[yelling]

[大叫]

Book! Book!

書！書！

Book!

書！

Gary, I don't think Patrick knows how to use a book properly.

加里，我覺得帕特里克不知道如何正確使用一本書。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Behold the books, Patrick.

看哪，帕特里克

Each one has a story to tell.

每一個人都有一個故事要講。

Look out!

小心！

Those books are cliffhangers!

這些書都是懸崖峭壁！

Stories for the adventurous.

冒險者的故事。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[moaning]

[呻吟]

I'll save you!

我救你！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

There are log books.

有記錄本。

Unabridged books.

未刪減的書籍。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

And books with bridges.

還有帶橋的書。

[laughing]

[笑]

Listen to the soothing sounds of the audio books.

聽著有聲讀物舒緩的聲音。

[seagulls calling]

[海鷗呼叫]

I can hear the ocean.

我可以聽到大海的聲音。

[toilet flushing]

[沖廁所]

Me too!

我也是！

[laughing]

[笑]

Cookbooks for the culinarily curious.

烹飪書的美食好奇心。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[burping]

[打嗝]

I like the pictures.

我喜歡這些圖片。

Ah, but the pictures are a mere snack.

啊，但圖片只是零食。

It's the words in a book that really feed your brain.

書中的文字才是真正的養腦之道。

Let's start you off with an old book.

先從一本舊書說起吧。

Ahh! Musty old book smell.

啊！舊書的黴味。

Now read the words, Patrick.

帕特里克，現在讀一下這些話。

Oh, read the-- Oh.

哦，閱讀 - 哦。

Once... upon... a...

曾經... 在... 一個...

Once upon a...

從前...

Once upon a what?

曾經的什麼？

To continue the story, you have to turn the page.

要繼續講故事，就得翻頁。

Oh.

哦。

Time!

時間到了！

Once upon a time!

很久以前！

[laughing]

[笑]

That's the most amazing trick I've ever seen!

這是我見過的最神奇的把戲!