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  • Merry Christmas Greg

  • Every Christmas, I'm a very good boy.

  • I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy.

  • But Santa never brings the right toy.

  • I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy.

  • But if you've seen 'The Santa Claus' you know. (You know)

  • You'll become Santa if you put on Santa's coat.

  • You can kill him and leave him dead up in the snow. (Oh)

  • The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro!

  • And so...

  • This Christmas gon' be special to me.

  • I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key.

  • I ain't gonna write to Santa and asking him please.

  • Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree!

  • I wanna be Santa Claus!

  • So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus!

  • When I hear those reindeer paws,

  • I'm gonna break the law!

  • This Christmas,

  • Don't got a wishlist,

  • I got a hit list!

  • And at the top of it is Old Saint Nicholas,

  • Nothing against him,

  • It's just business.

  • I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas!

  • I made a list and checked it twice, (Oh)

  • For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life!

  • And I found none.

  • I'll travel at the speed of light

  • If I'm Santa now does that mean I sleep with Santa's wife?

  • Cause I'm down son. (Yeah)

  • Fire in my fire place (Ooh),

  • Not talking about his flying ship when I say imma slay.

  • He gon die, son.

  • Imma wake up Christmas day,

  • With all the dopest presents that I force the elves to make.

  • They're my prisoners.

  • I'll never understand why this is,

  • The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is.

  • How do people not believe that Santa exists?

  • In this world aren't adults concerned about all these gifts

  • They didn't buy...?

  • I wanna be Santa Claus!

  • So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus!

  • When I hear those reindeer paws,

  • I'm gonna break the law!

  • This Christmas,

  • Don't got a wishlist,

  • I got a hit list!

  • And at the top of it is Old Saint Nicholas,

  • Nothing against him,

  • It's just business.

  • I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas!

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Merry Christmas Greg

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會殺了聖誕老人 - X'mas歌曲 (Gonna Kill Santa Claus - X'mas Song)

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    brownni1104 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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