字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 *Intro* Halloween was such an exciting holiday for me when I was a kid, but over the years It's become a pretty dead event for me (pun intended) the last time I went trick-or-treating was in high school and once I started university there was never really time to do anything Making costumes was so much fun since I was really into anime and we were basically getting free candy for cosplaying well. I guess I could have just put on a bedsheet and went out as a cheap-ass underachieving ghost but where's the fun in that? I didn't have time to make costumes Anymore because I was busy making 1 to 100 scale models of my building that the architecture professor considered to be a terrible design and advised me to start over disregarding the fact that this was a term long project and the final deadline was in like three days you son of a bitc-- often to watch whatever Self-proclaimed horror movie released that year with my friends and then called it a night I didn't go to Halloween parties because I'm an introverted weeb who doesn't go out of his way to meet strangers simply for the sake of doing so I don't even hand out candy anymore when I stopped trick-or-treating my family stop giving out candy We closed any lights in the house. That would indicate that anyone was home We didn't have any scary decorations, but you know How kids are they got to sweep the whole neighborhood to make sure no houses are left untouched by the off-chance they'll hit a candy Goldmine like that one house that hands out like full chocolate bars not even bite-sized versions of the normal chocolates But like some special oversized toblerone Costco bulk lookin-ass chocolate bars that you can't even finish in one sitting I I should add that on my list of things to do if I ever become super rich give like giant kinder surprise eggs for Trick-or-Treaters I'll become a legend for children in my neighborhood *Doms celebrate* Rabbit Boy : Hey, let's go this way, I think there's some nice houses there. Sailor moon: Naah you stupid. We got to go to Old man Dom's house he got the good shit. Rabbit Boy : Huh, you mean the kinder man? I thought it was just a myth! Yeah, well you stupid it's right over there Americans : What's a kinder surprise egg? Doms : Oh America 1938 Federal food drug and Cosmetic act? *Doms eats the kinder surprise egg* This could be you, but you playing anyway, it came to a point where we just bought the candy for ourself because at least then we knew we were getting the good Stuff by the way post Halloween Candy Sales EhMM Good shit I've even become cynical and just thought about leaving a bowl outside the door and have a sign that says have some candy But don't take too much, but never actually put any candy in the first place Sad Guy: damn, that's kind of a dick move Domics : Yeah. Even mother nature wasn't letting me enjoy Halloween. Every year just got colder and colder I remember when I could just wear whatever costume I wanted and I'd be okay now You gotta wear a sweater or jacket over your costume, and it's like Sassy Girl : Oh, what a pretty elsa costume, but she wasn't no little bitch The cold never bothered her anyway~ It was in the song come on! You get a leftover lollipop from Last Halloween Domics :I think the most I get involved with Halloween now is when the video games I play have some sort of Halloween event and everything is like halloween themed, so at least I'd get into the spirit virtually Yeah, that's pretty sad But this year I'm actually gonna try to rekindle in my childhood. I am gonna go trick-or-treating *Damn that lollipop tho *-** Not even for the candy Partially for exercise reasons because I'm literally the heaviest I've ever been in my life and walking a few kilometers Would do me some good, and I know I know I'm 26 years old. I can literally just buy whatever candy I want and not have to deal with the cold or asshole kids who think flowing firecrackers that you as a prank or F-King clowns Why are there phobia perpetuating murderous clown terrorists out there? Anyway, I think I can pull it off people. Can't tell how old I am in normal clothes, They'll probably have a tougher time figuring it out. If I'm in costume Unless I wear this ooooohhhh~ Took a bit of thinking and some bullshitting, but I've decided to be Actually, I not really sure what I am, but I'm gonna look like this. [oh] Have a cloak can be able to wear however many layers underneath that's necessary to keep warm I'll have a mask to hide my age revealing moon crater stress eye bag, and I'll have a cane to defend myself from Seriously, why are there killer clowns? Why? Psa stay safe out there kids carry Pepper spray modify your costume to have a weapon for defense Whatever it takes to F-ck up those clowns Stay in large groups, so you can outnumber them because you never know how many of them can fit in a single cart ???? bastards But for real if you're going out tonight stay safe be sure to dress warm and be cautious of whatever candy you consume and If anything crazy happens to me tonight. 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