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  • This video is sponsored by Archero!

  • Welcome everybody, it's me!

  • You know me...

  • It's all about me!

  • Felix: Hey guys, it's me. Marzia: Bye! (silently walks away)

  • Felix: Come back. I'm kidding I brought Marzia back.

  • Marzia: Mmhmm (why am I here)

  • Felix: Because I need to do a sponsorship...

  • First of all, do you want to try some G-Fuel? Marzia: Ooh

  • Glug Glug Glug (Use the Code: Pewds to get 10% off in this delicious drink!)

  • Let's get into the game (Let's just jump into it!)

  • Archero (Greatest Game ever made)

  • Felix: Have you played this game before? Marzia: No. Oh, It looks cute!

  • It looks cute! - Marzia 2019

  • *skratta*

  • Felix: So the gist of this game is that you have all these skills Marzia: Mmm (Yup I'm listening!)

  • F: You can start playing and I'll talk M: Oh! Okay x2

  • And you can combine them for billions of different skills (BILLIONS!)

  • I don't know if it's billions

  • But basically, you start up simple level one, as an archer. (like a noob)

  • M: Yeah? F: You should go upwards

  • So intuitive! You don't even have to... *skratta* (*Random Marzia Voice*)

  • Okay, so you shoot while standing still

  • So you want to be able to walk (like a normal person does)

  • Okay, so dodge the arrows and then when you want to shoot stand still for a second (less than a second standing *SHOOTS*)

  • F: There you go niice (10/10 Very Nice!) M: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Oh my god! He has angel so beautiful

  • *So Sexy*

  • WOW! It's another Warrior!

  • (Great Acting Felix!) (10/10 Very Nice) (CANWEBRINGBACKVERYNICEBYFELIX)

  • Check Out Archero guys! (Yea like that will make me play it)

  • I like It!

  • F: Hey, watch out, watch out M: What what what what what? F: Damn

  • No, I didn't

  • No, I didn't (yes you did)

  • Yeah, I like how they uhhh... set it up, yeah.

  • I haven't actually played that much, I kinda wanna...

  • *Missle Enters* (Great Editing Sive 1/2)

  • WOOAH! You've got a Critical! (*Anime WoW Sound Effect*)

  • You're dead. You beat EIGHT percent of players.

  • That's a gamer moment *Brofist*

  • Alright, here we go, it's PewDiePie's turn

  • Alright, here we go, it's Poppy Gloria's turn

  • F: I'll be trying not to block the entire-- M: Well, its not really fair cause you knew what to do and I didn't know

  • F: I did not know! I'm a gamer I just know what to do automatically M: Mhmm

  • *Felix and Marzia focused gaming*

  • F: So Marzia M: Mhm?

  • How's life for people that don't know what you're doing? *skratta*

  • M: It's good

  • M: Why do you always ask me these things!

  • M: Everything is great F: Yeah M: Ummm *Lip Smack*

  • The weather is nice... (Real gamers don't go outside)

  • Real gamers don't go outside (or lonely people like me)

  • F: Okay, so do we want the HP boost, fire circle

  • F: Or side arrows? M: Fire Circle

  • F: Fire Circle. Oh, dope! M: Oooooh F: Okay

  • (Oh damn look at the fire circles doing work)

  • F: Oh damn, look at the fire circles doing work!

  • F: Now we can stand tactical advantage behind the wall and still do damage

  • Aren't you impressed?

  • *Gasp* What is this?? nande kore? (なんで これ for all you weebs)

  • *Amazing Acting 10/10*

  • *Smiles like the Devil*

  • Are you laughing at me or for me? (M: Neither, Cause I'm taking your SOUL)

  • F: You found an angel M: I liked the pause there

  • *Both Cute Skratta*

  • F: Okay M: See the fire thing was a good choice

  • F: The fire choice was a good choice

  • This is how you know you're a gamer, 'cause you have gamer intuition

  • F: Just don't die. That's all you gotta do Marzia. Just DON't DIE. (Nope she will)

  • Oh

  • *Bangs his head*

  • F: I bring you on to the most esteemed gaming channel of all time and this is how you perform? (Yup because wamen aren't games)

  • F: Why do I keep dissing you? (because she suuuuucks) I'm Sorry, Thank You, Marzia.

  • M: Yeah, you're welcome

  • You were supposed to do my hair, look how I look like (Hitler is that you?) (Sorry Pewds JK)

  • I told you do you want me to do your hair and you say

  • F: *Mumbling Talk* M: "Does this hair look like it needs help?"

  • Again, you get another chance

  • M: Wait, you see?

