♪ >> James: LET'S LOOK AT THE

DELL CA DELICACIES WE HAVE IN FR US.

BEETLE JELLO SHOTS.

HOT DOG JUICE.

THE JUICE THAT IS LEFT IN A BAG OF HOT DOGS.

CRICKET TAPENADE TOAST.

PORK MEAT JELLY.

GIANT WATER SCORPION.

COW AFNS TONGUE.

>> NO I CAN'TEN DO -- >> James: ANTS ON A LOG.

AND BRAND-NEW ONE HERE, BONELESS DUCK FEET.

SO HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THIS?

ARE YOU ADVENTUROUS EATERS?

>> I MEAN YEAH BUT THIS IS ANOTHER LEVEL I WOULD SAY

PROBABLY.

YEAH KOBE ARE YOU GOOD FOR THIS?

DO YOU FEEL READY?

>> I'M GOOD.

>> James: SO KOBE YOU'RE GOING TO START AND I'M GOING TO

BE ASKING YOU A QUESTION THEN YOU ASK CARA, CARA WILL ASK ME.

IF YOU DON'T ANSWER YOU HAVE TO EAT.

SO LET'S LOOK HERE.

KOBE, KOBE, KOBE.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU -- >> WAIT YOU'RE PICKING AND

CHOOSING WHICH ONE I'M EATING.

>> James: I WILL CHOOSE YOU, YOU WILL CHOOSE FOR CARA, CARA

WILL CHOOSE FOR ME.

>> IT'S GOOD, JUST KIND OF REACHING THE.

>> James: STRETCH THAT OUT.

-- STRETCHING.

>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK, OKAY.

AND KOBE I'M GOING DO GIVE YOU THE COW'S TONGUE.

>> COME ON!

>> James: THERE IT IS.

OKAY KOBE.

>> YES.

>> James: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO RANK THESE LEGENDARY BASKETBALL

PLAYERS FROM BEST TO WORST.

>> HA HA HA HA.

>> James: LeBRON JAMES, MICHAEL JORDAN AND KOBE

BRIGHTEN.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> SERIOUSLY?

>> James: THAT'S TO US ALL TALKING TO THAT COW TONGUE,

BABY!

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO ANSWER IT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO

ANSWER IT, EVERYBODY IS GOING TO SIT THERE AND DEBATE ABOUT IT.

SO I'M GOING TO TAKE A BITE OF THIS.

>> WHY THAT END?

>> James: YOU CAN'T ANSWER, IT'S PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD I

THINK.

>> I'M THE BEST, MICHAEL IS SECOND BEST, LeBRON IS THIRD

BEST.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> I WOULD SAY THAT!

>> James: OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY.

>> James: EVERY NIGHT THEY DO THIS FOR ME, YOU'RE SO KIND

GUYS!

I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU EXACTLY THE SAME.

SO CARA IS NEXT, SO KOBE I NEED YOU BEFORE YOU ASK THE QUESTION,

I NEED YOU TO SELECT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE CARA TO EAT SHOULD

SHE NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> WE'RE FRIENDS.

I LIKE YOUR -- YOU ARE THE BEST.

>> I APPRECIATE THE FLATTERY.

I JUST WANT YOU TO EAT WHAT'S BEST, L SOMETHING HEALTHY.

LIKE AVOCADO TOAST.

>> James: YOU'RE GOING WITH THE CRICKET TAPENADE TOAST.

I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, YOU HAVE GOT TO DEVOUR THE CRICKETS.

KOBE WHAT IS THE QUESTION TO CARA?

>> THE QUESTION IS, YOU HAVE MODELED FOR SUCH INCREDIBLE

BRANDS, LIKE GOLCE AND GABBANA, RANCH WHICH ONE BETTER TO --

>> James: CHANEL, DOLCE AND GABBANA AND BU BURRBREE.

>> James: CHANEL, DOLCE AND GABBANA AND BU BURRBREE.

BURRBERRY.

>> THE TEXTURE IS FUNNY, I HEARD SOMETHING SNAP AND THE JUICE

CAME OUT OF IT.

BLOOP (BLEEP) I LOVE YOU GUYS!

>> James: ALL RIGHT, CARA YOU ARE NEXT.

YOU WILL CHOOSE WHAT I AM GOING TO EAT HERE AND THEN YOU WILL

ASK ME A QUESTION.

>> THIS IS SO FUN!

I'M GOING TO PLAY THIS AT HOME.

I'M JUST GOING TO LOOK AT YOUR REACTION, OH GOD THERE IS A

CRICKET IN MY TEETH, SORRY.

>> POKER FACE, POKER FACE, POKER FACE.

>> YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'M PICKING FOR YOU.

YEAH, SORRY HOTDOG JUICE.

>> James: YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH!

I SAID TO YOU LITERALLY AS THE CREDITS WERE GOING, THAT'S THE

ONE I'M MOST SCARED OF.

>> NO, I'M SORRY, DON'T SMELL THAT (BLEEP).

OKAY, JAMES, HOW MUCH OF KOBE'S NEW BOOK THAT YOU WERE JUST

SPEAKING ABOUT HAVE YOU ACTUALLY READ?

[ CHEERING ] >> HOW ABOUT THAT JAMES?

HOW MUCH?

>> James: NOW -- NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I SAID I READ IT.

DID I SAY I READ IT?

HAVE YOU GOT A -- >> YES, YOU READ IT.

>> AH-HA, THERE WE GO.

>> WHAT A DAY.

>> WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT ROLLA-B WIZENARD OR --

>> James: WHAT IS THAT CALLED?

