- Shut Up!

- 閉嘴!

- Hey Ian Ashley is coming over soon so don't embarest me again

- 嘿 伊恩 艾希莉快出來了 不要再讓我出糗了好嗎？

okay? - What kind of stupid name is Ashley?

誰會取"愛犀利"這種笨名字

- It's a pretty common name

- 這明明很菜市場名

- Yaeh maybe for like an eskimo or some weird russian drive

- 呀 也許她長得像愛斯基摩人或是俄羅斯怪咖司機

- What are you.. Are you naked?

- 你在說.. 你在遛鳥？

- No

- 沒

- Are you sure?

- 你確定嗎？

- Yaeh dude its like.. i forgot to wear my watch but its like

- 呀 我才.. 我忘記戴手錶了

3 in the afternon obvieusly i woundt be undressed at some point

我才不會在下午三點的時候把自己脫個精光咧

- All you have to do is look down and you'll see

- 你只要把頭往下看 你就看到了

- I'm not looking down.

- 我才不會把頭往下看

- Just look down!

- 快往下看！

- Okay, Anthony i'm not looking down because i'm not gonna fall

- 聽好 安東尼 我才不會往下看 因為我不想再度落入

for any of your lies and tricks again.

你的謊言和玩笑的陷阱裡

- Lies and tricks?

- 謊言和弄笑？

- Like that time when you said you bought non-fat milk

- 像有一次 你說你買了無脂牛奶

- it was non..

- 他真的是無..

- It was 2 procent! [fuck!] And when you said santa isn't real

- 明明就是2%低脂! [幹!] 而且你還說剩蛋老人不是真的

Ian: Santa?

Ian: 剩蛋老人？

- But he's not..

- 但他的確不是…

- [screaming] HE IS REAL I SAW HIM AT THE MALL!!!

- [吼叫] 他是真的 我在百貨公司有看到!!!

And you also lied when i asked you about those jeans!

而且你也在我問你關於牛仔褲的事情說謊!

Ian: Does these jeans make my butt look fat?

伊恩: 這件牛仔褲會不會讓我看起來像肥屁屁？

Anthony: [laughs] No, no they look great.. [laughs]

Anthony: [噗] 不會啊 它們很適合你.. [噗]

Ian: Thank you!

伊恩: 謝謝♥!

- See? you'r not to be trusted you are one big lieng sack of

- 看見沒? 你不值得被信任了 就像一袋滿滿的

shh.. shh.. DODOO!

噓.. 噓.. 米台木！

- You know what? fine!

- 你猜怎麼著？沒差！

- Hey are there any hot girls in here? Anthony why is it called

- 嗨 有沒有正妹在這裡啊 為什麼這遊戲要叫

"Call Of Duty Black Cops" there's no black cops anywhere!

"決勝時刻：黑色行動" 這裡面又沒有黑人條子

- Hah, how do you like it huh?

- 哈 你喜不喜歡"它"啊？哼

- [screams] Oh god! DUDE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

- [吼叫] 天啊！ 把衣服穿上！！

- You put on some clothes!

- 你才該把衣服穿上！

- I am wearing clothes!

- 我正穿著衣服

Ashley: Anthony?

Ashley: 安東尼?

- Ashley?

- Ashley?

Ashley: Oh, my god why are you naked?

Ashley: 喔 老天啊 為什麼你要遛鳥

- He's digusting isn't he? Come on Ashley lets get out of here!

- 我知道 他是不是很噁心？ 走吧 "愛死你" 離開這個傢伙

Ashley: Lets!

Ashley: 走吧!

- Beautiful name by the way

- 你的名字真是美麗

Ashley: Thanks like an eskimo Ian: I know already ladies first!

Ashley: 謝謝 雖然很像愛斯基摩人 Ian: 我懂 女士優先!

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一邊遛鳥 這樣想想真的是糟透啦！