I'll read that again. For the occasion...

我再讀一遍。為了這個場合...

Like this. I want to make sure I keep up the traditions of being a best man.

像這樣我想確保我保持了作為一個伴郎的傳統。

I need to get the groom to the church on time, tick.

我需要把新郎準時送到教堂，嘀。

I need to remember the rings. Did that.

我需要記住戒指。做到了

And I need to have sex with the bridesmaid.

而且我需要和伴娘做愛。

To be fair.. I... maybe when they're older.

說句公道話我... 也許等他們長大了再說吧。

Happy ten day anniversary.

十天紀念日快樂。

- What is it? - I saw you looking at it online.

- 什麼事？- 我在網上看到你在看。

Two Asian lesbians and a man who looks like a fat Jesus?

兩個亞洲女同性戀者和一個長得像胖耶穌的男人？

I thought I got it made.

我想我已經做好了。

You married a doctor?

你嫁給了一個醫生？

First word...

第一個字...

red, enfant! sick!

紅色，孩子！

Lazy, stupid, disappointment.

懶惰，愚蠢，失望。

That was 9 months ago, and it's just something in our marriage

那是9個月前的事了，這只是我們婚姻中的一些事情。

- that hasn't quite .. clicked.. - Gelled

- 這還沒有完全......點擊。

You realize you've married beneath yourself.

你意識到你已經嫁給了自己的下面。

Could be with someome better looking

可以和一些更好的人在一起

- better body. - No.

- 更好的身體。- ぃ

All right, so were they terrible sexual problems?

好吧，那麼他們的性問題很嚴重嗎？

Chloe's lovely, I don't know how you let her slip away.

克洛伊很可愛，我不知道你是怎麼讓她溜走的。

No, she's too nice, she's too perfect.

不，她太漂亮了，她太完美了。

Holy, shit!

天啊，該死！

Guy, right?

蓋伊，對嗎？

He's just your type, really.

他就是你喜歡的類型，真的。

You're my type. I don't really go for good looking

你是我喜歡的類型。我不太喜歡好看的人

I need to be with you Nat'.

我需要和你在一起納特'。

I'm sorry but that dove is getting awfully close to the ceiling fan.

對不起，但那隻鴿子離吊扇越來越近了。

I'm not giving up. The minute I met you, I've thought of nothing else.

我不會放棄的從遇見你的那一刻起，我就什麼都不想了。

- Nat's kind, boring, warm... - Put the radiator on if you want warm.

- 納特的善良，無聊，溫暖... ...- 如果你想暖和的話，就把暖氣片打開。

- ... good with kids - So was Michael Jackson.

- ...善於和孩子們相處，邁克爾-傑克遜也是如此。

It's a shame that they can't put your brain in her body.

可惜他們不能把你的大腦放在她的身體裡。

Amazing.

驚人的。

You'd be left with her brain in your body, imagine that.

你'會和她的大腦留在你的身體裡，想象一下。

It's like Frankenstein, but with like boobs!

這就像科學怪人，但有喜歡的胸部!

Nah. Joking. I'd do you.

沒有。Nah. Joking.我做你。

I may literally never see another penis again.

我可能真的再也見不到別的陰莖了。

In all fairness, you've probably seen enough to getting on with that.

平心而論，你'可能已經看夠了，要繼續下去。

I'm not calling you a whore, but I also am.

我'不是說你是妓女，但我也是。

Digital photo frame!

數碼相框!

We've got a camera, we'll have to try that.

我們'有相機，我們'得試試。

So that's Morocco, that's our hotel,

所以，那是摩洛哥，那是我們的酒店。

and that's...

而這...

Oh, that's doggy style.

哦，那是狗的風格。

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