Name: 惡搞系列：芝麻街人偶來演權力遊戲！ (Sesame Street: Game of Chairs (Game of Thrones Parody))
Uploaded: 2019-05-12T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 5 min 48 s

傑斯特洛 (Jesteros) 需要一個新的國王或皇后。(原著為維斯特洛 Westeros。)

未來簡單式

And I decide we will play a game-- a Game of Chairs.

我決定玩一場遊戲 —— 椅子的遊戲。(Game of Chairs，原著為 Game of Thrones 王座的遊戲。)

And here to tell you how to play the game is Grover Bluejoy.

現在由他來解釋遊戲規則—— 葛羅佛．布魯喬伊。(Grover Bluejoy，原著為 Theon Greyjoy。)

Sorry I'm late, but it was really hard getting over that wall out there.

抱歉我遲到了，外面那座墻很難爬！(北境長城！？)

好啦。(原著中常見 Aye「是的」，這裡把 Aye 和 right 連起來變成 Aye-t。)

The Game of Chairs is played with a deck of cards.

The Game of Chairs is played with marbles.

怪獸是藍色的且滿口錯誤。(改編自原著 The night is dark and full of terrors. 「夜晚黑暗且恐懼四伏。」)

The Game of Chairs is played with chairs, these three chairs.

椅子的遊戲要用到椅子，這三張椅子。

And then, these four players who want to be king or queen will march around these three chairs.

然後，這四位想要成為國王或是皇后的玩家，將會在這三張椅子周圍行走。

When the music stops, they will each try and sit in a chair.

當音樂停止時，他們要試著坐到一張椅子。

The lucky players who sit in a chair will--

Will have a nice, comfy place to rest their cute and weary bodies.

就可以有一個舒服安爽的地方安置他們可愛的疲累小身體。

They will continue to compete to be the king or queen until there is one chair left.

他們會繼續國王和皇后的角逐比賽，直到最後剩一張椅子。

You were supposed to bring the music, Bluejoy.

負責放音樂的是你啊，布魯喬伊。

Sorry, I cannot tell you over this music.

抱歉，音樂太大聲我聽不見你說啥。

噢，我的寶寶很難過，因為我們輸了。

We have one, two, three players, and one, two, three chairs.

我們有一、二、三位參賽者，還有一、二、三張椅子。

Now, there are one, two chairs left, and three players.

現在有一張、兩張椅子，和三位參賽者。

看來你失敗 (choke) 了，喬佛里。(choke 有「失敗」和「噎住」的雙關，影射原著中喬佛里是噎死的。)

We really should get some wheels on these things.

我們真的應該在椅子底下加輪子。

這樣就剩下一張椅子和兩位參賽者。

The one person to sit in this one chair will be the next king or queen of Jesteros.

坐在這張椅子上的人將會成為下任傑斯特洛國王或皇后。

There is one chair, and only one person can be in that chair.

只有一張椅子，只有一個人可以坐。

I cannot think of a more horrible ending than this.

我想不到比這個更糟的結局了。

Do not lose your head over this, Neddie, baby.

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惡搞系列：芝麻街人偶來演權力遊戲！ (Sesame Street: Game of Chairs (Game of Thrones Parody))

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