Japan is the country with the best people in the world

Because they don't only celebrate THEIR holidays

They celebrate OUR holidays

We love Japanese festivals

And festivals from other countries

How can we get the best of both worlds

Double presents!

No Christmas cheer like we've got here

In any other land

It's Santa AND it's samurai

Christmas in Japan

Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake

As we all understand

And we're not going home this year for

Christmas in Japan

The Japanese know like they do back home

Of the profits to be had

Christmas trees are seen well before Halloween at

Christmas in Japan

The 24th is the day for fun and play

For those who book their plans

And you know by the yells from the Love Hotels

That it's Christmas in Japan

No Christmas cheer like we've got here

In any other land

That snowman's made of mochi rice

Christmas in Japan

Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake

As we all understand

And Emily's in a Santa hat

Christmas in Japan

He won't be home for Christmas

He lost his job and the money to fly

It was considered rude when I spewed my food

On the boss at the bonenkai

The Christmas number 1 this year

Is the same as the last ten

I will kill myself if I hear

George Micheal sing that song again....

No Christmas cheer like we've got here

In any other land

That Christmas tree's made of sushi

Christmas in Japan

Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake

As we all understand

They're called Christmas lights, not illumination

Christmas in Japan

It ain't right that the stereotype

Always gets laid on me man

Cause they would die with no Kentucky Fried

at Christmas in Japan

Christmas day is a busy day

for that day we should work

but the real party is the Emperor's birthday

on the 23rd

No Christmas cheer like we've got here

In any other land

I hear Rudolph summers at a temple near Nara

Christmas in Japan

Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake

As we all understand

And no one even notices

Christmas in Pakistan...

No Christmas cheer like we've got here

In any other land

Who needs egg nog, I got hot sake

Christmas in Japan

Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake

As we all understand

And we're not going home this year for

Christmas in Japan