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  • So I'm playing Stardew Valley at 60fps

  • Errrm

  • Pretty phenom graphs

  • Eerr so let's err let's check it out

  • [like a total legend]

  • INSANELY INTENSE MUSIC

  • FOLLOWED BY MORE INTENSE MUSIC

  • MUSIC RISES IN INTENSITY THOUGH WE DIDN'T THINK THAT POSSIBLE

  • MUSICAL CRESCENDO THAT'S MORE INTENSE THAN THE LAST BITS OF INTENSE MUSIC

  • SORT OF QUIETER ENDING (BUT WE KNOW HOW INTENSE IT CAN GE.)

  • Why doesn't he just unseal it?

  • Ooh. Good throw old man

  • Why is my grandfather Father Christmas?

  • Also why have you got a samurai sword?

  • Okay

  • I'm bored. No okay

  • ""feel crushed by the burden of modern life" I feel that already, mate.

  • that's literally right now

  • yeah

  • I mean that happened a a number of years ago.

  • Can't I, well then I just need to open it right now.

  • I wish ... Why doesn't..? I'm going to do this to my grands...

  • .. if I have .. I mean I haven't got grandchildren

  • There are a series of steps that need to happen before I have grandchildren

  • Oh dear.

  • This doesn't look good does it.

  • There I am!

  • Just kept it there all the time. No files or anything.

  • I wonder...I question how well I'm doing the jo.... oh I need to o... I need to pick it up

  • (Superb impression of grandpa's voice): "If you're reading this you must be in dire need of a change."

  • Yeah that's wh.. I mean yeah.

  • "The same thing happened to me long ago."

  • "I'd lost sight of what mattered most in life"

  • "Real connections with other people and nature"

  • It's quite ironic that I'm reading this in a computer game ...

  • that I'm playing

  • because I'm ... I've lost sight of what matters most.

  • " move to the place I truly belong"

  • Florida.

  • "The deed to that place ... my pride and joy Jam Jam. Jam Farm Farm"

  • We really shouldn't have called it that.

  • We should have thought more.

  • Jam Farm Farm

  • "It's located in Stardew Valley" This sounds perfect.

  • "on the southern coast"

  • Why didn't you tell me this earlier?

  • Why didn't you tell me the moment ... Then I wouldn't have wasted thirty years of my life

  • in this dead-end job

  • "If Lewis is still alive say hi to the old guy for me."

  • I mean .. shouldn't ..

  • Alright. Whatever man.

  • And I'm on the bus going to .. Surely I should have like a horse or something.

  • And I'm awake.

  • Look at this place. Ooh what's that?

  • Ah thanks mate. 15 parsnip seeds.

  • This is in significant disrepair

  • Taking care of business that's what I'm doing

  • Be gone weeds!

  • Unless they're ... they could actually be vegetables which I'm just now ...

  • I wouldn't know to be honest.

  • I don't even like parsnips

  • There we go.

  • Robyn's gonna be well impressed when she sees this.

  • Just chopped down a tree.

  • No big deal

  • I mean no one really likes parsnips.

  • When I plant.

  • I always just hold them above my head and I throw them on the ground.

  • Nailing that.

  • That.

  • I did not mean to give that much water.

  • Shall we go into the town?

  • What am I supposed to do?

  • This is all quite pricey mate.

  • Why do you s..

  • "I sell cherry saplings, apricot saplings and flooring"

  • COME ON!

  • I need a drink.

  • I'll be the first person in there

  • The moment it turns 12 I'm walking into the Stardrop Saloon.

  • Alright gimme a beer.

  • And maybe some spaghetti.

  • No that's ...

  • Oh my god

  • Did I?

  • I just spent four hundred ....

  • whatever they are

  • on a beer.

  • Who are you, weirdo?

  • It's fine, that's fine, that sounds legitimate.

  • But the fact that you're standing alone in the middle of a field makes me question ...

  • I'm going to need to see some some qualifications.

  • This is where I'll bring the people when I want to kill them.

  • I mean

  • Is this a good present?

  • It's basically a whole lot of hassle isn't it.

  • Didn't tell me about this did you Grandpa?

  • It's like giving someone a piece of Ikea furniture they have to build themselves.

  • That's not a present.

  • I can't be bothered I'm just going back to bed.

  • Just walk straight out of bed guys.

  • That's how I always do it.

  • Ooh. I have a letter.

  • Could you have made your letter any more unnerving, Willy?

  • "Hello there. Just got back from a fishing trip."

  • Don't care.

  • "You should come down to the beach some time."

  • "I've got something for ya."

  • "Willy"

  • Is there not a way to automate this?

  • Maybe if I went back to work in that cubicle I could work out a way ....

  • Maybe there are people who work out ways to automate this.

  • Oh let's fill up my watering can.

  • By apparently pouring water.

  • The daily grind continues.

  • How.. I'll tell you what that cubicle is beginning to look verrrry verrrrrryyy ni.....

  • Why did I not know about this farm growing up if that was his favourite thing?

  • What made Grandpa leave the farm? That's what I wanna know.

  • Why has my ... why has my farm got a theme tune?

  • playing from some hidden speakers.

  • It's like Disneyland

  • ... but with more

  • labour

  • It's 8:30am.

  • I've just watered a rock.

  • I'm done. I'm so done.

  • 3:10pm. Yes, I'm going to sleep. Wouldn't be for the first time.

  • Grandpa's going to be so happy ...

  • He didn't .. he didn't look well did he.

  • This farm is incongruously big.

  • bit harsh isn't it.

  • To be honest, this is as monotonous as the life I was leading in the cubicle at work so

  • What is the .. I suppose what is the difference?

  • Do I just get to see stuff grow?

  • There's something nice about seeing a a massive merger grow out of nothing.

  • Or a big ....

  • I don't know enough about business to even make that joke.

  • "To our valued JojaMart customers" Those are the company I was working for!

  • "Our team members have removed the landslide caused by ... " well

  • that's nice.

  • But they did do the drilling operation so ...

  • What's this telling me?

  • Flower dance?

  • Egg festival.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Yes I've been drinking. What of it?

  • That's almost paid for my lager.

  • I'm going to bed.

  • Sleepy time.

  • NEXT WEEK ON GAMEBALLS

  • I'm the only guy who's messing this town up.

  • "What do you want? Leave me alone."

  • I'm going to give you a sweet pea, Shane.

  • "This is great! Thanks!"

  • See, that's all it takes!

  • I didn't bring anything for the potluck!

  • We're gonna make so much money.

  • But that's not the point.

  • The point is ..

  • .to feed the people

  • By making money.

So I'm playing Stardew Valley at 60fps

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GameBalls - Stardew Valley - 第1集 (GameBalls - Stardew Valley - Episode 1)

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    阿明 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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