[Louder] [WAPISH] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!

[WAPISH] [Incoherent screaming]

Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier

And welcome to... How well do I know JackSepticEye?

I honestly have no idea

I just did the video where I was doing 'me quizzes'

And in the 'recommended' section, it was like

JackSepticEye buhlubuhlub [Blows raspberries]

I'm not used to calling him JackSepticEye

I'm just gonna call him Jack

Or Sean

Or I don't know

I'm about to pick his name

I don't know, do I even know his name?

I don't know

So anyway, I saw the quizzes in the suggested feed

And I went to myself and I was like

How well do I really know him?

I haven't looked up any supplementary information

I haven't gone to his Wiki

To try to find out anything about this

And uhh...

I kinda wanna see... How this goes...

Cuz I have no idea!

So anyway, "What's JackSepticEye's real name?"

'Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellburg'

Or Jack space Septic space Eye

What if he legally changed his name

to Jack-space-Septic-space-Eye

Oh, Mr. Eye?

Oh, call me Jack

I'm pretty sure...

Pretty sure-

Even though I still-I call him Jack all the time

Even when I'm seeing him in person,

I call him Jack,

and I'm trying to break the habit,

but it's so ingrained in my brain to call him Jack.

It's Sean.

His name is Sean.

Where is he from?

[Attempts Irish accent] Ireeeland

That's not Irish

"Oooireland"!

"Eeeeerland"!

Ooooiiilerr-

[Text-to-speech voice reads] "Ireland"

That doesn't sound right

How do you pronounce...

[Blows raspberry]

Eh-okay

[Man's voice] "Eireann"

What the fuck was that?

[Woman's voice] "Eireann"

[Imitates] "Eireann"

[Man's voice slowly] [Pronunciation sounds like "Asian"] "Eireann"

"Asian"?!

What you trying to say about me?!

[Woman's voice] "Eireann"

I don't know who to believe.

I don't know who to believe here.

I've got no guidance.

This is a bunch of bullshit.

Okay.

Apparently it's pronounced "Asian".

D-didn't know that one.

Ireland?

"Is he in a relationship? And if so, with who?"

Er, weh, er

[Laughs] with Pewdiepie

Now he is!

Se-septicPie will live on!

God, that is the worst ship name.

MarkSepticPie?

Is that the triple ship name?

No, it's the lovely Wiishu.

"Who gave him a shout-out to boost his subscribers?"

I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know

He just earned his subs by himself with no shout-out.

Well, I mean

This is the conundrum of a shoutout

Because a lot of people get 'shout-outs'

But it's all about the person's ability to retain the viewers

That really is their own work so

Even if he got subs from

A) Doing videos with PewDiePie

or B) Doing videos with me

It's still him keeping people on board

And that's all him, that's all the skill that he does

So in my opinion,

He earned the subs by himself.

He may have had a shoutout

But in my mind, that's probably irrelevant

"What's the ship name between Markiplier and JackSepticEye?"

There isn't any.

It doesn't exist.

There's none of it.

It doesn't exist.

"How many subscribers does he have of October 1st 2016?"

He just hit 13 million so at that point he probably had 12.-

He had 49 million!

30, 12.35

How old is he?

Ah he's a sweet baby boy -

He's a sweet baby boy of 26.

What a sweet baby boy!

Okay, fuck you!

Gah, you piece of shi-

I'm not gonna look it up, not gonna look it up!

Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a tiger by the toe if he - [Incoherent ranting]

Eh

"How many episodes of Happy Wheels has he had as of this date?"

Probably pretty damn high

But not quite 100 yet

"I hope you enjoyed all the quizzes!"

BAI

BAI

BOIII

BYE

BOIII

What did I- fuck!

Goddammit

I got a C, which is average

A passing grade!

I don't even know what I did wrong!

Probably the birthday!

And the last question

I don't know what I did

Oh yeah, I said there wasn't any

Well shit

Oh well

We're going to do

Start off, "What is Jack's real name?"

Ah, fuck you

What, Sean? Sean

Sean with a- why's the Sean got an accent on it?

Gahh-'Jackaboy Fischbach'

That doesn't make any goddamn sense

'Shaun Jack'

Shaun. Jack.

McLoughlin.

You know

Wait

You know

'Shaun Jack'

Shane...

ShaneSepticEye

You know how that works?

Shane...

