But pEwDs, i th0uGhT 'cHu weR3 a gAemin' cHanNel!

"Pewds 我以為你的頻道是遊戲頻道?"

c'mon pEwdS! pL4y s0mE gAem, m8!

"快點 Pewds 玩點遊戲啊!"

*heavy breathe* wHy hAevn'T y0u sUd0ku aLrEadY?

"你為什麼不玩數獨啊?"

*all together* PLAY MOAR GAMES!1!!1

"快玩遊戲! 我想看你玩遊戲!"

- I WANT TO SEE MOAR GAMES, PLEASE! - PLEASE! PLAY MOAR GAMES!!!

"玩遊戲!"

*unintelligible gibberish*

好啦知道了!

OKAY, FINE!1!!1

我來玩遊戲!

I'll play games!

我會完全宇宙中最他媽好玩的遊戲!

I'll play the best goddamn game

我當然是在說

there is, and the entire universe!

我當然是在說

I'm talking, of course, about...

《少女與戰車 戰車夢幻大會戰》!

*dat intensify*

掃女與贊車 讚車悶壞大壞讚

- I'm talking, of course, about... - I'm talking, of course, about...

必殺!!殺人接球!!

*da moar intensify*

00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,420 [要跳過故事嗎?]

- Ga-ru-su und Pan-za ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[跳過]

Do-rim Tanku Mat-chi ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

喔哇嗚! 各位你們看啊!

gArUsU und PaNza, DaRim TaNkU MaTcHi (･_･)

幹! 該死的!

*wat anime?* *sauce plz* :v (it's Girls und Panzer actually)

可以讓我玩了嗎? 終於啊

00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,560 Oh wow!

是時候殺光 所有的

Look at that, everyone.

那是什麼

What-- Dammit! Can I play?!

[戰爭的目的已改變]

Here we go.

打到了 好玩又可愛的動漫遊戲 一個沒人能

It's time to kill

老天爺! 這什麼鬼遊戲?!

all the--

哈哈哈哈哈

What da hell is dat?

喔終於有個好遊戲啦各位～

War has changed

喔天 喔天 我卡住了 我卡住了 修復

There you go.

終於啊!

A nice, little, cute animu gaems

(前五名可愛的動漫少女)

where no one gets--

我的天啊 那是共產黨的標誌嗎?

Jesus!

我是俄羅斯人嗎?

Why is dis a game?

我是蘇聯的人嗎?

HAHAHAHAHaha...

我的天啊 請播俄羅斯的國歌

Oh!

[光榮啊，我們自由的祖國]

Finally, a good game, everyone!

開火!!!!!

Oh god x2

為了我們的國家奮戰!

I'm stuck x2

殺光你們這些骯髒的動漫資本主義混蛋

Repair--

接招吧!

*Sniped*

耶啊啊啊啊啊～

There ya go!

得小心炸彈什麼的啊

*myanimelist.net/profile/pewdie* ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

喔 不不不 不不不 不不不

*KABOOM!* *GAME OVER*

可惡!

OMG!

我們來抄捷徑

is that a communist sign?

不!!! 真的假 不!!!!!!!

am I russian? *yea~ you are, blyat*

我有神的力量 還有動漫女孩的加持!!!

am i USSR? *yes, you are, blyat!*

加油啊!!!

omg, queue the russian anthem, please.

不! 不! 不! 不! 不!

*anthem starts*

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

Pewds: "Soiuz nerushimyj...

[戰爭]

*he's trying, at least :D*

[戰爭的目的永不改變]

¡F I R E!

[跳過故事]

*anthem continues*

終於有個遊戲 沒有瓦解戰爭的恐怖

FOR OUR COUNTRY! [anthem continues]

沒有把戰鬥中不堪入目的過程光榮化

You filthy capitalist anime scumbags!

終於有個遊戲放入最真實的泰迪熊

*YEs, ma'am*

打爆還可以賺積分

¡T A K E!

[戰爭的目的已改變]

¡T H I S!

等等 這什麼?

*Pewd's battle cry*

我們在扮演斯拉夫人嗎? 動漫斯拉夫人? 真假?

Just gotta watch out for bombs and stuff.

我們穿著運動服

Oh! no x9

斯拉夫人來囉!! CYKA BLYAT!!!

*kaboom*

耶啊!!!哈哈哈!

DAMMIT--!

真好奇有沒有瑞典的坦克車

*real focus (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)*

噢沒錯 我們瑞典人都是孬種

*dem driving man (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)!*

窩喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔

Let's do a shortcut.

欸欸欸欸欸

*wee*

我的天啊!!! 就是現在!!!!

NO!! ARE YOU-- NO! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 哈哈哈哈

wE hEff dA p0wEr 0f g0D!

你知道 這遊戲真的讓你覺得

aNd aNimU on mY SidE!

如果戰爭都是充滿動漫少女

*boom*

那麼戰爭也沒那麼糟糕了啊

C'm0n, mAn!

喔 這是德軍嗎?

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

我是德軍嗎?

*ZERO DEFF* aAaaAAAGggGhhHHHH *ZERO DEFF*

我想我是沒錯

War...

太好了

00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:03,440 *instant replay!!*

太棒了 請播德國的國歌謝謝

Finally, a game that doesn't undermind the terror of war

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*yeah yeah* :v

that doesn't glori-- glorify the horrible things

that goes on in battle.

Finally, a game with realistic teddy bears :P

and you can shoot them for extra point. *make sense*

War... has changed...

*okay .__.*

Wait, who is this? *This is Mika, Pewds*

am i playing as a slav? *No Pewds, she's Finnish*

an anime slav, really? *No, I said it already, Finnish*

They're wearing tracksuits

The Slaves are here! *Fins*

Cyka!

B L Y A T!

YEAHAHAHA~

*foreign slav confirmed*

Wonder if there's any Swedish tank-- oh, that's right

we are bunch of pussies

*LOL*

*wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh*

*pew*

ACE'd, GIRL! OH MY GOD!! HERE IT COMES!!

UUGGRRAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Man, you know

this game really makes me think

if war was just filled with animu grillz

well then war wouldn't be that bad. *good thoughts, pewds. real good*

Oh, those are the german's... (Oh no...)

Am I the Germans?

I think I am. (Poor poodsiepie ;_;)

Great...

Fantastic...

Queue the german anthem, please...

*Oops*

- Full CC by me :P -