-Thank you. I feel like this is my second home now.

-謝謝你，我覺得這裡像是我的第二個家了。

It's awesome. -Right. It should be.

這裡棒透了。 -是啊當然。

We love having you on.

我們都很喜歡你來。

Cause I love... -Yes.

因為我喜歡... -是。

-I mean, last time you were here, we had...

-我是說，上次你來的時候，我們有...

-Yeah. -...Kevin Hart was here.

-是 -...雄鹿凱文也來了。

-[ Laughing ] We did. That was a lot of fun.

-[笑聲] 沒錯，那實在很好玩。

-And I asked him to stay out and play with the animals.

-然後我請牠待在外面跟其他的動物玩。

-Yeah. -And he said, "I hate animals."

-是。 然後牠說：「我討厭動物。」

[ Laughter ] Or, oh, no -- actually, he goes,

[笑聲] 或，噢不 -- 事實上牠說

"I like animals. I'm afraid of them."

「我喜歡動物但我怕牠們。」

-All right. That's okay. That's all right.

-沒關係，別擔心，沒關係。

-And he had -- oh, my gosh. It was the funniest.

-然後他 --喔我的天，那是最好笑的。

-Yeah. I like to think maybe we helped him,

-是啊，我想或許我們小小的幫助了他。

a little bit, overcome his fear. -Maybe.

克服他的恐懼。 -或許。

-A bit more comfortable.

-更自在一點。

But, I mean, for me, it was really cool

但我是說，對我來說真的很酷。

because we actually reached over 100 million people on Facebook,

因為我臉書的按讚數達到一億。

so for me, what a great... -Yeah.

真是太棒了... -是啊。

It was the number-one trend on YouTube.

那是 YouTube 上的第一名發燒影片。

[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah, thank you so much.

[歡呼和掌聲] -是啊，非常謝謝你。

-100 million people. -Yeah, it was awesome.

-一千萬人。 -是，真的很棒。

And for me, that's just such a great way

對我來說，這是一個傳遞野生動物和保育消息。

to get the -- the message of wildlife and conservation

給這麼多人知道的好方法。

out to so many people, so thank you so much.

所以非常感謝你。

It was awesome. -No, are you kidding me?

真的超棒。 -不，你在開玩笑吧？

Thank you right back to you. -You, as well. Thanks, guys.

謝謝你回去。 -你也是，謝謝大家。

[ Chuckles ] -The show -- "Crikey!"

[輕笑] -這個節目--「唉呀！」

-Yes. -"Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-是。 -《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-You've got to say, "Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-你要說《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-Oh, sorry. [Australian accent] "Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-喔抱歉 [澳洲腔] 《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-"Crikey! It's the Irwins." -"Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-《唉呀！是厄文一家》。 -《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-There you go. -[ Normal voice ] Yeah.

-換你。 -[標準發音] 對。

-Perfect. -It -- It --

-完美。 -這 -- 這 --

It was the biggest debut for Animal Planet

這是動物星球過去五年來。

in the last five years, so congratulations on that.

最大的演出，所以恭喜你。

-Thank you so much. Thanks, guys.

-謝謝你，謝謝大家。

-Over 12 million people have seen it around the world.

-全球各地有超過一千兩百萬人收看。

It's a giant hit. -Yeah.

這引起大轟動。 -是。

-I'm happy for you and your whole family.

-我替你和你的家人感到開心。

You know I love the whole fam.

你知道的，我喜歡你們一家人。

So, thank you for coming back. -Thank you.

所以，謝謝你回來。 -謝謝你。

-Now, you brought some animals tonight,

-好，你今晚帶來了一些動物。

and, hopefully, I'll get along with them and...

希望我能跟牠們和平共處...

-Yes. Hopefully. -And, yeah. Yeah.

-對，希望。 -然後，對，對。

-It's gonna be really fun.

-一定會很好玩。

So, are you ready for the first animal?

那你準備見第一隻動物了嗎？

-Yeah, here we go. Absolutely, we love it.

-好，開始吧，我們肯定超愛。

-Okay, we've got two of them coming up here.

-好的，讓牠們兩個上來這裡。

-Okay. -So, this is Ping and Pong,

-好的。 -這是 Ping 和 Pong。

and they are absolutely adorable.

牠們無疑的超可愛。

Hey, guys!

嘿，小傢伙！

Hello! Hello, guys! [ Otters squeaking ]

哈囉！哈囉小傢伙！[水獺吱吱叫]

-Take your body and kind of...

-抓住你的身體然後...

-Yeah, you can hold them really nice and tight in there.

