Uh oh. Oh!

喔哦，哦！

♪ (upbeat intro) ♪

(輕快的前奏)

(FBE) Today, we have a challenge for you.

(Fine Brothers Entertainment) 今天要給你們個挑戰

Oh, I like that!

哦，我喜歡！

You know what? I haven't had a challenge in a while and I'm pretty excited,

你知道嗎？我有好一陣子沒有接受挑戰了，然後現在覺得很興奮

because we've been putting out some fire challenges lately.

因為最近本頻道製作了不少超棒的挑戰

(FBE) So, guess what. You're gonna be watching a series of videos

(FBE) 你將會看一系列的影片

and the challenge is you can't smile or laugh while watching.

然後挑戰是，觀看時你不能微笑或大笑

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

This is one of my favorite challenges, but I lose every time.

這是我最愛的挑戰之一，但我每次都會輸

This is gonna be hard. I haven't done this in a long time.

這超難的，我好長一段時間沒有參加這個挑戰了

This is my first time doing one of these.

這是我第一次接受這個挑戰

So, hopefully, I do good.

所以希望我能做得不錯

I have the bar raised really high for myself.

我給自己設定很高的標準

I used to be really good at them and I'd get really far

我曾經很厲害過，可以忍住很久

and I think with age, I've gotten sillier

但隨著年紀增長，我越變越蠢

and I just lose so quickly.

結果現在很快就會輸了

(FBE) So as you know, these videos were chosen

(FBE) 如你所知，這些影片都是經由

by fans from all over the world who think their submissions

全世界的粉絲挑選的，他們認為這些影片

will make you lose. - See, the ones from the fans

能夠讓你笑出來 - 粉絲選的影片

are always the funniest, because they know what's on trend,

永遠是最好笑的，因為他們知道現在最火紅的是什麼

they know what's hilarious, and of course,

他們知道什麼東西令人發笑，然後當然

I'm gonna find it funny.

我也會真的覺得很好笑

Thank you and I'm probably gonna get out,

謝謝你們，而我應該很有可能會出局

so you probably did a good job.

所以代表你們選得不錯

Try me. Let's go.

來啊，來吧

Let's do this.

就這麼辦

I honestly don't have much confidence in myself,

老實說，我對自己真的沒什麼信心

but I'm going to try my best.

但我會盡全力的

(FBE) So, you ready for this? - My heart is beating already.

(FBE) 準備好了嗎？ - 我現在心跳好快

(Attenborough) What bird has the most elaborate...

(Attenborough) 什麼鳥有這世上最精巧的...

Is that a peacock?

那是孔雀嗎？

(Attenborough) the most complex, the most beautiful song in the world?

(Attenborough) 最複雜、最美麗的歌曲

I have a feeling there's probably

我有個預感可能會有個

gonna be a voice-over.

畫外音出現

Okay, this is gonna be a meme. I feel it.

好，這肯定是個網路梗，我感覺到了

(Attenborough) He sings the most complex song he can manage.

(Attenborough) 他唱著他所能駕馭的最複雜的歌曲

(Big Shaq) ♪ Two plus two is four, minus one that's three ♪

(Big Shaq) 二加二是四，再減一是三

♪ Quick maths ♪ - Hoo.

輕鬆算 - 呼～～

(Big Shaq) ♪ Two plus two is four, minus one that's three ♪

(Big Shaq) 二加二是四，再減一是三

♪ Quick maths ♪ - What?

輕鬆算 - 什麼？！

I'm so disappointed!

我對自己好失望！

(Attenborough) The most complex song he can manage.

(Attenborough) 他唱著他所能駕馭的最複雜的歌曲

(Big Shaq) ♪ Two plus two is four, minus one that's three ♪

(Big Shaq) 二加二是四，再減一是三

♪ Quick maths ♪ - Yeah, I saw where that

輕鬆算 - 對吧，就說我

was going quickly.

很快就會輸了

(Attenborough) Song he can manage. - (Big Shaq) ♪ Two plus two is four ♪

(Attenborough) 他所能駕馭的歌 - (Big Shaq) 二加二是四

♪ Minus one that's three, quick maths ♪

再減一是三，輕鬆算

(Attenborough) He also, in his attempts to outsing his rivals,

(Attenborough) 他也試圖要唱得比他的對手好

My brother does this every day and it's annoying.

我的兄弟每天都在唱這個，超煩的

The internet's gonna hate me for this.

網路肯定會為此而恨我

Man's Not Hot isn't funny to me.

但「老子不熱」這首歌對我來說一點也不有趣

(Big Shaq) ♪ drrrr-boom Skya ♪

(Big Shaq) 督嚕嚕嚕，蹦，斯七啊

Is it mating season? Because they don't

這是交配季嗎？因為他們這樣

stand a chance.

完全不會有機會

(Big Shaq) ♪ Big Shaq ♪ - This song gets me so much.

(Big Shaq) Big Shaq - 這首歌超中我的笑點

(Big Shaq) ♪ You don't know ♪ - That was terrible.

(Big Shaq) 你不知道 - 超爛的

(Big Shaq) Yeah yeah, all right. - First video.

(Big Shaq) 好，好，很好 - 第一個影片

We're gonna do this. Today's the day.

我會做到的，就是今天了

- (chanting) - Did she not see that?

- (唱歌) - 她沒有看到嗎？

- Oh, there's about to be a wipe out.

- 哦，等等要出事了

I've done it.

我也幹過一樣的事

- Uh oh. Oh!

- 喔哦，哦！

- Oh.

- 哦

- That's not funny. That's awful.

- 這才不好笑勒，這很糟欸

- That probably really hurt and there it goes again.

