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  • Hi, my name is Caspar Lee and last week I did my British driving license test and things seemed to be going well but.. anyway.. just..

  • You watch the video and I'll speak to you at the end.

  • Where do you think the guy is?

  • -... actually, that's him right there. That's.. Clive!

  • -Hi! Caspar! Welcome to Clive's drive school!

  • -Byron, it's Joe.

  • -Bro, show some respect.

  • -Banana's just fallen out me pocket. Naughty!

  • Um, first things first, I don't know why you're laughing.

  • -Do you have like the ability to actually give me a licence?

  • -Why do you keep laughing? Come on, this is serious.

  • Read out the licence registration plate right in front of you.

  • With one eye blocked.

  • -EN67 LCE.

  • -Done. Right, get in the car. Come on!

  • Room for little one.

  • There, that's my notebook. Don't peek in there, Caspar! Cheeky, you know that.

  • Right. Place it by your heart... - Is this what you usually do? -Yea, yea, yea yea.

  • Just wanna get a little test of, you know, what I'm dealing with. Lovely, you're human.

  • You're human. I love doing that joke.

  • ????

  • What are you doing? -I'm just... I don't actually really know, what am I doing here?

  • -Sod it! It's Friday! Let's go for it!

  • Let's try... what are you doing? Roads are a lot busier obviously now in London. I've been driving now for...

  • So yeah, it should be fine. So first things first, a little bit of show me-tell me-questions test. Are you ready? -Yeah.

  • -You can't phone a friend, you can't ask the audience.

  • You little tinkle. Right! Caspar Lee, can you show me where the air vents are?

  • You know, the air vents. One of these.

  • -Two here... -Yea, there's actually four... -One there...

  • -Nice! Bang on! Lovely!

  • Caspar, you're flying through this! Lovely jubbly! Next up, can you show me where the windscreen wipers are?

  • That's right, the wind screen wipers.

  • Nice, nice, right away. Give it a little go, go on.

  • Lift it up. There we go! Oh, lovely, look at that!

  • Okay, Caspar, next can you show you where the gear you stick is? That's right, gear stick.

  • Oh, he didn't even take his time! Nailed it in one, briliant!

  • Next up, can you show me where the gaffer tape is? That's right, the gaffer tape.

  • -Why is there a gaffer tape? -It looks like a new car but you never know when things could fall off.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! PUT IT DOWN NOW!

  • Great reaction times, lovely! You stopped exactly when I asked. That was really really good.

  • All clear? -Yea. -Lovely jubbly.

  • Right. I'm just gonna get my stuff.

  • -Why do you have so many fruit?

  • -I'm sorry, I should probably have a belt on, shouldn't I?

  • Should I take this coat off? Is it gonna rustle too much in the microphone?

  • -Yeah, that'd be good.

  • I'm gonna take this coat off. Don't worry, this isn't into your test time.

  • Yeah, go, nothing around, all good, all good.

  • Watch out the bin, watch out the bin....

  • You get fourteen minus, but I'll give you seventeen.

  • Stop stop stop stop stop! Stop, cause I gotta just quickly get out put the bar up, just so people don't steal that space.

  • -Byron? -Yo? -Maybe I should just drive off?

  • I'm gonna go.

  • Is he running still? -Yes.

  • -Where is he?

  • -He's coming around the corner.

  • -Okay, sorry Clive.

  • What the bloody f**k you think you're doing? Jesus Christ, so much exercise I hadn't had in a long time.

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Look both ways! Look both ways!

  • Could have had an accident there.

  • F**king fruit!

  • I've lost an easy peeler there. Can we stop the car? Can we stop the car and look for my easy peeler?

  • -Yeah, I can't, sorry.

  • -Okay, still got the bread, still got the bread, we just lost two easy peelers. Okay, carry on.

  • Stay in this right handside lane, I'm gonna take you to a little spot that I love to go to. Look around. Watch out! Pigeons! Pigeons!

  • We've made it. Stay behind this white car, now, what do you see?

  • -Burgers?

  • -Yes, you do. And it's of course Monopoly millions!

  • -You want something?

  • -No, no... -Are you sure?

  • -No it's fine... I have a some nuggets please. Nine nuggets.

