Name: 【吉米秀】我「真的」非常感謝你：吉米親手寫感謝卡 (Thank You Notes: Omarosa, Phone Chargers)
Uploaded: 2019-03-11T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 4 min 26 s

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If you guys wouldn't mind, I just like to write out my weekly Thank You Notes right now.

如果你們不介意的話，我想現在來寫我這禮拜的感謝卡。

You guys are much better than Thursday's audience.

James, can I get some Thank You Note-writing music, please?

詹姆士，可以給我一點寫感謝卡的配樂嗎？

Why would he wear the same outfit on Thursday?

為什麼他要和星期四穿同一套衣服呢？

Thank you, Omarosa, for claiming that President Trump drinks at least eight cans of Diet Coke a day, which raises the question, just how many is Rudy Giuliani drinking?

謝謝妳，特朗普前助理奧馬羅薩，宣稱川普一天至少喝八罐健怡可樂，讓大家好奇，Rudy Giuliani 一天喝多少呢？

For letting me kick off every celebration by risking the lives of everyone around me.

讓我每一次慶祝的開始都先冒著大家的生命危險。

Thank you, Pillsbury Doughboy, for being the only time I trust a guy with my food who is totally nude from the neck down.

Pillsbury 的麵團男孩，謝謝你，這是我第一次願意相信一個脖子以下全裸的男孩來處理我的食物。

I'm going to be honest, I have no clue how you work, so I'm just going to keep driving and hope for the best.

我得老實說，我完全不知道你是怎麼運作的，所以我只能一直開然後希望不要出事。

Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me.

別撞我、別撞我、別撞我、別撞我、別撞我...

Thank you, bug spray, for sort of keeping bugs away and definitely keeping humans away, because I smell like a chemical explosion.

防蟲噴霧，謝謝你，大概有讓昆蟲遠離我，更讓人類遠離我，因為我聞起來想是化學大爆炸。

Thank you, people who shop for gifts at the airport.

謝謝你們，在機場買禮物的人們。

It's nice to know you thought of me somewhere between the TSA line and Chili's 2.

知道你在機場安檢門到飛機門這段時間有想到我真的是很棒。

Thank you, phone chargers, for being available in two lengths, 6 inches too short or 40 feet too long.

手機充電線，謝謝你，你唯二有的長度，不是 15 公分太短就是 12 公尺太長。

Coffee table! Come on, figure it out, folks.

咖啡桌啊！拜託，想想看嘛，各位。

That's the last one for tonight, all right.

I just wanted to know, wanted to make sure.

No, I wanted to make sure you had plenty of time.

不會，我只是想確定你有足夠的時間。

I just wanted to make sure that you, you know, 'cause they're emotional.

我只是想確認，你知道的，他們很感性。

大家，這是今天最後一張感謝卡。

Thank you, accidentally trying to twist open a bottle that isn't twist-off.

不小心試著轉開一個不是可以轉開的瓶蓋，謝謝你。

It's okay, I didn't need that finger-skin anyway.

沒關係，反正我不需要我手指上的那層皮。