sacred act of confession,

but it looks like a certain WASP Princess has recently found herself

desperately in need of a little unburdening

And who is the man upstairs to discriminate ?

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

It's been..

A while since my last confession

What troubles you my child ?

After being broken up with me boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I..

succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self

absorbed ass

The only good news is that he's a total pig who will act like it never happened. Thank God

>> FATHER: Ahem >> BLAIR: Sorry

Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic

>> FATHER: You don't say. >> BLAIR: But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass?

None of my friends will ever understand

I'm ready for my punishment

Whatever you and God

think is fair

flogging,fasting

>> BLAIR: putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas? >> FATHER: How about some food for

thought instead

Don't drink

keep your clothes on

Try avoiding those who might cause you to stray

0hh, I plan to

Thank you, Father

It was very good advice

You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?

I'm a Priest, not a genie

Well, the next time you talk to Him

would you ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?