-對，你可以安然穩固的握緊牠們。

These are otters.

牠們是水獺。

These are actually little, baby otters.

牠們其實是小寶寶水獺。

That's great. [ Otters squeaking ]

真是太棒了。 [水獺吱吱叫]

So, see those... -Oh, my gosh.

看看這些... -喔我的老天。

-...those little vocalizations that they're making?

-....聽見牠們發出的小聲音了嗎？

-Yes. -Now, that's actually --

-是。 -對，這其實 --

Oh, he's eating you a little bit.

喔，牠稍微咬你。

-All right, watch it. Ohh.

-好的小心點，噢。

-That's how they communicate with one another.

-這是牠們互相溝通的方式。

Now, Asian small-clawed otters --

亞洲小爪水獺 --

these are the smallest otters in the entire world.

是全世界體型最小的水獺。

Whoops. -He's eating...

喔喔。 -牠在咬...

-He's eating -- He's eating you now.

-牠在咬 -- 牠正在咬你。

-...the microphone, yeah.

-....麥克風，是。

-Now, these guys are really cool.

-這些傢伙真的很酷。

They're from Asia. They're amazing.

牠們來自亞洲，他們很不可思議。

And they've actually got -- I think he loves me.

事實上牠們有 -- 我覺得牠喜歡我。

-I think it's cute, but you never know.

-我覺得牠很可愛，但你永遠搞不懂。

The -- The squeaks.

這 -- 這叫聲。

-They're still babies. -Yeah.

-他們還是寶寶。 -是啊。

-So they will get a lot bigger than this.

-牠們可以長得比現在大很多。

All right, here we go. [ Laughter ]

好的，我們開始吧。 [笑聲]

-They'll get bigger, yes. Okay. -They will. They will.

-牠們會長大，好，很好。 -牠們會的，牠們會的。

-Oh, my goodness. -Aren't they just so special?

-喔我的天啊！ -牠們好特別對吧？

-Yep. Okay. -Here.

-對好的。 -來。

Let me put your mic back -- mic back on.

讓我把你的麥克風裝上 -- 裝好了。

-Hi. Yeah. -There we go.

-嗨，好。 -我們繼續。

-Hi, buddy. Okay, it's good. -Isn't that awesome?

-嗨，夥伴。好的很棒 -很酷對吧？

So, they can actually have... [ Otter squeaking ]

所以，牠們事實上有...[水獺吱吱叫]

-He found it again. -They can have...

-牠又找到了。 -牠們有...

-He's gonna find it again. -Oh, my goodness.

-牠又找到了。 -喔，我的老天。

-Hi, buddy Ping, buddy Pong.

-嗨，小夥伴 Ping，小夥伴 Pong。

-Ping and Pong. -Hi, buddy.

-Ping 和 Pong。 -嗨，小夥伴。

-Now, they actually have the finest fur in the world.

-牠們擁有全世界最棒的毛。

Oh, he's giving you a kiss.

喔，牠在親你。

-I think he almost bit -- or bit me.

-我想牠幾乎咬 -- 或咬我。

He almost bit me or kissed me. -Oh, they're so -- so cute.

牠幾乎咬了我或親了我。 -牠們好 -- 好可愛。

-Hey, buddy. I love them. -Congratulations.

-嘿，小夥伴，我愛牠們。 -恭喜你。

Well done. Well done. [ Laughter ]

做得好，做得好。 [笑聲]

-I'm not squeezing him or anything, I swear.

-我沒有捏擠牠之類的，我發誓。

-Thanks, Ping and Pong.

-謝謝 Ping 和 Pong。

-I'm just holding him, and that's all.

-我只是握住牠，僅此而已。

All right, I'm ready to get Ping and Pong...

好了，我準備把 Ping 和 Pong...

-All right, we're good? Okay. -Thank you for this.

-好的，我們很好？好的。 -謝謝你喔。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼和掌聲]

Thank you very much. -Oh, my God.

非常謝謝你。 -喔，我的老天。

-Oh, my God. Thank you. -Thank you very much.

-喔，我的老天，謝謝你。 -非常感謝你。

-Ohh, gosh. -How cute are they?

-喔天啊。 -他們超可愛的！

Are you -- Are you all good? -Yeah, I'm great.

你還 -- 你還好嗎？ -是，我很好。

I love -- Yeah, that's fantastic.

我喜歡 -- 對，那真讚透了。

-That's good. Okay.

-這樣很好，好的。

So, next, for this next one,

那麼下一個，這一個。

I think we're gonna come around again.

我想我們又得移一下位置了。

We're gonna sit down here.

