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Oh God
God!!?
yes, and noTrump questions.
Okay,
I Have nothing else to ask you I
I can't believe I'm stuck in an elevator with God
Although I guess you are everywhere and in all places. No, you're thinking of Kevin Hart
HAH I know right? in every movie ,him in the rock.
Oh, I love the rock.
No No, I love the rock too- he's just he's just in a lot of stuff
You know his real name is Dwayne Johnson
Yeah, I know. We have Us Weekly on earth too- wait. Why Are you here? Shouldn't you be up in heaven?
There was an issue. a few angels came forward. I don't remember things exactly as they do, but I respect their experience
How do I get here??
Well, you had a couch attached to your back and you fell down the stairs and hit your head pretty hard
Am I in a leftovers? Is this a leftovers?
I don't know what that is.
It was an HBO show starring a bottle of hair-Dye
Man this thing is really stuck. Hey, can you use your god powers to get us out?
No, they don't really work in elevators kind of like a cell phone. I don't have a signal.
I have a cell phone
It's silver.
That's rad Peter.
I always dreamed of being stuck in an elevator with Tom Brady.
that makes two of us.
Can I ask you my Tom Brady questions?
I wouldn't deign to speak for Tom Brady understood understood
Hey the atheists go to hell no
How about people who say they are not religious?
But they are spiritual straight to hell to the boiler room of hell all the way down
Sometimes I pull them out just so they think everything is gonna be okay
But then I put him right back in good good. That makes me happy
Um God here's something you might be able to tell me. Will Taylor Swift and Katy Perry ever reconcile their differences
What are you looking for? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for the gay guy who can answer that one
Some people say we're just a computer simulation run by a highest species, is that true it is
My guy sucks want to trade guys for a little while oh
Never mind, I'll stick with this pile of crap. I already have
Alright, can you name every SNL actor? Alphabetically alphabetically by last name? Yes, and no feature players
Yeah, okay, Fred Armisen, Dan Aykroyd Morwenna banks, and then on Lovett's Norm Macdonald Gayle Mathias
Yeah, Mathias good pull Michael McKean mark McKinney Nancy walls Kristen Wiig and sasheer. Zamata Wow
Now do kids in the hall that was five guys. Peter named him. I can't
This reincarnation exists, it does as past human lives or his animals both
Oh if I been you were Henry the eighth's Wow. Let me finish
You were Henry the eighth guy to have sex with Rock Hudson at one of his pool parties. Ah
How many more shows is John Stamos gonna get zero good that's that's good
Are you Friel do you think I'm real Peter I
Like to believe there's something bigger than me out there keeping a watch out different people think different things
I'm kind of like a nanny cam the idea that I may exist is enough for some people to behave better
What I used to ask my mom what God was she would say god is love. I always liked that
That's nice Peter God and love are very similar concepts. They come from the same place Tatooine
Yeah, I always forget you're such a Star Wars guy
Man when are they gonna fix this elevator? It's not broken. I just haven't decided where it's going yet
What's amazing, it's like a luge what's a loach? Oh, hey, what's with all the questions? Yeah. You don't know leave it
What wait, hold on Am I?
Am I dead? Yes. Oh my god
Since you're now a ghost, would you like to do pottery while straddling present day to me more pass?
Yeah, I'm getting a lot of takers for that one. I feel like the bones in her back would hurt my tummy
And why am I really dead well if you weren't dead would you feel nothing when I do this
Ah, son of a bitch, you know what? That's right. It takes a day my bad. Sorry tomorrow
I do that you feel nothing, but trust me you're dead, but I can't be hold on. Give me a sec
I
Can't be dead. I have a family who needs me actually Peter from what I've seen
I think your family would be better off without you. What what do you mean?
Well, you're an inattentive husband and a terrible parent Oh says father of the year
Oh, please he played that for all it was worth. Why has thou forsaken me? You know what?
I did him a favor okay with it. There's a lot to unpack there, but come on God, you gotta give me another chance
I'll show you how good a husband and father I can be are you asking for a second chance I guess so
Huh? No one's ever done that
You know what you're on I'll give you one day to prove to me that your family is better off with you alive
I'll return you to your life before you were in a coma
Thanks, God. I know I can do it. I faced bigger challenges
like when I recorded that Russian language album
Vodka
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