Oh, my god!

For about 36 hours.

By then, this mild ankle sprain should be good as new.

It's my fault. Homie wouldn't have dropped me if I

hadn't put on a few pounds.

Nonsense.

It's not your fault you're married to a--

this.

[groans] And it was such a good date night.

Well, now it's a hernia morning.

See, you've got a tear in your abdominal wall

and a section of your intestine has pushed through.

Aren't you going to chuckle?

An inguinal hernia is no laughing matter.

[laughs] Inguinal.

Will I need surgery?

Possibly, but don't be alarmed.

It's just him scalpel work around your scrotum.

Oh-oh!