I would have been better off getting her that bear trap.

-Oh, you mean that sweet hat?

-Red, come on!

-Be very careful with that dynamite.

It's going to the ExplosionFactory.

-Ahhh!

-Huh.

Holy crap, we made it.

And we're floating away!

-What you talkin' about?

-I mean, the tides are carrying us out to sea!

-Aw, yea!

Bermuda Triangle, here we come!

-Well, what are we going to do?

-I don't know.

But hey, at least we got sushi.

-Ah!

-See ya, Japan!

You stink crazy!

Row boat trip!

Woo!

-Would you shut up?

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we're in some deep

shit.

-Uh, I think it's called a rowboat.

-That isn't funny!

We're stuck in the middle of theocean with only the hilt

of this stupid sword and now we're going to die out here

and I'm going to miss Pink's birthday!

-I don't know why you're doing all this crazy

stuff for her any way.

Who cares?

She's just a girl!

-Well, I love her, okay.

That's why!

-What does that mean?

-Wait, you really don't know what love means?

Course you don't.

It's this feeling you get when you see someone.

Deep down inside of you your heart starts pumping and you

just feel happy all over.

It's the strongest most wonderful feeling you can have

for someone.

-So you mean a boner?

-No!

-Dude, I'm in love all day.

-You are such an idiot!

-I wouldn't do all this for a boner.

I'd just go online and lookup pictures of your mom.

-Shut up!

I'm doing this because I think she's in love with me too.

-No way, man.

She likes me.

-What?

-Yeah, dude.

She's always giving me those dirty looks.

Mm.

-Because she hates you!

Red, not every girl in the world thinks

you're cool, hot shit.

-Yeah they do.

Why do you think I beat up all those bullies back in

kindergarten?

-To save my life.

-What?

No.

Dude, I was trying to impress all those chicks.

-What?

-Yeah, worked pretty good too.

-You've beaten me up, embarrassed me, screwed my

ex-girlfriends, crapped in my bed, stolen my shit, eaten my

food and taken my money for years!

I stayed friends with you this whole time because for some

reason I actually thoughtyou were my friend too!

-Wow, you must feel pretty stupid.

-Fuck you!

Ahh!

You're such an asshole!

I can't believe you let me think we

were actually friends!

-Well maybe I'd be friends with you if you weren't such a

god damn loser all the time!

-I'm a loser?

I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet!

-That was one time!

You're just racist against elephants!

-I can't believe I stuck by your side

for 20 god damn years!

I'm not your friend anymore!

-Good!

I'm not yours!

-Great.

-Awesome!

-Good.

-I'm glad.