Oh my god!

Oh, they're all doing it!

Except for the sweetie.

Look at her, she's just in a little ray of sunshine.

(upbeat music)

- Today we are switching dogs and

we're gonna dog-sit each other's dogs.

- This is just another episode of

the Try Guys learn about the different

responsibilities that each dog needs.

I already know that they a lot of responsibility,

that's why I don't have one.

I grew up with eight, at a time.

- This is my dog, Bean.

He is a two-and-a-half-year-old labradoodle.

He's my first child!

I'm excited to maybe try a different dog out

that is maybe a more chill temperament.

- This beautiful boy is Bowie.

Hi baby!

Bowie is my puppy, he is just a little over a year old.

I love my dog more than anything,

and I am more or less totally indifferent about most others.

- This is Emma, she's about nine-years-old.

This is Pesto, he's almost five: and they're my two pups.

They are brother and sister.

I'm very used to having low-maintenance dogs so,

I'm a little worried about having a high-maintenance dog.

- I don't have a dog so, why am I here?

Well, I'm still a Try Guy so I have to be involved

some way or another.

- We're going to be doing a dog-choosing ceremony,

cause it's not about us picking the dogs,

it's about the dogs picking us.

(dramatic music)

- Welcome to the dog-choosing ceremony.

Today, Bowie will choose a new daddy for a day.

Bowie is, you know, he's an active breed, he's hyper.

Australian shepherds are known for being really active.

- If I could be any dog parent,

I would not be the guy who runs hiking with his husky.

I like dogs when they're relaxed.

- He's an anxious breed, if you break from protocol,

it's gonna stress him out.

- If I have to babysit another dog that's really needy,

I'm not gonna be able to pay a lot of attention to them,

until the baby goes to bed.

- Bowie is too much to handle.

- Last time Bowie was at my place,

he wrecked it and shat all over my carpet.

- Are you ready?

Three, two, go get your daddy!

- Come here, Bowie, come on! - Come here, Bowie!

Come here, Bowie!

(collective aww)

(angelic harp)

- Wow, Eugene got Bowie, wow, oh no!

- You didn't even try, Kieth.

- Oh, I missed it, I didn't even hear it start.

- You didn't even call for Bowie.

- I missed the beginning, oops.

- The one thing that I lack with these two pups

is having a bigger dog, and I love big dogs, mainly cause

I like to do a lot of outdoorsy activities.

Bowie is the most high energy dog,

and in a ways I have a very high energy lifestyle,

so I'm interested to see how that pairs.

Plus, I forgot how hot Bowie is!

- [Zach] Yeah Bowie's hot!

- [Ned] Bowie's hot.

- I think I gotta like, model with Bowie a lot.

- Eugene, her you go, here's a treat pouch,

so Bowie has IBS, he can only eat these treats,

I know, I know, dude, if you give him anything else

he's gonna have a lot of diarrhea.

- He's just like his father!

- I think whoever gets him today

is gonna be surprised by how far he's come.

(dog bark)

- Okay Bean, it's time for you to

choose a new daddy for the day.

I am so excited for today because Bean needs this.

Ever since the baby was born, Bean

has not gotten enough attention.

I think whoever gets Bean, might be upset if Bean

barks too much because, he's used to protecting the baby.

- I think that barking is the most unforgivable

trait that a creature could ever have.

- I don't like it when dogs are running around

with their little nails on the floor.

(tapping)

Come here, Bean! - Go play!

Come here, Bean! - Go play!

- Oh, who's he gonna pick?

Who's he gonna pick?

- Me, me, come on Bean!

- Bean come over here!

- Go!

- [Zach] Beanie, come here!

And, oh god.

- Yay, he punched him in the dick!

(Ned laughing)

It's his, it's his! - He chose you!

- The old dick punch choice!

- [Zach] Bean was not my first choice,

I've never gotten to really bond with him, but

we're gonna love each other today!

Historically, I am a cat person.

I just don't care about most dogs.

But my goal today is to figure out

what the other guys love so much about their dogs.

- Zach thinks Bowie's the best

and that all the other dogs suck, and I'm over it.

I hope Zach gets Bean, cause then

he'll be forced to love him.

(dog bark)

- Hey, what's up?

You guys ready to go to a new uncle?

You guys ready to do it?

Alright, you guys ready?

You want my dogs?

Yes, Emma! - Emma!

(clapping) Emma!

- My ideal version of today is that I get Emma

and we spend the entire day being rich ladies in Los Feliz.

Carrying her tiny dog around, and drinking expensive coffee.

- I've never really connected with Pesto or Emma.