我們要坐這裡。

And I'm gonna grab a few pieces here for you of sweet potato.

我要給你幾塊地瓜。

-Mm-hmm. Oh, man.

-嗯。 -嗯，喔天啊。

-This next animal loves sweet potatoes,

-下一種動物喜歡地瓜。

so if you want to sit down... -Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, no.

所以如果你想坐下... -喔，好的，好的，喔不。

-...and then, you can put... [ Laughter ]

-...然後你可以把... [笑聲]

-I can see what's kind of coming.

-我能想像接下來會發生什麼事。

-You can put your legs out like this.

-你可以像這樣將腿伸直。

-Oh, gosh.

-喔，天啊。

-Now, you want to hold the sweet potato just here,

-然後這樣握住地瓜。

so they don't bite your fingers. -Oh, no.

以免牠們咬到你的手。 -喔不。

What do you mean they won't bite my fingers --

你說牠們不會咬我的手是什麼意思 --

hold it like this? -So, it'll -- it'll be good.

像這樣握住？ -所以 -- 會很順利的。

-I don't know. -It'll be good, I promise.

-我不知道。 -我保證會很順利的。

-What do I do with that? -You can grab that one, as well,

-我要怎麼做？ -你也可以抓那塊。

and you can feed them. -Oh, no.

然後就可以餵牠們。 -喔不。

-They love sweet potato. -All right.

-牠們喜歡地瓜。 -好的。

-All right, so, we've got Quill Smith and Quilly Nelson.

-好的，讓我們歡迎 Quill Smith 和 Quilly Nelson。

And you'll see their names in a second.

你馬上就會見到牠們本尊。

Come on in, guys.

進來吧，夥伴。

These are porcupine. -All righty.

牠們是豪豬。 -好的。

[ Laughter ] Good to see you.

[笑聲] 很開心見到你們。

-Hello. -Okay. What do I...

-哈囉。 -好的，我要如何...

-There you go. -Now, can I...

-給你。 -現在，我可以...

-Have a go at that.

-試試看。

So, now, these guys -- they're African --

現在這些傢伙 -- 牠們是非洲 --

[ Laughter ] He's curling up now.

[笑聲] 他正在蜷縮。

These are African crested porcupines,

牠們是非洲冕豪豬。

the largest rodent in the continent of Africa.

非洲陸地上最大的齧齒動物。

-Okay, this might be the most dangerous thing I've ever done.

-好的，這也許是我做過最危險的事情。

-And see those spines there? Yeah.

-看到這些刺了嗎？沒錯。

That's actually -- That's their defense mechanism.

那是牠們的 -- 那是牠們的防禦。

If a predator is gonna get them,

如果掠奪者抓到牠們。

they'll actually sink them right down into their skin.

牠們會將刺穿入牠們肌膚。

And that's -- that's how they avoid predators.

這是 -- 是牠們對付掠奪者的方式。

They're amazing. -All right, all right.

牠們好酷。 -好，好。

-How cool is that? -Does he want --

-太酷了啦！ -他是不是想要 --

Yeah, it's unbelievable. -And see how they're --

沒錯，難以置信 -看見牠們 --

That shaking there means they're a little bit --

抖動代表牠們有一點點 --

a little bit unhappy.

一點點不開心。

They're thinking, "Just what's going on?"

牠們在想：「發生什麼事了？」

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

But, see, once they've got that --

不過你看，一旦牠們得到 --

once they got the sweet potato, they're completely happy.

一旦牠們得到地瓜，牠們就超開心。

-They absolutely love it. -I can feel him eating it,

-牠們愛透了。 -我可以感受到牠在吃。

but I just... -That's great. How cool is that?

但我... -太棒了，太酷了對吧？

-Yeah, man. -Look at them go.

-是啊。 -看牠們走路。

-Well, I'm just happy that I had kids,

-嗯，我很開心我有小孩。

you know... -So cool. Here you go.

你知道... -好酷，給你。

-...when I -- when I... -Yeah. [ Laughs ]

-...當我 -- 當我... -對 [笑聲]

What do you think, eh? -...when I could.

你覺得呢，嗯？ -...我何時可以？

-Now, they'll get... [ Laughter ]

-然後他們會變...[笑聲]

...they'll get a lot bigger, too.

...牠們也會變大許多。

When they're full-grown,

等牠們完全成熟，

they could easily have a go at a lion.

牠們可以輕易和獅子對決。

If -- If -- If it's getting close,

如果 -- 如果 --如果牠靠近的話，

they'll just stab right in with those quills.

牠們會用這些刺穿透對方。