- 那應該超痛的，然後影片又重播了

- Why would you let down the streamers

- 為什麼有人會把那些飄帶垂放在

when there's a bar right there?

剛好有根竿子的地方呢？

- That was their fault for putting all those streamers right there.

- 那是他們的錯，竟然把那些飄帶放在那

- People falling hasn't been funny since 2007.

- 2007年後，人們跌倒就已經不是一件好笑的事了

- (Will) We're gonna do Mom Joke Monday.

- (Will) 我們要來進行星期一老媽笑話

As you all know, my mom has a lot of corny jokes, so...

如你們所知，我媽有一堆老掉牙的笑話，所以...

- They're not gonna be good. I can feel it.

- 不會是些很好的笑話，我感覺得出來

- (Will) Brett Phillips here and see if we can't get him to laugh,

- (Will) 這是 Brett Phillips，來看看我們能不能逗他笑

so thanks, mom.

謝啦，老媽

What did the duck say to the bartender?

鴨子跟酒保說了什麼？

- (Brett) Quack. - (Will) Put it on my bill.

- (Brett) 呱呱 - (Will) 是放在我的帳 (也可譯作鴨嘴) 上

- I don't get it. I do, but I don't wanna laugh.

- 我不懂。我懂了，但我不想笑

- (Will) That'd be pretty good. I like that one.

- (Will) 這滿不錯的。我喜歡

- That's a good one. That's good.

- 這是個不錯的笑話。很不錯

- (Brett laughs) - Damn it!

- (Brett 狂笑) - 可惡！

It's a really funny laugh.

那個笑聲太搞笑了啦

- There's no sound coming out-- oh God.

- 他完全沒有發出聲音... 哦天啊

- (Brett laughs) - Oh my God.

- (Brett 狂笑) - 我的天啊

His stupid laugh. I can't!

他的蠢笑聲，我不行了啦！

- Stupid. Play onwards.

- 愚蠢。播下一個吧

Dumb. - (Will) Oh my God.

蠢 - (Will) 我的天啊

- No! [bleep]!

- 不！(消音)！

[bleep]! (laughs)

(消音)！ (大笑)

- (Will) Oh my God.

- (Will) 我的天啊

- Aw, they seem like best friends. I feel like this is me and Eric

- 他們看來是很好的朋友。就如同我和 Eric

telling each other [bleep]-ass jokes.

跟對方說些愚蠢至極的笑話一樣

- (cameraman) You're all right now. (dog sneezes)

- (掌鏡人) 你現在沒事了 (狗打噴嚏)

- Oh, bless you.

- 哦，保重

- Aw, God bless you. God bless you.

- 哦～上天保佑你。上天保佑你

- (dog sneezing) - Did he eat a squeak toy?

- (狗打噴嚏) - 他是吃進了什麼會發出聲音的玩具嗎？

He's like a firework. That was a sneeze?

他就像個煙火欸。那是噴嚏嗎？

(laughs)

(大笑)

- (cameraman) Oh, baby. (dog sneezes)

- (掌鏡人) 哦，寶貝 (狗打噴嚏)

- Wow, that's a good sneeze.

- 哇，真是個不錯的噴嚏

- (dog sneezes) - Get him some allergy medicine

- (狗打噴嚏) - 給他點過敏藥吧

or something. Sounds like Donald Duck.

聽起來好像唐老鴨

- (cameraman) Bless you. - Damn you.

- (掌鏡人) 保重 - 該死

- (anchor) Now to the story of a pig that is inspiring others.

- (主播) 現在播報的是一則鼓舞人心的豬的故事

- I've seen this. Chris P. Bacon.

- 我看過這個， Chris P. Bacon

It's good. - (anchor) Has certainly endured

這影片不錯 - (主播) 他無疑經歷了

his share of problems. - I had bacon this morning.

不少問題 - 我今早才吃了培根

- (anchor) Chris P. Bacon... - Ah.

- (主播) Chris P. Bacon... - 啊

My heart. - (anchor) was born without

我的心 - (主播) 出生時

the use of his back legs. (anchor laughs)

後腳就無法使用 (主播大笑)

- Why is he laughing?

- 他為什麼在笑啊？

- Oh, oh, oh. Pigs are my favorite.

- 哦，哦，哦。豬是我的最愛

- (anchor) We should not. - He lost it.

- (主播) 我們不應該 - 他失控了

He's losing it.

完全失控了

- (FBE) Sabrina, you won. - I won.

- (FBE) Sabrina，妳贏了 - 我贏了

Okay, thank God.

好欸，感謝老天

- Whoo, all right. Good.

- 嗚～好，太棒了

- I love that pig! And that dog--

- 我好愛那隻豬！還有那隻狗

that sneezing dog. That was the hardest for me.

那隻打噴嚏的狗。對我來說那是最難的一部影片

- I made my goal. I got past the second video.

- 我達到我的目標了。我成功通過第二部影片

That's all I wanted. I'm a winner in my heart,

對我來說這樣就夠了。所以在我心中我是個贏家

just not on this channel.

只是在這個頻道上不是

- Thanks for watching, everyone.

- 感謝各位的收看

- Subscribe, for new shows every week.

- 記得訂閱，這樣才能看到每週的新影片

- If you like this episode, then hit that Like button.

- 如果你喜歡本集，請按個喜歡

- Bye. (sneezes)

- 掰掰 (打噴嚏)

- Hey guys, I'm Katie, a React Channel producer.

- 大家好，我是 Katie，本頻道的製作人

Thank you so much for watching this episode.

非常感謝你們收看本集

Do you have a funny video that will break the reactors?

你們有沒有什麼有趣的影片會讓參賽者笑到爆的？

Leave it in the comments. Thanks guys, bye.

可以在下面留言。謝謝大家，掰掰