Name: 擺脫它 (Getting Over It)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:00:22.000Z
Duration: 7 min 3 s

Hey guys, it's me, videogamehippopotamus.

嗨大家好  我是videogamehippopotamus

Today, I'm playing a new game called
"Getting Over It with Dick Urkel."

今天,我要玩一個新的遊戲叫做
"Getting Over It with Dick Urkel."

Now the question is who is Dick Urkel? 
Is it the man or the hammer?

問題來了,到底誰是Dick Urkel? 是一個人呢?還是一個鐵槌?

I am noticing that these controls were forged inside of a dumpster out of uh... old chicken bones.

我發現設計出這樣操作方式的人是...外層包覆著拾荒者的老掉雞骨頭

Get up the tree, you cock smoker. Come on.

爬上這棵樹,你這個吸屌人. 拜託.

This is gonna be one of those games where the fucking guy talks over the whole time, isn't it?

這就是他媽一個男人整場講幹話的遊戲

hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!我成功了寶貝! whoooooo

The controls are kinda like, you know, riding a bike.

這樣的控制就像說...你知道的, 就像是騎腳踏車

一旦你學會怎麼騎,你就永遠不會忘

Except like in the-
In this situation, the bike...

啊....有人刺破了你腳踏車的輪胎

...and then they ripped the handlebars off and replaced it with fucking spikes...

然後把手把拔掉,替換成他媽牆頭釘

...they bent all the wheels up. The metal in the wheels.
They bent them all up and uh...

打彎你的輪圈.就是支撐輪胎的那些金屬.弄彎他們後....呃

This is stupid. *GASP* 
Wait, wait, is it stupid? Is it?

這個真的智障. 等,等,是不是很白癡? 是不是?

Yeah, it's really stupid. It's a really stupid game.

對,這真的非常白癡.是非常白癡的遊戲

The trick is to stay calm while you're playing this.
That's the real key.

玩這個遊戲的技巧就是要冷靜. 這是非常重要的訣竅

See, I'm gonna- See, I'm swinging on the-

你看,我要..你看,我要划上這個....

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我....我成功了!

哈哈哈哈哈哈 我克服這個小小小滑板

Ha ha, I- I made it up the little panel...

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你~~~幹你這遊戲

我永遠不會破這個遊戲了.永遠....

你看這個技巧....這個技巧就是你必須使用.呃....

呃....就是利用我身上桶子的離心力...呃...

See, the trick... The trick is you have to use the uh...

你知道的,就只是個科學....當你在想這個的時候.

The uh... Centrifugal force from the uh...
The bucket to um...

You know, it's just science...when you think about it.

[學Dick Urkel的Dunkey]"當我在設計這個遊戲"

[學Dick Urkel的Dunkey]"我要讓這個遊戲弄得越糞越好"

[Dunkey as Dick Urkel]: "WHEN I WAS DEVELOPING THE GAME"

[學Dick Urkel的Dunkey]"這樣的話,就沒有人能夠過關了"

[Dunkey as Dick Urkel]: "I MADE SURE TO MAKE THE GAME AS SHITTY AS POSSIBLE."

[學Dick Urkel的Dunkey]"因為,我就是他媽屁眼"

[Dunkey as Dick Urkel]: "THAT WAY, NOBODY COULD EVER BEAT IT."

[Dunkey as Dick Urkel]: "'CAUSE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE."

[學Dick Urkel的Dunkey]"玩家在遊玩的時候會一直~~的生氣"

[Dunkey as Dick Urkel]: "MY NAME'S DICK URKEL."

[學Dick Urkel的Dunkey]"因為他們他媽正吸著這整個完整的臭屌"

[Dunkey as Dick Urkel]: "THE PLAYER IS CONSTANTLY ANGRY AT THE CONTROLS"

[Dunkey as Dick Urkel]: "BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCK COMPLETE DICK."

[Normal Dunkey]: They suck complete dick!

刪掉這些東西然後 寫上這個
(the gameplay is asshole 這遊戲是屁眼)

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喔喔~喔!!!屋喔!!!

and delete the whole thing and write this instead.

要把這個遊戲玩得好 就是要打敗他媽這個男人

讓他死於這隻鐵鎚.這男人不斷的講話

The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy

to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking.

喔, 我越來越好了.我越來越好了

喔我的天! 喔我的.. 這是我有史以來我到過最遠的地方

Oh. I'm getting better. I'm getting better.

Oh my god. Oh my g-
This is farther than I've ever been.

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