Name: 【少年悍將】被松鼠挑釁！論正確的復仇方式？(Squirrel Revenge Fantasies I Teen Titans Go I Cartoon Network)
Uploaded: 2019-04-22T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 49 s

和煦的陽光、涼爽的微風。美好的一天。

Well, that's 'cause I'm a nut mixologist!

那是因為我是「堅果調配師」！

(gasps) Where did the mixed varietals of nuts and legumes go?

(倒抽一口氣) 綜合堅果和莢豆去哪了？

Return our nuts, or face the consequences.

這樣的汙辱，是可忍，孰不可忍！

- (嘶嘶聲) - (老鷹發出刺耳叫聲)

This is an all-time low for the Teen Titans.

少年悍將最羞恥的一次也不過如此！

Titans! Let's hear some revenge fantasies!

悍將們！來聽聽各位的「復仇幻想曲」！

Uh, let's throw him in a cauldron and boil him alive!

把牠丟到大鍋子裡，再活活滾死！

I wish to separate his molecules with the Ray of Disintegration!

I just wanna stuff the old shablamo down his throat and sha-blow up his whole face!

我只想伸進牠嘴裡然後炸掉牠整張臉！

(dog barking) Bite him, bite him, bite him all over!

We live in a world that frowns upon violence.

我們身處在不崇尚暴力的世界。

Then, we can't pummel that squirrel in bloody revenge?

所以，我們不能用血腥暴力來擊潰那隻松鼠嗎？

Not with society's adherence to the ideals of pacifism.

在信奉和平主義的社會下，當然不行囉！

Hold up! I thought society was cool with violence as long as it was funny.

等等！我以為只要是有趣的暴力行為，就沒關係。

How could violence ever be "funny," Cyborg?

鋼骨，暴力怎麼可能「有趣」？

知道嗎？你們都在笑暴力行為。

But that's a cartoon. Real-life violence isn't funny. Right?

但這只是卡通，現實生活中的暴力不好笑，對吧？

我的牙齒！我的牙齒啊！(啜泣)