Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School

I rescued 17 chickens one day

I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose

Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you

My life is a macaroni dream

Little white mouses crawl in my bed

I'm the Magic Man

For real though

I know karate and definitely used it on a

On my mountain

I said "You know what, this ain't right"

And then he farted

And I was like "Damn, son, sh** is rude"

It's my mountain

"You wanna pass gas you can go on home."

Hey, hey hey - get me a windmill.

Julian!

Why don't you go decorate a pie?

Aww naw, look out y'all, it's the Bee Gees!

I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School

Loan me a dragon, I wanna see space

The Magic Man, got a magic goose

No hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain

This hobbit I knew pissed off a homeboy

And the bitch shot him two times -- bang! -- on his mountain

And I had to break it to his son

We took a ring from the guy's finger

It brought us 200 bills

I flew to Cuba, he flew to Mexico

I ain't shoot ANYthing

Man, that's crazy!

You lookin' for a

I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School

There's a gremlin walkin' on my sidewalk

I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose

Micro-tape

True ninja.

Magic Man at the Magic School

Yeah, I ain't see no hobbits in Star Wars

I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose

Gang Fight!

My niece had a Shih Tzu

But she don't have it no more

It bit Jolly June the humpback up on her hump

Spank my wood

Till I bleed

Or so that I scream

"Soufflé!"

Oh my God, there's a tissue in my Chevy, homeboy

I wanna touch your booty

FLIRT!

MILF!

I got a fluffy shirt.