Mm...

嗯～

The U.S. feared Castro's anti-American views.

美方懼怕卡斯楚的反美立場，

And according to Castro's bodyguard, the CIA plotted six hundred and thirty eight times to sabotage him.

據卡斯楚的護衛表示，CIA 籌畫了638次要剷除他，

Trying things like chemical powder on his boots, a bacterial-lined scuba suit, spiked cigars, and exploding cigars.

嘗試用了像是撒在他靴子上的化學粉末、內襯帶有細菌的潛水裝、摻入毒物的雪茄及爆炸雪茄。

But, the closest the CIA came to killing Castro?

但是，CIA 最接近成功殺死卡斯楚是哪一次呢？

Poisoning his chocolate milkshake at his favorite ice cream parlor.

就在他最愛的冰淇淋店裡，往他的巧克力奶昔裡下毒。

The dictator had an obsession with dairy: ice cream, milkshakes, you name it.

這位獨裁者對乳製品相當著迷：冰淇淋、奶昔，你舉得出來的都包含在內。

I mean, it gets hot in Cuba.

我的意思是，古巴很熱的。

So, the CIA convinced Mafia members to carry out the plot.

因此，CIA 說服黑手黨成員執行這項計畫。

The mobsters delivered a pill containing poison to a waiter, who would slip the capsule into Castro's milkshake.

幫眾將一顆有毒的藥丸交付給一名服務生，他會把這顆膠囊悄悄倒進卡斯楚的奶昔裡。

The waiter placed the pill in the freezer until the time was right.

這名服務生把藥丸放在冰箱裡，等待時機成熟。

But the pill froze to the freezer's lining and when he went to pick it up, the pill ripped open, spilling poison everywhere.

但是藥丸在冰箱的內層上面結冰了，當他去取出藥丸時，它破裂了，毒物灑得到處都是。

So, the would-be assassin waiter abandoned the plot.

因此，這位準暗殺服務生放棄了這次的謀劃。

The mission was a bust.

這項任務失敗了。

Castro went on to become one of the world's longest ruling leaders.

卡斯楚繼續成為世界上統治最久的領導人之一。

Arrogantly boasting, "If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal."

他狂妄地吹噓道：「如果從暗殺中死裡逃生是一項奧運賽事，我早就奪得金牌了。」