it their idea.

- Oh yeah, he's the youngest of three

so I think he was used to hand-me-downs all the time.

- All the hand-me-downs.

- But he only wore cargo pants, oversized T-shirts

and so I was like, maybe we wear a shirt that fits,

and pants that fit.

- Hey, how 'bout. - Why not?

I worked at a restaurant where our uniform

was gingham shirts which are the checkered shirts.

And I was like, oh, so funny.

You have to buy this gingham shirt and you'll be.

It was a place called

Crosby's Kitchen. - Yeah.

- And I was like, oh, you'll look like a Crosby server,

and he put it on and it was like

a light lifted from his eyes.

He was like, I love this.

He was like, I love these. - This is me!

- [Becky] It's blue, it has patterns, it's fun, I love it.

I only bought him that for the next two years.

- [Ariel] Wow.

- 'Cause that's another secret,

I buy almost all of all of Keith's clothes.

- Ned's best kept secret.

Uh, half of his clothes are mine.

- Wow.

(laughing)

- [Becky] Is that a secret?

- I'm on my way out.

- [Ariel You're not supposed to be here.

- I have to go to the dentist.

- Bye. - Bye.

- He has no cavities. (Becky gasps)

He's never had a cavity.

- [Becky] I always have a cavities.

- [Ariel] I always have cavities too.

- I'm not husband material.

- You know, apparently it's hereditary.

- I think mine's from all the candy.

(upbeat jazz music)

- Men wearing diapers.

Kinda like weirds me out.

Like at VidCon when Keith was the diaper baby at one point.

(Ariel laughs) I was like,

this is a nightmare.

- [Ariel] Or at my baby shower?

- [Becky] Oh god, yeah, the ring baby.

I posted that picture on Instagram

and people thought we were announcing that we were pregnant.

- [Ariel] Because he was dressed as a child?

- They thought that a grown ass woman and a grown ass man

would announce their birth of their child,

or the conception of their child,

while the man is wearing an adult diaper.

- It would be an interesting concept.

- I had friends texting me.

You're not pregnant are you?

And I was like, no.

I think I looked really skinny in that picture.

What are you talking about?

- You were like bitch why?

- I was just like, that's kind of fucked up thing to say.

(laughing)

- Why would you ask me that?

- It's five o'clock somewhere bae-bee.

- I asked Ned what he wanted me to say--

(Becky laughs)

Because that's how you keep a marriage together.

He did not know what to tell

because he's told a lot of his secrets online.

- They put a lot of stuff on the internet.

- Most of his secrets are out there.

The thing that Ned doesn't talk about very much

is that he had a fully fledged career

before we moved to Los Angeles.

He majored in chemistry in college.

That's not a secret, but he was a research chemist.

That was his job.

He did it for two years and if we did not decide

to move to Los Angeles he probably just

would've been a research chemist.

- [Becky] No booties on the internet.

- No booties on the internet.

Life just comes at ya like that.

- Yeah, Ned was also the manager--

- (gasps) Yeah.

- At BuzzFeed.

Keith and Eugene were interns.

- Yep.

- Zach was a fellow. - Mm-hm.

- Because he went to film school.

- [Ariel] Ooh.

But Ned was.

- Well, Ned got hired as an intern with the other guys

but when they got bumped up to junior producer

he went into a managerial role.

Okay, so this is a best kept secret on the internet.

He actually hired a lot of the people at BuzzFeed

that are BuzzFeed stars now.

Basically anybody that came after the, like, Ashley, Andrew,

Keith, Eugene, that sort of thing.

He probably hired them.

- Whew.

- [Becky] Should we say it at the same time?

- Sure. - Okay.

- [Ariel] Okay. Who would you fuck?

- One, two, three.

- Eugene. - Eugene.

- Obviously. - He's easy.

- Okay.

- Who would you marry? - Ready?

- Keith. - Ned.

(laughter)

- If it kills.

(hysterically laughs)

- It's only.

It's only because I'm not that caring.

I can't care for him the way he needs to be.

- Right?

- But I feel like Ned is an example

of a good husband already.

- Yeah.

- Keith's a good husband.

- [Ariel] Yeah.

- Eugene's super-fuckable.

(laughter)

- Zach-ar-r-r-y

- [Interviewer] What's his secret?

You've sort of name dropped his secret a couple of times.

(gasps)

- Maggie! - Maggie!

- Margaret.

She is literally the nicest, sweetest,

most beautiful human you will ever meet.

I remember when Zach was still single

and my mom came to town.

We went out to eat and Zach was telling her

about how he does me days, which are--

(laughs) - Wait, what?

- His Sundays, so Zack does.

I don't think he does it anymore,

but for along time he was doing me days,

and he would get his bagel with loxs and watch football

because he's a really big football fan.

He did not want to be interrupted.

He was like, this is my thing.

Don't ask me to hang out, it's a me day.

- Wow.

- I was telling my mom this.

We meet Maggie and I'm like mom,

I think this girl is super cool

and I think she's gonna stick around.

And my mom's like, me day has turned into we day.

- [Ariel] Your mom is so cute.

- And I was like, It definitely has.

My mom also slides into DM's.

She's like, I'm just gonna write Huey and say,

You're doing a good job.

I'm like, mom, that's sliding into a DM.

- Wait, is that a bad thing?

- Oh my god. - What if you just wanted

to tell somebody that they're doing a good job?

- It's another boning thing.

- There's no sliding happening.

- [Becky] Yeah, you slide in.

- [Ariel] No, I.

- Maybe cause it's a little airplane?

Slide in?

- I thought it was like uh--

- No. - A little paper boat.

- Miles disagrees.

- Isn't it a little paper boat?

- Airplane? - Airplane.

On the messages for Instagram it's an airplane.

- [Miles] A paper airplane.

- Paper plane, right?

- Paper boat.

- That's floatin' into the DMs.

- You can't DM somebody because then

it means you're having sex with them?

- No, it just means that you might wanna have sex with them.

The other day I got my first,

I wanna fuck you, yes or no?

And I was like,

so I blocked him and reported him.

- Good for you.

Yeah, because I've definitely texted,

or you know, talked to people that I didn't know.

- What do you say?

- I don't know.

Your product is cool.

- Okay, a company is fine.

(laughter)

You're not like tryin' to fuck a company.

- I'm not trying to fuck anybody.

(laughing)

- I love that they're best friends.

- But they're like legit best friends.

- They text each other first thing in the morning.

It's sometimes just about like, I took a huge shit today.