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  • -I got to say, before we get into \"Last Man Standing,\"

  • \"Toy Story 4\" trailer -- teaser trailer

  • came out this past week, and everyone's talking about it.

  • It blew up on the Internet.

  • 12 million views like in, whatever, two days, three days?

  • -Yeah, yeah. -I am so excited about this one.

  • Can you tell us anything or not really?

  • -I was looking it up with my kid backstage.

  • And Hanks said it best.

  • Of course, he always says stuff best.

  • But the last scene of that movie was --

  • I couldn't even get through it.

  • And I thought there was pages after it.

  • And I read it, you know --

  • I had to turn around from looking at it in the studio.

  • I said, \"This is...\" It was so emotional.

  • It's a \"Scarlett, I don't give a damn\" moment.

  • -Really? -You know, Hanks says it,

  • of course, better because he's, you know, Tom Hanks.

  • Always gets --

  • The whole movie, literally, I'm going,

  • \"Woody, watch out. Damn it, Woody. Watch out.

  • Woody! Woody! Woody. Woody? Woody?\"

  • -That's it. That's the whole script of \"Toy Story 4.\"

  • The one and only. But it is good?

  • -It is so good. These guys are genius.

  • It's so deep and moving and a wonderful plot.

  • I can't give anything away.

  • It's about different kind of toys that you're not --

  • They really will surprise you with the toys they come up with.

  • Characters came back. New guys in it that are great.

  • Keanu Reeves has got a great part.

  • Actually, a little inside story.

  • Even he said -- Gentle, wonderful guy that he is.

  • \"This sounds too much like Buzz Lightyear.\"

  • And his character does have an edge to that.

  • And the guy said -- So, we calmed him down a little bit,

  • and they reminded me his toy is only that big.

  • And I said, \"Well, Buzz ain't that big.\"

  • I mean, of course, Woody's bigger

  • 'cause it's Tom Hanks, you know?

  • Woody's a cowboy with no groin, so, you know, everybody...

  • You've seen it. I didn't design the toy.

  • Buzz has got all his stuff hidden

  • so you don't know what's going on.

  • -Do you ever hang out with Tom Hanks?

  • Like, in real life, do you get together?

  • Two humans and look at each other and talk to each other?

  • We've become really good pals because of \"Toy Story.\"

  • -And you go out.

  • -We go out to these weird old -- like old lady luncheons.

  • We go, \"Sit closer. Sit closer.\"

  • We end up sitting...

  • -But do people freak out and recognize you guys?

  • -Generally him. I'm just some guy with him.

  • You know, it depends on who just got out of which movie.

  • But, you know, lately, you know, sometimes it's --

  • Like, in New York, no one can figure out

  • really where I come into their lives.

  • It's different shows.

  • One guy here yelled across the street, on Fifth Avenue,

  • \"Hey, uh, uh, tool belt!\"

  • -Tool belt! -Tool belt.

  • And I go, \"Yeah, yeah.\" I don't know.

  • \"Vice grip!\"

  • And I just start throwing out tool names.

  • -Tool names. Vice grips. -Vice grips. Come on.

  • -Screwdriver! -Allen wrench!

  • Come on, buddy! -Tool belt.

  • Well, I mean, now, here in New York

  • at this time of year, you're Santa Claus.

  • -To some kids, yeah.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -I mean, come on.

  • -Well, I got an older daughter and a young one.

  • The young one, she was precious. I tried to warn her.

  • \"We're gonna see this movie,

  • but I want you to know it's a movie.

  • Your dad plays characters.\"

  • We did have permission from the real Santa

  • to go to the North Pole and take pictures.

  • But she sees the movie, gets in my lap,

  • and she's all over it, crying that I had to leave the boy,

  • Charlie, 'cause I went back to the North Pole.

  • Then I have to explain to the kid,

  • \"Now, I don't want you going to school

  • and telling your classmates your dad is Santa Claus.\"

  • -'Cause he's an actor. -'Cause he's an actor.

  • And I am literally the last guy in the world

  • who should be Santa Claus.

  • And I -- Because I don't like kids all that much.

  • I don't. I'm not going to hurt them.

  • I don't say inappropriate stuff. Just don't like them.

  • -You just don't -- Yeah.

  • -The original \"Santa Clause\"

  • was a little darker, written by two comedians,

  • and I actually shot and killed Santa In the original movie.

  • And he fell off the roof because I thought it was a burglar.

  • And he gives me the card. The whole movie starts.

  • But the kid actually starts, \"You just killed Santa.\"

  • I said, \"He shouldn't have been on the roof

  • when he wasn't invited.\"

  • I'm laughing so hard, but the head of Disney at the time,

  • Katzenberg, said, \"Well, we can't start a movie like that.\"

  • I said, \"Why not?\" He goes, \"Well, you can't start

  • a Disney movie with you murdering Santa.\"

  • -Well, why not? -That's what I said.

  • I go, \"I'm a comedian. Why not? That's funny.\"

  • And I go, \"You kill all the parents

  • in all your other movies anyway, you know?\"

  • Don't they kill a lot of people in...

  • You know, they do that.

  • -That's taking it too far. -But I'm a comedian.

  • You know, years on the road, and I'm in that suit.

  • And I'm smoking a cigarette one day,

  • and I shut the director's door, and I guess --

  • I can't say it on air, but I said,

  • \"You gotta keep those frickin' kids away from me!\"

  • And he goes, \"Number one, shut the door.

  • You got to stop saying that word when you're in that Santa suit.\"

  • And I said -- These kids -- These kids --

  • \"You're smoking a cigarette, and these kids,

  • they think you're Santa.\" I go, \"They're actors.\"

  • \"They're not actors. They're children.\"

  • And I go, \"So I gotta act like I'm actually Santa Claus?

  • These little creeps think this is actually Santa Claus?\"

  • So these kids are out -- They're asking me questions.

  • \"What does Santa eat? What do the elves eat?\"

  • I go, \"How the hell would I know what they eat?\"

  • But all that comes --

  • What comes out of my mouth, I said, \"Uh, reindeer, I guess.\"

  • -Yeah, yeah.

  • [ Audience groans ]

  • -Look. It's the best I could come up with. Reindeer.

  • \"Why do you like milk and cookies?\"

  • \"'Cause it takes the edge off the Jack and Coke.\"

  • That's what it does.

  • Wrong guy. Wrong guy to be Santa.

  • But I loved the movie, though.

  • -Oh, you're fantastic in the movies.

-I got to say, before we get into \"Last Man Standing,\"

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蒂姆-艾倫放出關於《玩具總動員4》的大段情感暗示。 (Tim Allen Drops Big Emotional Hints About Toy Story 4)

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