>> IT'S CALLED DRINK YOUR DAMN JUICE!

>> James: WAIT WAIT, IT'S -- (APPLAUSE)

>> James: IT'S ABOUT -- >> ABOUT?

>> James: WIZARDS, IT'S ABOUT A BOY WHO'S A WIZARD.

>> YES.

YEAH AND WHAT I LOVE IN THE BOOK.

>> YES.

>> IS CLEARLY ALL OF IT.

>> James: IS -- HE'S -- WHAAA - >> THAT IS AN UNFORGIVABLE

CURSE.

THANK YOU.

>> I'M SORRY, (BLEEP), I'M SORRY.

BY THE WAY I'M STILL PICKING CRICKETS OUT OF MY TEETH

EVERYONE.

>> James: THAT IS THE WORST THING WE'VE EVER DONE ON THIS

SHOW.

THAT IS RANCID!

>> IT REALLY -- OH -- (BLEEP).

>> James: I ALMOST WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO EXPERIENCE IT.

>> NO NO.

GOD, YEAH!

(APPLAUSE) >> I THINK IT'S KIND OF, YOU

DON'T DO THE SAME ONE TWICE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE THAT'S

KIND OF LIKE -- THERE IS A LOT OF OPTIONS HERE.

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO -- YOU KNOW, DIVERSITY?

>> UH-HUH.

>> James: DIVERSITY?

>> DIVERSITY.

>> James: KOBE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE --

>> NEVER MIND.

>> James: A GIANT WATER SCORPION.

OKAY?

THIS IT IS RIGHT THERE.

>> SMELL IT, SMELL IT.

WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE.

>> DUDE, IT SMELLS LIKE (BLEEP).

>> James: KOBE.

WHO IS THE ONE CELEBRITY WHO HAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER THAT YOU WISH

DIDN'T?

(APPLAUSE) >> James: COME ON, MAN,

THERE'S GOT TO BE SO MANY.

>> DUDE, NOT REALLY, MAN.

>> James: COME ON.

WHO'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON ON YOUR PHONE?

>> I CAN'T SAY -- >> James: JUST ANSWER THAT,

WHO'S THE MOST FAMOUS, IS THERE DEFINITELY SOMEONE WHO'S GOT

YOUR NUMBER THAT YOU WISH DIDN'T?

>> NAW!

>> CAN I SEE?

>> James: HOW IS IT?

>> HE IS GOING TO EAT IT.

>> THIS IS NOT GOING T TO GET TH BEST OF ME!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> WHAT THE (BLEEP) WAS THAT?

>> James: ALL RIGHT, KOBE, YOU CHOOSE FOR CARA.

WHAT WOULD WE LIKE CARA TO EAT SHOULD WE NOT ANSWER?

>> SHE WAS REALLY INTERESTED IN THE TONGUE SO --

>> James: YOU WERE JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T TO SOMETHING TWICE?

>> BUT I FOLLOW YOUR LEAD, SO -- >> James: YOU GOT THIS LITTLE -

>> THE TABLE'S NOT MOVING.

>> James: THERE LITTLE GUY HERE.

>> YOU COULDN'T -- >> Jame

>> THAT'S INTEREST BEING TO -- ANTS -- NO, NOT ANTS.

LET'S DO A JELLO SHOT.

JELLO SHOT IT IS.

>> James: OKAY, KOBE WHAT IS OUR QUESTION TO CARA?

>> WHY CAN'T I SMELL THAT?

>> James: BECAUSE THERE'S A BEETLE IN IT.

>> OH NO.

>> WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON THAT HAS EVER HIT ON YOU?

>> James: COME ON, YOU CAN ANSWER THIS.

>> TAKE THE SHOT, THEN.

>> I CAN'T -- >> TAKE THE SHOT THEN!

FRS OH!

OH!

OKAY!

>> James: ALL RIGHT CARA, YOUR TURN TO ASK ME A QUESTION.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ME EAT, SHOULD I NOT ANSWER?

>> SPECIAL THING I'VE EVER DONE, YEAH, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT,

OKAY.

WE GO -- HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM.

>> James: YOU'VE SEEN THE MATCH OF THE DAY HAVEN'T YOU?

>> James: DUCK FEET?

I'VE NEVER EVEN -- >> OH, OH!

OH!

OH!

DUDE!

>> James: SMELL IT, GO ON.

>> NO, I'M GOOD.

>> James: KOBE, SMELL MY FOOT.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS EVER IN MY LIFE, KOBE BRYANT,

SMELL MY FOOT.

OKAY CARA, WHAT'S THE QUESTION?

>> YES, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

HMM, WOW.

GOOD LUCK.

OKAY, IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED, CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY THAT

YOU'RE HOSTING THE TONIES THIS YEAR!

(APPLAUSE) >> RANK THESE RECENT TONY HOST

FROM WORST TO BEST.

HUE JACKMAN, JOSH GRO GROBAN, SA BERALIS, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND

HUE JACKMAN, JOSH GRO GROBAN, SA BERALIS, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND

KEVIN SPACEY.

>> JUST EAT THE DUCK.

>> James: I THINK -- >> GO ON!

>> James: I THINK THE BEST HOST OF THE TONY AWARDS, I

THINK, AND I SAY THIS BECAUSE I -- WELL, I LOVE HUGH JACKMAN

AND I ACTUALLY THINK HE'S ONE OF THE BEST HOSTS OF THE OSCARS,

BUT THE TONIES IT WOULD GO NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, HUGH JACKMAN,

SARAH BARISH AND KEVIN SPACEY.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE LATE LATE SHOW.