They just sort of sit there.

- I wanna wear athleisure, like we can wear

little matching outfit, I can have it under my arm.

- I mean I want a low-maintenance day.

I gotta focus on the baby and Emma's

the chillest of all the dogs, so I want Emma.

- I wanna take Emma on a rich lady trip

to Los Feliz where we will be rich ladies.

- Emma.

Emma.

Emma!

Emma.

She has a lot of anxiety, see, she's upset.

Emma, it's okay.

Emma, come here, it's okay, come back, come back, come back.

Emma is a darling but she has

a lot of weird emotional issues.

My theory, cause she's a rescue,

is that she was raised by an elderly woman

who coddled her and then died in front of her.

And so Emma was left with the woman's body.

Alright, you ready to release the hounds?

- Yes. - Yes.

- [Eugene] Alright, one, two, three, go get a new dad!

- [Ned] Come on, Emma!

Come on, Emma!

- [Keith] Emma!

Emma!

- Yes, Emma! (angelic harp)

- [Ned] Wow!

- I win, I won!

- Great! (angelic harp)

We're both stuck with each other.

- Pesto on the other hand, is pure dog.

He tends to be kind of lazy.

He knows how to sit.

That's uh, that's pretty much it.

(Ned laughs)

Alright well have fun with my pups.

- Thanks! - Oh, thanks.

- Bye, kids.

- Bye!

Okay, Emma, let's go get some coffee.

- Hey Pesto, just try not to ruin Ariel's house.

(dog bark)

- Come here, Bean!

Alright, you ready to have a...

Every dog has its day, you ready to have yours?

Me and Bean are getting along great so far.

- [Keith] Let's do this, Emma!

We're on an adventure!

You're my dog now.

Just left to get Emma in tow, Pesto

did not like seeing his sister leave.

Emma, we're going to the car, Emma.

- [Zach] Beanie, are you ready for me?

Oh look, he's so excited.

(laughs)

Pesto wants to come with me but you're not allowed.

(Bean barks)

Hey, hey! - Hey, hey!

- [Ned] Play nice boys, play nice.

- I don't know if Bowie's allowed to

car surf while I'm driving, but he has decided to.

I'm trying to make sure I uphold Zach's and Maggie's

billions of dog rules but, you know I want him

to have fun today, he's gonna have a good time.

- Just got in the car and Emma has done the weirdest thing.

She's like hiding from the world.

Look at you, so scared!

(Emma coughs)

Aw, what, don't, don't do that.

- Bean come!

- [Ned] Just say okay and start walking.

- Okay!

We're gonna try a little uh, a little bribery.

- [Ned] Yeah!

- A little old-fashioned bribery, see how that does.

Beanie, okay!

Aw yeah, that gets him every time.

(grunting)

Wow, he really doesn't want to come with me.

- [Ned] Come on, Bean, let's go!

- [Zach] Wow!

He's loyal.

I'm just gonna run away until he

realizes what's going on, let's go.

Bye! - Bye!

Have a great time!

- [Zach] Thanks!

I'm fine with Bean, he's a little jumpy,

he's a little yappy, but mostly

he just doesn't seem to like me.

I'm normally not one to bribe with treats but

I'm just gonna say that Bean and I are still in

the training phase so, everything I do

today is gonna be treat-central.

- So me and Pesto are going for a walk and,

oh my goodness, he is pulling at this leash like crazy!

Bean's really good at like just walking right next to me,

and Pesto is either pulling ahead of me,

or stopping to sniff every single little thing.

Oh, whoa!

Whoa, Pesto!

We are pooping!

(heavy sigh)

Eugene did not give me any poop bags.

(toy squeaks)

- [Eugene] Ready to play, Bowie?

All of this treasure is yours now, it's all yours, Bowie!

Here's my apartment, and Bowie is excited cause

I think he knows we're gonna start playing soon.

Aw, Bowie!

(laughs)

I got it, I got it!

- Got a leaf and a stick here.

Ew, Pesto, oh one of them's really slimy.

(deep inhale)

- So we are gonna go for a hike, right Bowie?

Are you excited?

Yes you are, oh yes you are!

Okay.

Okay, okay, wow.

- Okay, I got the poop, oh dammit, Pesto!

- I am all ready for the hike and we are

gonna go get our exercise on, gotta get some

of this energy out of you, right?

Alright, let's go, (clicks tongue) come on!

Good boy!

(retching cough)

(upbeat music)

- We are in beautiful Los Feliz, just

me and Emma, she does not like cars.

I'm walking through in my athleisure, with a cute dog.

Emma is finally chill, hanging out with me.