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Hi, I'm Chris Evans.
And I'm Mark Ruffalo.
And we're gonna take a BuzzFeed quiz to find out whether or not we would've survived the thing.
Thanos's snap.
Can you read a little slowly?
I'll do my best.
Okay, thanks.
(dramatic music)
Which Infinity Stone would you most like to get your hands on?
Well, none of them, technically.
But, what would I want to get my hands on?
The reality, power?
The options are reality, power, mind, time, soul, and space.
I mean.
I'm going mind.
I'm going time.
Which Disney character would you choose to join the Avengers?
I love this.
Queen Elsa, Hercules, Genie, Sorcerer Mickey, Elastigirl, or Stitch.
- Gosh, that a tough one. - Ooh.
I mean there's function and then there's just personal preference.
I'm gonna go from a same point of function, it's gotta be Genie.
I'm going to Genie too.
If you don't pick Genie, you're kind of an idiot.
Alright, I'm going to Genie.
Which word would your closest friends use to describe you?
Caring? Loyal?
Creative? Funny? Kind? Successful?
I'm kind of your friend.
- I'm gonna say my-- - I'd say you're kind, and successful, and loyal, and creative.
All of them, can I just click all of them?
I think my buddies would say loyal.
That's what my buddies would say too.
Oh, sure they would, Mark.
They would, I swear.
Typical Mark.
Which is your favorite MCU dynamic duo?
Hope and Scott?
Thor and Loki?
Steve and Bucky?The Science Bros?Gamora and Nebula?Carol and Fury?
Buddy, you look all--
Good and young.
Which one are you gonna go for?
You can't vote for yourself, right?
That's a rule.
That would be lame, right?
Carol and Fury?
Imma go with the Science Bros.
You are?
Not just 'cause you're here, just because.
I'm going with Steve and Bucky.
Atta boy.
That's not why I did it.
Which weird or unconventional superpower would you want to possess?
The power to instantaneously learn any language by only hearing it once?
The power to change the nutritional value of any food to your will?
That's mine.
You don't even need to see the rest.
The power to remember anything you read and recall it instantly?
The power to make any and all clothing items fit you perfectly, as if tailored?
You pick that, you're an asshole.
The power to transform into any animal you can think of, real or imaginary?
You're making this tough, Buzzfeed.
The power to always know, with absolute certainty, when someone is lying.
If you need that, you have to reassess your life.
I'm gonna have to have the power to know, with absolute certainty, when someone is lying.
Well, that flies in the face of what I just mumbled under my breath.
Okay, great.
The only thing that's making me the second guess, the power to transform into any animal.
Oh, to fly.
That's really good.
To fly.
It's really good.
I don't blame you if you go with that one.
The number one thing is to remember anything you read and recall it instantly.
How can you not?
You still gotta deal with the idiots.
I think I gotta go with the animal.
Now, remember the title of what this is about.
It's surviving the snap.
Wait a minute.
I'm just doing this for me.
Alright, then I'm still going to take the animal.
Okay, good, fair enough.
Whose origin story is your personal favorite?
I mean, I--
Well, how does that have to do with the snap?
Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor, Stephen Strange, T'Challa, or Carol Danvers?
- Where's-- - Origin story I'm gonna go with-- -
Wait, I'm missing mine.
Wait, there's--Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor, Carol Danvers, T'Challa.
It's not there.
- I'm gonna go with-- - They put it on yours?
No. (laughs)
- Look at Chris Hemsworth.
He had those dyed eyebrows.
I'm gonna go with Steve Rogers, I mean, look at that.
Oh boy, tell you what.
I love that.
- That was so freaking good. - If you were on there, I would vote for you.
- Just so you know. - Thank you.
I'm gonna go with Tony Stark.
And finally--
Oh, bummer, finally?
I'm enjoying this, the best part of the day.
What would you say is your personal character flaw?
Where's none?
Now, wait, what does this have to do with the snap?
We're gonna find out.
I joke around too much.
I have a short temper.
I care too deeply.
I'm too damn cool, too charming.
I can be a little too blunt.
I'm always confident.
I'm not always confident.
The not is a big piece of that one.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I missed that. - I'm not always confident.
I can be a little bit reckless.
I would say you probably care too deeply.
- I was gonna say that, but that's the most-- - Cliché.
It's just really self-righteous.
- How could you care too deeply? - I'm too good.
How could you care too deeply?
Well, that's better in the meantime.
And the next one is I'm not always confident, but who the (beep) cares.
I'm not too blunt.
You're a little reckless sometimes.
I have no temper.
The reckless thing may be the thing.
I have been in the car with you late at night.
You sure have, pal.
There it is.
Maybe I can be a little reckless.
I'm not always confident.
(upbeat music)
Uh oh!
You're not feeling so good.
Oh no.
I'm sorry, I didn't wanna tell you this, but you did not survive the Thanos snap!
I don't know how I feel about this.
That sucks, man.
This is bull (beep), man.
I'm gonna tweet this out.



【美國隊長 & 浩克】薩諾斯「彈指之間」,誰能倖存? (Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo Try to Survive Thanos' Snap)

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Liang Chen 發佈於 2019 年 4 月 24 日    Liang Chen 翻譯    Evangeline 審核
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