Septic-

Ah fuck it

[Groans]

Niiice

You know, you know

You know, JackSepticEye

Wait, slightly green...

Shaaack-Jack, yanno?

JaaaackSepticEye here

You know?

You know what I-okay anyway

Sean William McLoughlin

"What was Jack's first video?"

'GMod with Markiplier'

His channel didn't start until that video!

There was nothing before that!

I'm willing to bet that because one of these things is not like the other...

It might have been a Solid Snake impression.

I don't know though...

Let me go to his channel...

This is the only one I'm gonna cheat on because if it IS a Solid Snake impression...

I wanna see it

Man okay, we're gonna dive; we're gonna dive in here

We're diving into the old

We're diving in

Oh!

Oh my god!

It is!

Oh no...

Oh no!

Oh yeah, oh hell yeah

[Video]"War... Has changed..."

[Markiplier giggling]

"It's no longer about nations..."

"Ideologies..." [Giggling continues]

"Or ethnicity..."

"It's an endless series of proxy battles."

"Fought by mercenaries and machines"

[Giggling continues]

- I feel bad for laughing, I feel really bad for laughing

But my God...

That is hilarious

I've never seen that

How does this only have 600 Thousand views!?

How does it only have 600 thousand?!

That should have MILLIONS of views!

My god!

That was amazing!

I mean no it wasn't but it was pretty good, you know?

I love that so much

And then-that's what I love

I love going back and being like,

I've never fucking seen any of this shit.

My God

Okay, alright, I'm not just gonna make this whole video watching his old videos,

because I would be embarrassing him,

and I'm sure he'd hate me for it, but it's okay.

'Cause I love that!

That's so cool!

I never knew that, I've never gone back and looked at these .

"You Don't Know Jack" as the review series

"Whatcha Playin' Jack?" oh my god

Everyone tweet at Jack and say

"You should bring back 'You Don't Know Jack'!"

So like I said, this is not gonna be about that

But I just had to know if that was a Solid Snake impression

And that was a solid Solid Snake impression

I like that, very much so.

"What's Jack's age?" Probably 26.

"How many subscribers?" October- I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

"What nationality is he?"

Korean... German...

American...

Where 's Solid Snake's from?

"What is Jack's longest series to date?"

Probably Happy Wheel- Noo

He probably has more Reading Your Comments than Happy Wheels.

I don't know if Vlogs could be considered a series.

But I'm pretty sure he has more Reading Your Comments than Happy Wheels

"What's Jack's favourite game?"

Definitely not Happy Wheels!

I believe it's Shadow of the Colossus but I'm not 100% sure about that one.

Who gave Jack's channel a shoutout?

Lord Mini- th

The one and only

Lord Minion

Seven Seven Seven!

On a dark and stormy day

About three years ago

descended from the Heavens

And looked upon Jack, straight in his eyes

And said...

[Gruff voice] "Jack!"

Oh fuck that's a bad Wade impression.

[Slightly higher] "Jack!"

noo

[Higher] "Jack!"

nooo

[Even higher] "Jack!"

That's better

"Jack, your content is good in my mind"

"I shall bless you with a shoutout!"

Sounded like Wade

If you do a side-by-side of me and Wade

Couldn't tell the difference probably

The wonderful Wade

Gave him a shoutout

"Where did the quote 'DETAINED!' come from?"

'Papers, please'?

"Where did the quote 'I will bring you the wrath of 1000 badger buttholes' come from?"

Errrrm, errrrrm, I'm assuming it's Slither.io

But maybe not...?

"What is Jack's outro?"

Oh it's as long as fuck

"Wellthatdoesitforthisepisodeifyoulikedit..."

"Ki-kick! Kick..!"

"Ki-ki-kick the like button"?

Maybe I could steal that...

I like kick...

Punch is overrated

You kick it in the face

That's assuming the like button is on the ground and you just

Huddled in a heap and you're repeatedly kicking it in the face

That's how much you should commit to the like button!

I feel like it's a punch in the like button and a kick in the dislike button

Kick him in his disliked button!

That's what'll really take him down!

[Gruff voice] War has changed

People started kicking in the dislike button

[Laughs] "Bye"

"Bye"

F-fucking "bye"

Just what if that's how every YouTuber ended the video

Just "Bye. Fuck."

I ah- I like punch.

Alright fine.