Guys love to talk about how they think makeup is deceiving.

男性們很常在那邊說化妝有多唬人。

So you just assumed that I had naturally purple eyelids?

所以你真的認為我天生就有紫色的眼皮嗎？

And then there are those who automatically link girls who love makeup to having deep-rooted issues.

也有些人直覺認為會化妝的女性都有些存在已久的嚴重問題。

I've never seen her without makeup.

我從來沒看過她素顏。

I know, does she even know who she is?

對啊，她有完全做自己的時候嗎？

Aside from that, there are a few euphoric moments that only girls who truly love makeup will understand.

除此之外，只有真的愛美妝的女性們才會了解那些令人亢奮的時刻。

Like when your cat eye is so sharp it could kill a man.

像是當你化的貓眼尖到可以殺死一個人的時候。

Or when you realize your lip stain is actually long wearing.

或者當你發覺自己的唇彩很持色的時候。

Or spending so much on makeup you get a free gift.

又或者像是花很多錢在化妝品上然後獲得贈品的時刻。

You won a hundred points!

恭喜獲得一百點點數！

You just won this amazing moisturizer.

你可以獲得這罐很棒的保濕精華。

Oh my gosh!

我的天啊！

Now most people wouldn't associate loving makeup with speed and agility.

我知道大多數人不會把愛美妝品這件事跟速度或敏捷度連結在一起。

But the moment you save your compact while its staring down death's door is better than any NFL interference I've ever seen.

但當你徒手去接你掉落的粉餅時，動作可是堪比國家美式足球聯盟裡的接球呢！

And there's no greater satisfaction than waiting for the new palette to drop the same way guys wait for the new Yeezys and actually getting your hands on it.

沒有什麼比等待新眼妝盤發行然後真的拿到實物還要更令人滿足了，這種感覺就像男性們等待新球鞋發行一樣。

I'm so happy.

我好開心喔！

I'm so happy, too.

我也好開心！

And you know you love makeup when your definition of a good day is sneezing without ruining your masterpiece.

如果你對「美好的一天」的定義是在不毀掉妝容的情況下打噴嚏，那就代表你真的愛美妝品。

And nothing screams sisterhood like meeting someone who's just as obsessed with makeup as you are.

遇到跟你一樣為美妝品癡狂的人就可以成為姊妹淘了。

Where do you get your eyeliner from?

你的眼線筆在哪裡買的？

It's always so on point.

它表現得好好喔！

Oh, thank you so much.

噢非常感謝你！

Hey, I love the lip.

嘿！我愛你的唇彩。

Is that Kat Von D Lip?

你是用 Kat Von D Lip 嗎？

Yes, is that Rebel?

對啊，你用的是 Rebel 嗎？

Yeah.

對啊！

Girl!

同好欸！

At the end of the day, makeup is more than just powders and lipsticks.

說到底，化妝不只是撲粉跟擦唇膏而已。

It's about trying new things, trading secrets, and looking and feeling your best.

化妝是嘗試新的東西、交換情報、還有呈現並感受自己最好的狀態。

And it's just about fun, OK?

化妝就是一種享樂，懂嗎？

It's really fun.

真的很有趣。

That's why I spend so much money on it.

這也是為什麼我花這麼多錢在美妝品上。

I just want to have fun.

我只是想享樂。

I've spent thousands of dollars on makeup.

我花了好幾千塊在美妝品上。

It's really expensive, but it's really fun.

這些所費不貲，但很有趣。

No, I don't want help.

沒關係，不用幫我。

Stop it, no, did it break?

等一下！不！它有壞掉嗎？

That one's 30 dollars.

那個要價 30 美元。

Oh wait, I can't cry, I can't cry, I can't cry.

噢等等，我不能哭，我不能哭，我不能哭。

I like makeup.

我愛美妝。