  • -Hi, can I please get a nine nuggets? -I'm on a diet, so that's fine.

  • -Is that okay?

  • Yea..

  • -Sorry I do that sometimes just to piss off my student, so funny, it gets me every time!

  • Every single time!

  • When they're not looking I put the handbrake up and they're bout to drive away

  • and they're still! Where is my notebook, I'm marking that down.

  • This is a Specter 007 notebook.

  • -Did you watch the movie?

  • -No I didn't, but I just love the merchandise they brought out along side the movie.

  • I'm more a fan of that than the actual movie, d'you know what I mean?

  • Love McDonald's. I mean I love fruit, that's my usual, but it's Friday.. F**k it, you know?

  • -It's Tuesday.

  • -No, you're right, it is.. it is Tuesday, yeah. I won't tell her if you don't.

  • Oh, what a day, hey? Tan my legs in weather like this. Tanning my legs, tanning and stretching.

  • So, are you into men or women?

  • Look for a bae. I'm just gonna check my Monopoly Millions. I love this bit, it's my favourite.

  • I WON AN APPLE PIE!

  • -No! - I WON AN APPLE PIE!

  • F**king yes! Get in it! I knew it was gonna be a good day!

  • I WON AN APPLE PIE!

  • God, wait till I tell the misses, she will be over the moon! She's always wanted a free apple pie.

  • What do you do for a living Caspar? -I make Youtube videos.

  • -Uh, that's weird. How do you get paid then? - Adverts from one of the videos...

  • How many...followers you have on your YouTube channel? -Um, seven.. seven million.

  • So can you get me involved in it anyhow? Do you need me making a video?

  • -I'm recording this now, so...

  • -Is that what this is for?

  • Truth be told, just split with the misses. So, uh...

  • -Sorry. -That's all right. Don't worry, everyone else is laughing as well, it's a bit weird.

  • You can't probably... I have sort of let myself go a little bit..

  • It's one of those swings really.. swings and roundabouts. You will see them later on.

  • Yeah, it's kinda like, it's one of those things, I mean, I call her my wife, but no, she's just the neighbour, really, that I just watch on the balcony.

  • Bless you! Get that booger. Don't want a snot going on the seat. This ain't actually my car.

  • -Whose car is that? The neighbour's?

  • -I just borrowed it from the DVLA. They let me have it.

  • They said: Look, you left school, you've got no GCSEs... They actually told me that I'm not gonna go far in life.

  • -DVLA told you that? -Yea.

  • Sixteen years old, the DVLA came to my school

  • for some reason, I don't know why,

  • DVLA came around,

  • they sat me down and said: Clive, get your GCSEs... I get emotional over this.

  • You alright?

  • -He's good. -Please don't choke.

  • They came around, they set me down, they said: Clive,

  • pull your trousers up, start with, you know, you're at school,

  • you can't do that, you're sixteen... So I pulled my trousers up.

  • They said: Clive, you know,

  • why don't you come work for us? You know?

  • We'll give you a car, we'll let you borrow a car, and you can take students and teach'em how to drive.

  • Cause there's one thing we saw, you know, you're good at

  • hand-eye coordination.

  • So I got a job, you know, it was a tough start like any job has a tough start.

  • -Considering you didn't have your own driving licence. -Yeah, exactly, good point there Byron, you know, good point.

  • -Do you have your seatbelts on guys? -Yes we do, yes, we do.

  • I've got f**king free apple pie!

  • Can't wait to tell the misses... -Do you wanna get that apple pie now or..?

  • -Nah, I like to save them, I like to save them in my man drawer.

  • If you wanna now go up this... see this little dotted lines? You know what they mean, don't ya.

  • Give head. Uh, give away. Sorry.

  • Oh, f**king traffic! I'll show a bit of nip, we'll see how it gets us. Oh, he's seen it.

  • Yeah, like that? There we go. See if anyone let us out. Little bit of tease. I always put a finger over it.

  • You can see my breasts. But you can't see the nip as well. If you let me out

  • I'll show you that nip on the next lights. So look, I guarantee you this guys will let us out, ready? Oh, he didn't do it.