  • F: Yeah, but you have the ability

  • *Marzia's suspicious look*

  • M: Mmm F: Yeah, I think so -- No wait! No you don't! *gasps* No, it restarts (like every mobile games)

  • F: Aww... M: It's okay, it's okay. Now we're going to do it so well.

  • *Footage of doing terribly at the game*

  • Walks into wall, okay *laughs*

  • It is slightly different though isn't it

  • Fun Trivia Time! M: I'm so into the game

  • M: I'm so into the game

  • ARCHERO, where do you think that comes from?

  • What do you mean? The word?

  • ARCHER + HERO (Top 10 anime crossovers)

  • Archero

  • You can fly beau-- Our postman is coming

  • Alright, you keep playing

  • The company HABBY

  • Is Happy + Hobby

  • F: Here we go with some more fun trivia, Marzia

  • M:Sure

  • *Fails*

  • M: Oh. What? F: Did you die?

  • Okay so we were -- I was correct

  • It is a rogue-lite which means it's procedurally generated the way you play it.

  • M: I got all of that. F: I know these are big words for you, Marzia

  • *Laughs*

  • So, the fights are unique, basically

  • Lots of content for

  • With more than 50 species of bosses and over

  • 200 horrible-- This is how good I am a games. I do promos and I play at the same time

  • 200 horrible monsters you can play for a long time without even getting bored. Well, I'm not bored yet

  • F: I don't know about you, Marzia

  • M: No, I like it

  • F: What should I get? M: Bolt

  • Dude, I was gonna pick Bolt

  • Don't walk into them!

  • M: Don't worry, I got the bolt F: Whoa, you got the bolt!

  • F: Use the bolt! M: Oh :(

  • F: Ok, pay M:Pay, pay, pay

  • F:Ok, yeah M: Hehehe (like all girlfriends do)

  • Yeah

  • You might want to try and finish one up there you go you got it

  • F: This is my girl, this is my gamer girl right here

  • M: *Walks into rocks* Both: *Kek*

  • F: Everyone a round of applause M: Thank you

  • F: You beat 16% of players! M: 16!! Ayyyy

  • Hey, 16% of gamers you can

  • F: Alright. What do we got here? M: Too strong

  • F: You can upgrade M: Did they say how far the number one rank has gone?

  • whoa

  • John Wick

  • How far has he gone?

  • I'm about to show just how far the number one gamers-

  • WOAH

  • See this, Marzia, this is where we add really epic music to the edit even though the gameplay-

  • Doesn't match it

  • M: Poison Touch F: Poison Touch

  • Oh okay so I hit them once and they take damage, look

  • So now I can just sit here and chill while he dies

  • F: That's called gamer strategy. M: Mmmm very brave of you

  • "That's very brave of you"? Was that sarcasm?

  • *Marry me, Marzia*

  • Keeping a distance... and I still got hit

  • Jesus Christ

  • I actually wanna perform, I just can't

  • "Oh, I know all about that," Marzia says

  • M: I'm playing now.

  • F: No please please

  • M: Why? F: Okay okay okay you go

  • Are you saying that I'm not good enough to play?

  • I actually want to see how far I can go

  • So what?

  • Are you saying that I can't?

  • F: That's not what I said

  • M: That's what happened

  • Holy crap, you leave me with this hell

  • We do one, that's fair

  • Alright, we're gonna-- *gasps* boss!

  • What does he do? He shoots fireballs. You shoot fireballs like Angel

  • M: He's kinda cute! F: He's kinda cute though

  • Hit or miss? I shoot the dragon bish, huh?

  • I'm disgusting

  • Ah!

  • Come on come on, come on

  • Pulse

  • PULSE

  • Yeah!

  • Lucky Wheel!

  • Holy Goly Moley what did we get?

  • Great great great, aw damn it

  • I will actually play this game unironically, I like it

  • F: What about you, Marzia? M: I think it's pretty good.

  • Look at the poison doing that work. We we made the right choice with the poison, Marzia, I must say.

  • Yess

  • Nice. Good job.

  • F: No damage M: We're going far! F: Yeah!

  • and beyond

  • *gasps* No, I messed up

  • New best at least.

  • We beat... how many percent?

  • 100% of gamers

  • We beat a hundred percent of gamers.

  • We beat a hundred percent of gamers.

  • Alright guys download Archero today

  • There's a link for iOS in the description or click here to download for Android

  • Big thanks to Archero for sponsoring this video but the biggest thanks to Marzia.

  • See you next sponsorship, Marzia

  • Bye!

This video is sponsored by Archero!

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