You guys have done it again!

你們又再次成功了！

Oh hi! I'm Keith Brockett.

嗨！我是 Keith Brockett 。

You may remember me from such classic films as Rat-festation and the Kung Fu Menace.

你們可能在一些經典的電影裡面有看過我，像是 Rat-festation 和 Kung Fu Menace 。

No one's heard of your films!

沒人聽過你的電影。

I've also been a proud part of Melbourne University's graduation some years now.

這幾年，我也參與了墨爾本大學的畢業典禮，我是它們驕傲的一份子。

And today I'll be giving a few tips on what to do.

然後今天，我來教你們一些參加畢典的小撇步。

Now, there's a little bit to cover but full details are on our website.

我有一些東西等等要講，但更細節的資訊會被放在我們的網站上。

Be sure to check it out once this video is over.

影片結束後記得去網站看看。

First, the boring stuff- You need to RSVP if you're going to get into the hottest party of the year.

首先，先把無聊的東西做完，如果你想參加今年最火紅的派對，你必須先買票。

One staff concession please.

一張員工優惠票，謝謝。

You can book your tickets online.

你可以在網路上訂票。

Once your order is processed, we'll email you your ticket with seating information.

等你的訂位處理好後，我們會寄您的座位資訊到您的信箱。

Aren't you a lucky ducky!

你真是個幸運的小寶寶。

Dress code!

再來是服裝規定！

Graduations is a formal event.

畢業典禮是正式場合。

You want to look fierce for all your photo ops.

你會想在合照的時候看起來很酷。

Thongs, singlets and shorts are a fashion don't!

夾腳拖、吊嘎和短褲是絕對不行的！

Stilettos are okay, just as long as you're comfortable.

高跟鞋只要你舒服就可以穿。

You'll be doing some walking.

你會走很多路。

On the day, you'll need to make your way to graduand registration.

那天，你必須去登記處報到。

Be prepared. Give yourself plenty of time. Try to beat the queue if you can.

給自己多一點時間，有足夠的時間準備，如果可以的話看能不能排隊排少一點。

Next, you'll be dressed by our team of personal stylists, so you don't have to worry about a thing!

接下來，由我們團隊的個人造型師為你進行著裝，完全不用擔心！

- Oh Gino, you are a maestro! - Grazie.

- 噢 Gino ，你真是大藝術家！ - 謝謝。

You have time now to relax and mingle in the forecourt area.

現在你可以在前庭休息，跟大家聊聊天。

Just make sure you get into the building before the final bell.

記得要在鐘聲響前回到大樓。

All graduands must enter and exit via the northern entrance.

所有畢業生要從北門進出。

Once inside, you must make your way to your allocated seat.

進去之後，你必須到你被分配的位子。

A friendly usher will show you the way.

熱心的招待員會指引你到你的位子。

Oh, thank you. Oh sorry... sorry. Oh, yep. Nope.

噢謝謝... 呃抱歉.. 借過... 。

Oh sorry, oh. Oh my!

抱歉... 天啊！

Remember what I said about comfortable shoes?

記得我說過要穿舒服的鞋子嗎？

A staff member will let you know when it's time to line up.

工作人員會讓你知道什麼後要開始排隊。

When your name is called, follow the arrows, receive your certificate and look hot for the camera!

當你的名字被叫到時，跟著箭頭走，領取你的畢業證書並對鏡頭擺最潮姿勢。

So relax! You're going to do great.

放鬆點，你會做得很好的！

There'll be lots of staff support before, during and after the ceremony.

典禮的前中後都會有工作人員幫忙。

We'll even throw you a big party once it's all over.

我們甚至會在典禮結束後為你們舉辦盛大的派對。

The most important thing is to have fun. Cheers mate!

最重要的事情是要好好去玩，乾杯！

We've got you covered and you've been waiting years for this!

我們會罩你的，你等待這一刻好多年了！