So i make a party to promote it! Can you smell it?

所以才舉辦一個派對來宣傳它的功能！聞不聞到它的味道？

... very funny "plastic" smell!

很利害的「膠」味道！

Uncle Sam! Faster faster! drop, drop, drop, drop!!

是三叔！快些快些！插水！插水！插水！YEAH!

Plastic, actually is not bad!

「膠」，也有「膠」的好處！

Ar ha ...

Ar ha ...

(The telephone rings) react, react, react!

（電話響）反應啊！反應啊！反應啊！

(Phone) Bad boy, you don't pick up the phone!

（電話）衰仔，你常常也不聽電話！

Finally, you answer your call, after 10 miss calls! Congratulations!

你十次終於有一次聽到電話了，恭喜恭喜！

Come on, I want to demonstrate the S-beam!

快些站好，我要示範 S-beam 了！

The color is weird! Shuts! Watch it!

影出來的顏色很怪！ 不要理！快快看！

S-Beam! ! I know that you can only use it within the same brand.

S-Beam！！我知道，要相同牌子的手機才能使用。

Right! Even another Android phone cannot use the function!

對！就算是另一款的 Android 機也不能使用！

Look at the Idiot, he thinks he can fly, eventually, he drops!

看看那個傻仔，以為自己會飛，最終又不是插水！

What is your "great" plan?

下次還會推出什麼「膠」東西？

I will launch a harder plastic in next version!

推出，更硬的「膠」！

It claim it has 16G storage, but less than 8G storage left for users.

有些電話明明說是有 16G，但原來空位連 8G 也沒有。

They have reasons...

有原因的！

The reason is, they think we were idiots!

原因就是當我們是笨蛋！

How to use that function? Sweep left, or right?

究竟，掃來掃去是怎樣控制的？

Forget it, a gimmick only!

算了吧，只是綽頭吧了。

Uncle Sam has a message for you.

三叔有訊息。

Wait a minute ... a minute, a minute, a minute, a minute ...

等一等... 很快，很快，很快，很快...

Sun oil will hurt the phone? how's Uncle Sam?

這部機不能碰太陽油的嗎？三叔怎樣了？

He said that he need thousands of fake Facebook account to write fake reviews!

他說今次要找十萬、八萬個打手！

Him... no way!

不是他吧？

Any other selling point?

還有什麼賣點？

It can be the remote control, look!

它可以做遙控，看！

What? I need to buy a new TV?

不是吧？要買新電視？

We should change all products to this brand... so good!!

全屋也應該換上這個品牌的產品！

Do they have remote control toilet? I want to shit now!

有沒有遙控馬桶？我想大便！

Uncle Sam!

三叔又來了！

You ask for something better than "plastic", they can just give you another piece of "plastic"!

真是沒有最「膠」，只有更「膠」！

The Next "Plastic" is Here!

下一部「膠」東西，就在這裡！