HitGirl: Hit me. Kick-Ass: You're a 15 year old girl!

HitGirl：打我。海扁王：你'是個15歲的女孩!

Kick-Ass: What the hell?! HitGirl: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch!

海扁王：什麼鬼？HitGirl：像一個婊子，得到的耳光像一個婊子！

Kick-Ass: Oh god...

海扁王哦，天啊...

HitGirl: Take your tampon out Dave. News Reporter: They may wear costumes...

HitGirl: Take your tampon out Dave.新聞記者：他們可能會穿著服裝......

But it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes.

但這不是萬聖節。他們是現實生活中的超級英雄。

Kick-Ass: Me and Hitgirl are training everyday.

"海扁王"，我和Hitgirl每天都在訓練我和Hitgirl每天都在訓練

They're were more and more people joining us everyday

他們每天都有越來越多的人加入我們的行列。

Colonel Stars: Colonel Stars and Stripes reporting to duty.

星條旗上校。星條旗上校報到。

:: Colonel Stars & Stripes beating a bouncer with bat ::

::* Colonel Stars &Stripes用球棒毆打一名保鏢；

Colonel Stars: Try to have fun.

上校的星星。儘量玩得開心點

Otherwise, what's the point? Kick-Ass: A world full of superheroes.

否則，有什麼意義？海扁王》。一個充滿超級英雄的世界

The Mother Fucker: Wait till they get a load of me.

那個混蛋等到他們來找我的麻煩

I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my dad.

我要讓海扁王為他對我爸的所作所為付出代價。

Henceforth I will be know as...

從此以後，我將被稱為... ...

... The Mother Fucker.

...那個混蛋

I'm building an evil army.

我正在建立一支邪惡的軍隊。

Kick-Ass: Who is this guy? Battle Guy: He's trying to be the world's first real super-villain.

海扁王：這傢伙是誰？他想成為世界上第一個真正的超級大反派。

Kick-Ass: What an asshole. Police Chief: We're putting an end to this costume freak!

海扁王：真是個混蛋。警察局長：我們正在把一個結束 這個服裝怪胎！

If you're wearing a mask, you're getting the tank!

如果你戴著面具，你就會得到坦克!

Old Man: Promise me that you will never put on that outfit again.

老頭子答應我，你永遠不會穿上那件衣服了。

HitGirl: Kick-Ass isn't a costume. It's who you really are.

海扁王不是服裝。它是你真正的身份。

:: THIS SUMMER (2013) :: HitGirl: My dad made me promise to never stop defending this city.

::THIS SUMMER (2013) :: HitGirl:我爸爸讓我保證永遠不會停止保衛這個城市。

I'm prepared for anything. Kick-Ass: We've gotta make this right.

我已經做好了一切準備海扁王：我們得把事情做好。

Battle Guy: The anticipation is killing me.

戰鬥小子期待的心情讓我很難受

Colonel Stars: What's the worry!

星辰上校。有什麼好擔心的！

Kick-Ass: There's no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes.

海扁王：沒有穿西裝的小混混的空間。只有真正的英雄。

...who can really kick ass

......誰能真正踢到屁股

HitGirl: Game on cocksuckers!

HitGirl：遊戲中的口交者!

:: Hit Girl going to work on some baddies ::

::* "女殺手 "要去對付一些壞蛋。

:: Aaron Taylor-Johnson :: :: Christopher Mintz-Plasse :: :: Chloe Grace Moretz:: :: And Jim Carrey ::

::* Aaron Taylor-Johnson * *:克里斯托弗-明茨-普拉斯:::克洛伊-格蕾絲-莫瑞茲:::。* Chloe Grace Moretz: *:* And Jim Carrey ::

Bad Guy: Who the hell are you? Colonel Stars: We're the good guys. Bad Guys: You're the dead guys.

壞傢伙你到底是誰？星辰上校："我們是好人我們是好人壞人：你們'是死人。

Colonel Stars: AHA YEAA There's a dog on your balls.

上校星。有一隻狗在你的球上。

:: KICK-ASS 2 ::

* KICK-ASS 2：

:: Coming Soon ::

::即將到來 ::