NorthKorea: therealworldequivalentofwhathappenswhenyougive a kid a Minecraftserver.
北韓:要是你給小孩玩《當個創世神》,真實版就會是這樣。
Thiscountryisjust, youknow, notgreat.
這個國家就是,你知道的,不太好。
Itisalmostuniversallyrecognizedas a realcountry, though, unlikeplentyofothermaybecountries, andKimJong-unisitsreal, legitimateleader.
不像其他一些不確定是不是國家的「國家」,北韓被世界認為是一個真的國家,而金正恩是該國的正統領導人。
Despitebeingmoreclosedas a countrythan a saladrestaurantinAlabama, NorthKorea's leadersdooccasionallyneedtoleavethecountrymostoftentomakesurethatbigdaddyChinastillhastheirbacks.
Thisisnow a bitof a traditionamongDPRKleadersstartedlargelybecausethepreviousleader, KimJong-Il, wasreportedlydeaflyafraidofflyingaftersurviving a helicoptercrashin 1976.
Whentravelinginternationally, though, thetrainbecomesmoreof a trainer-cade.
但在跨國交通時,火車會變得比較像是列隊形式。
A securitytrainwillleadabout 20 minutesaheadoftheleader's tocheckthattracksandstationsareintactandsafe.
一輛維安火車會開在領導人搭乘的火車前方 20 分鐘車程處,確保鐵軌和車站都安全無虞。
Thisalsocarriesplentyofsecurityofficerswhocouldwardoff a threatifonearose. KimJung-Un's trainfollowsthatoneandthendirectlyafterwouldbe a thirdsupporttraincarryingmorebodyguardsandsupplies.
Theythoughtaboutusing a rockettomake a splashyentrancebutthenfiguredthatwouldbeoverdoingit, justlikethisjoke.
他們想過用火箭來個驚人的登場,但又覺得那樣做得有點過頭了。
Hecouldhavehypotheticallytakenthetraintherebutitwouldhavebeen a morethan 110 hourtrippassingthroughsomecountriesthatmightnotbehappytoseeKim—mostparticularly, Malaysia.
Obviouslythere's verylittleprecedentconsideringthatthiswastheonlytimeindecadesthat a NorthKoreanleadertravelledinternationallybyplane, butit's likelythatKimJong-unwouldprobablyuseChina's jetsagainforanyfuturelong-distancetripsespeciallyifheweretomake a triptothemainlandUnitedStatesfornegotiations.