  • Oh, he's seen it, he likes it. He likes a bit of nip.

  • You probably want to get into the..

  • ... stay in this lane. Watch out, cyclist. -F**king hell.

  • -Yeah, they.. they're f**king idiots.

  • See? Bike. See that? Bike.

  • Gotta be careful.. There! Cyclist! Watch out. Oh! Two wheel weird mobile thing.

  • ♫ I got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key! ♫

  • What did you say? -I said... -It's 'I'll give you the key'.

  • Caspar, I don't wanna have to fail you.

  • Oh, you stalled.

  • That's it. You got, you got it? Oh, f**k off! He's learning!

  • School's out. Kids are about, watch out.

  • See, you can't hit'em but I'll give you 50 points if you do.

  • Don't tell anyone I told you that.

  • I've noticed that some people... EMERGENCY BREAK! No, I'm kidding.

  • Don't worry ,we're on a main road, we can't do that, we'd get in trouble and somebody would kick our ass.

  • They've already beaten us twice. YOU WANT SOME? Yeah, pussy.

  • Isabel? It's me, your uncle, uncle Clive.

  • No, no it's me, Clive. No, I am your uncle.

  • You're my brother's daughter.

  • You know that. What do you do, Youtube? -Youtube.

  • He's just Youtu... Do you watch Youtube? Do you know... what's your name? -Caspar.

  • Caspar? You do, oh. Yeah, you'll never guess who I'm with.

  • Yeah, it's Caspar, yeah.

  • Hey Isabel, it's your uncle Clive. -Hey, hi Isabel!

  • -Say: Hi Isabel, hope you're doing well, I'll send you some merch.

  • -Your uncle, your uncle Clive is... -It's me! Your uncle Clive.

  • -I'll send you some merch. -Remember me?

  • -And I just really appreciate... uh I have to turn around here.

  • -Alright Isabel, we have to go! -Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.

  • -Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my fruit!

  • Alright, we gotta go Isabel, bye!

  • Remember when we did a test, Byron? -Yeah?

  • -D'you know we just ended up going to the park, didn't we? We got stoned all day.

  • That was fun! The drive back to the DVLA test centre, that was a laugh, wasn't it. -Took us two days.

  • -Took us two days!

  • We ended up in Scotland, didn't we at one point?

  • That was a right laugh. Those were the days, weren't they?

  • -It was last week.

  • -Yeah, those were the days.

  • Try to get up 65 down here.

  • That's it.

  • I think if you go above 160, the light, the actual traffic light can't get you in time.

  • We made it to the park! My favourite place!

  • Full of people dogging!

  • I LOVE THE PARK!

  • Get past the police.

  • Go go go go! He's not looking! He's not looking! He's not looking! Go go go go go!

  • Did he see me?

  • -Um, no. -Go this way, go this way.

  • -What's wrong with you and the police? -Ah, nothing, nothing. Don't ask.

  • Yeah, I like it, that was good. Very good.

  • Yeah, I can open the door, I can probably get out safely. Very very proud.

  • I'm not gonna touch your hand.

  • The last task of the day is to test your reactions and that is a quick reverse.

  • I'll shout STOP and you gonna slam on your breaks and STOP. I'll take an easy peeler with me just in case.

  • -Ready? I don't know if I should be doing this.

  • -Did you just hit him?

  • You drove over the instructor.

  • Just drive.

  • And now I don't really know what to do with my life. Like it's all I think about and I'm just...

  • I'm f**king pissed off because I don't think I'll ever get my driver's licence now.

  • But we must.. oh sorry. We must move on... it's very heavy.

  • Hold it far away enough.

  • No, don't want to see that. Right, I just did a musically challenged with Joe Sugg, who isn't Clive even though

  • they look the same. Clive is dead. It's called the eggcellent challenge, link in the description below, check it out!

  • I wanna see you do it at home, and I'll see you next week with another video!

Hi, my name is Caspar Lee and last week I did my British driving license test and things seemed to be going well but.. anyway.. just..

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TAKING MY BRITISH DRIVING TEST ft.Joe Sugg & Byron Langley. (TAKING MY BRITISH DRIVING TEST ft. Joe Sugg & Byron Langley)

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