Here are the runes, masteries, skill distributions and items that you'll need to have the smallest eyes in all the League.

Being bot is the best because you can let your ButtFucking Friend get purposely grabbed to whoop that kiddo in no time.

But, unlike that kiddo, you're not a range champion, so you have to bait him by faking a run away

then Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed combo him to death.

After that, you can enjoy your threesome with that robot, no problem!

If the enemy called their ButtFucking Jungle, just fight it out because you'll have no problem to whoop them easily.

Then move on to that Blitz once again to Triple Poke-Flash him until he doesn't want to come bot anymore.

If your ButtFucking Friend got shot an arrow to the knee, Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed combo that fuckabish to punish her

and Spin to separate the healer from the pirate.

Then, poke him like any parent that would slap your ass whenever you did something wrong when you were young.

To piss that archer even more, Spin to separate her from Soraka and let her die from Singed poisonous fart.

Do the same thing for the healer for an easy kill.

Ghost, check!

Charging Triple Poke, check!

Don't worry Ashe, the party's just getting started!

Your Spin attack is the best to attack multiple enemies at once if you don't want to poke them one by one.

And that is great if you want to break the world record for the fastest chinatown jungler in your country.

Its other utility is to pushback a foursome, send Nunu to his death while saving Cocky because you love his RC helicopter,

run away from a thief that wants to capture you to sell you oversea as a slave

or simply to get the last hit of a kill.

Your Triple Poke is useful to have a successful solo threesome,

to poke your twin brother,

to poke a gigantic piss diver,

to save your beloved princess from being killed,

to kill the Dragon,

to destroy a turret,

to destroy turret's brother

and to one shot any minion you poke.

Your Charge is the best to kill a running snowman,

a running scorpion,

a running super saiyan

and a trapped what-the-shit monster.

Oh yeah...use it to have an epic showdown just like in any Hollywood movie,

to KS a single minion,

to KS a ton of dying minions

and to farm faster without losing a single second.

Always use your Lightning Speed to destroy any inhibitor like a boss.

Combine your Triple Poke-Lightning Speed into a combo to jungle faster

and to steal your ButtFucking Friend's red buff.

Cancel your recall to Charge-Triple Poke to KS your team to make them pissed.

Combine your Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed into a combo and Cocky won't have time to fly away.

For summoner spells, take Ghost and you'll be able to save your ally from being killed.

Take Flash and Zyra won't have enough time to run away to a safe spot,

Soraka won't be able to meet her boyfriend

and your brother will cry like a baby.

Perform a Ghost-Flash combo and that what-the-shit monster will regret not walking from here to his base.

And, no one will survive a raging chinatown kid rampaging over a lost penny.

Roam around with your ButtFucking Friend and double poke that snowman until he dies.

Hide in the brush like some real Demacian and Triple Poke-Lightning Speed that Darius before he can make a single move.

Hunt the enemy jungler and whoop him like a boss so he'll never roam in his own jungle ever again.

Follow your ButtFucking Friend with a Flash and whoop that trapped enemy a second time.

Team up with Jax and jump on that tiny little wimpy monster to not let him grow bigger than that.

Team up with Malphite to juggle that Brand before he can cast a single barbecue spell.

If your ButtFucking Friend gets ganked, wait until he does a bit of work and do everything you can to KS him like a boss.

Then, everyone will think that you're godlike, no problem!

Triple Poke-Charge combo at Brand and Spin to separate Blitz from his team.

Then, go back to Blitz and KS your team with a Charge like a boss.

With Xin, you can easily Charge at any enemies hiding behind their teammates to Spin before they throw a fart cloud.

Then, stand your ground even if you're low on health to kill that super saiyan and your brother, no problem!

You can leave Blitz alone but if he tries to kill your dying teammate, Charge-Triple Poke him to punish him.

Charge-Triple Poke that kiddo, back off to avoid being hit by the turret and come back to Shoryuken Soraka.

If you want, separate yourself from the team and Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed combo that Ezreal and finish your one night stand with a Spin.

Then, KS your whole team being on Skarner and close the teamfight by poking Zyra to death.

If your brother keeps on poking you while you chase an archer, turn back and kill him to move on with your initial objective.

That's it for today, people!

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