sure does take a lot.

確實非常辛苦。

Thinking of ways to distribute hate...

想方設法讓仇恨四處蔓延...

takes everything you've got...

耗費了你的所有...

Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

你難道不曾想過擁有自己的地盤？

Sometimes you wanna go...

有時候你想去一個...

Where everybody hates your face!

大家都討厭你的地方！

And the villains share your rage!

你的壞蛋同伴能體會你的憤怒！

You wanna be in the evil seat,

你想被貼上邪惡的標籤，

Heroes are all the same!

英雄都是一個樣！

You wanna go where everybody hates your face!

你想去一個大家都討厭你的地方！

*Sad Groan*

＊哀怨嘆息聲＊

What's got you down big guy?

大塊頭，誰讓你不爽啦？

I just found out I'm not nominated for Best Picture.

我剛剛發現我沒有被提名最佳影片。

WHAT?!!? That's outrageous!!!

什麼？！！？這太過分了吧！！！

I know!

就是啊！

It was the culmination of 10 years,

那可是我累積了 10 年，

3 phases,

經歷了人生 3 個階段，

and almost 20 films!

還拍了將近 20 部片的心血耶！

All leading up to my entrance!!

付出了這麼多只為了被判出局！！

It was finally your time.

終於輪到你了。

It was my time!!!

該要輪到我了！！！

I said I was gonna do it, and I did it!

我說了我會做到，而我真的做到了！

Can anyone else say they wiped out HALF the universe?

還有誰有種說他們摧毀了宇宙一半的人口嗎？

NO!

沒有啦！

Woo! Maybe you wiped out all the voters that liked it!

哇喔！說不定你同時也摧毀了你的粉絲！

I know why you got snubbed!

我知道為什麼你被冷落了！

It's because you killed Groot you big purple butt face!

因為你殺了格魯特，你這個大紫屁股臉！

He's uh, he's still not over that.

他呃，他還耿耿於懷欸。

What's the big deal anyway?

這到底有什麼大不了？

Your story isn't even over yet.

你的故事又還沒結束。

Yeah. Plus it's rare.

對啊。而且還很罕見。

Palps here hasn't seen an oscar in almost 40 years.

這兒的大夥兒已經將近 40 年沒得過半座奧斯卡獎了。

What do these movies have that I don't?

那些得獎的電影有什麼是我沒有的？

The Favourite - women fighting each other.

真寵－女人勾心鬥角的戰爭。

I had that!

我有啊！

Did you see the epic battle with all those lady heroes and Proxima Midnight?

你沒看到所有女英雄和暗夜比鄰星史詩般的大戰場面嗎？

Yeah. I'm just as sexy as Emma Stone and Rachel Weiss.

有啊。我就跟艾瑪史東還有瑞秋懷茲一樣性感。

Uuuuhhhhh...

呃呃...

Vice - controversial and terrifying politics.

為副不仁－極具爭議性且驚人駭俗的政治題材。

I mean, have they met me!?!

我的意思是，他們看過我了嗎！？！

Oh I actually like that one!

喔我是真的喜歡這個！

Corrupting government is my jam.

腐敗的政府是我的最愛。

Bohemian Rhapsody - timeless music and rebellious characters.

波希米亞狂想曲－永恆的經典樂曲與叛逆的傳奇人物。

What do you think those dumb guardians are supposed to be?

要不然你覺得那些愚蠢的星際異功隊是幹嘛用的？

I don't know, why don't you ask Groot?

我不知道啊，你怎麼不問問格魯特呢？

That's right, you can't. Because he's dead!!!

也是啦，你問不到。因為他死了啦！！！

or BlacKkKlansman - disrupting a hateful organization.

或是黑色黨徒－瓦解了一個可恨的組織。

The Avengers have tried to disrupt me all the time!

復仇者聯盟也一直試圖把我毀掉啊！

I suppose.

應該吧！

But you have to admit Roma was kind of a masterpiece.

但你不得不承認羅馬的確是一部鉅作。

Oh yeah! Yes, yes. That was VERY GOOD.

喔對！沒錯，沒錯。那部片真的非常好看。

Oh just because it was black and white and an intimate portrait with stunning cinematography and-

就因為它是黑白電影，而且利用精采絕倫的製片技術細膩刻劃出它的主題，還有－

yeah, I guess it was pretty great.

對啦，它應該是真的滿厲害的。

But I'm on Netflix too you know!!!

但我也有在 Netflix 上播出欸！！！

Haha, not for long!

哈哈，又沒有很久！

Uh, why is?

呃，為什麼？

Don't mess with the mouse.

別理會那些膽小鬼。

Okay.

好吧！

A Star is Born. For the THIRD time.

一個巨星的誕生。翻拍第三次了。

Oooh. A star. I can throw a moon!

喔。一個巨星。我還可以把月亮舉起來丟欸！

A freaking MOON!

一個超級大顆的月亮！

And had Bradley Cooper too.

而且布萊德利庫柏也有啊。

You know who doesn't have Bradley Cooper?

你知道誰沒有布萊德利庫柏嗎？

You're not going to do that every time we mention the Guardians of the Galaxy.

該不會每次提到星際異功隊你都要這樣吧。

We are Groot you guys!

我們是格魯特啊各位！

What about Green Book though? Now there's a great film your story had nothing in common with.

那幸福綠皮書呢？這是一部很棒的電影，而且你的故事和它沒有半個共同點。

No. But it does have Uncle Aaron from Spider-verse.

是沒有。但它有蜘蛛人：新宇宙的亞倫叔叔啊！

Which should also be nominated for Best Picture!!!

那也是一部應該被提名最佳影片的電影！！！

THANK YOU!

謝了！

Yes, but it was animated AND a comic book movie.

沒錯，但它是動畫片而且是一部漫畫電影。

It's so rare that comic book movies get oscar nominations.

漫畫電影本來就很少被奧斯卡提名。

Your film was nominated for eight oscars!!!

你的電影有八項奧斯卡提名欸！！！

Oh yeah, hehehe!

喔對呀，嘿嘿嘿！

But not best picture.

但不是最佳影片。

Unfortunately comic book movies just don't get nominated for best picture.

可惜漫畫電影就是不會被提名最佳影片。

That's just the way it is.

事實就是這樣。

Until now!!

直到現在！！

Oscarsesies!

一堆奧斯卡啊！

Oh! That's incredible. I hope yours wins!

喔！那真的超讚。希望你們會贏！

Oh yes, sorry Thanos.

喔對，抱歉了薩諾斯。

Y'all gonna make me snap.

你們這是在逼我彈指。

Ooooooh. hahahahahaha!

喔喔喔。哈哈哈哈哈哈！

I'm sorry. It's still not the same.

抱歉。但這真的還是不一樣。