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  • *Intro*

  • Halloween was such an exciting holiday for me when I was a kid, but over the years

  • It's become a pretty dead event for me (pun intended) the last time I went trick-or-treating was in high school and once I started university

  • there was never really time to do anything

  • Making costumes was so much fun since I was really into anime and we were basically getting free candy for cosplaying

  • well.

  • I guess I could have just put on a bedsheet and went out as a cheap-ass underachieving ghost but where's the fun in that?

  • I didn't have time to make costumes

  • Anymore because I was busy making 1 to 100 scale models of my building that the architecture professor considered to be a terrible design

  • and advised me to start over disregarding the fact that this was a term long project and the final deadline was in like three days

  • you son of a bitc-- often to watch whatever

  • Self-proclaimed horror movie released that year with my friends and then called it a night

  • I didn't go to Halloween parties

  • because I'm an introverted weeb who doesn't go out of his way to meet strangers simply for the sake of doing so

  • I don't even hand out candy anymore when I stopped trick-or-treating my family stop giving out candy

  • We closed any lights in the house. That would indicate that anyone was home

  • We didn't have any scary decorations, but you know

  • How kids are they got to sweep the whole neighborhood to make sure no houses are left untouched by the off-chance they'll hit a candy

  • Goldmine like that one house that hands out like full chocolate bars not even bite-sized versions of the normal chocolates

  • But like some special oversized toblerone Costco bulk lookin-ass chocolate bars that you can't even finish in one sitting I

  • I should add that on my list of things to do if I ever become super rich give like giant kinder surprise eggs for Trick-or-Treaters

  • I'll become a legend for children in my neighborhood *Doms celebrate*

  • Rabbit Boy : Hey, let's go this way, I think there's some nice houses there.

  • Sailor moon: Naah you stupid. We got to go to Old man

  • Dom's house he got the good shit. Rabbit Boy : Huh, you mean the kinder man? I thought it was just a myth!

  • Yeah, well you stupid it's right over there

  • Americans : What's a kinder surprise egg?

  • Doms : Oh America 1938 Federal food drug and Cosmetic act?

  • *Doms eats the kinder surprise egg*

  • This could be you, but you playing

  • anyway, it came to a point where we just bought the candy for ourself

  • because at least then we knew we were getting the good

  • Stuff by the way post Halloween Candy Sales

  • EhMM

  • Good shit

  • I've even become cynical and just thought about leaving a bowl outside the door and have a sign that says have some candy

  • But don't take too much, but never actually put any candy in the first place

  • Sad Guy: damn, that's kind of a dick move

  • Domics : Yeah.

  • Even mother nature wasn't letting me enjoy Halloween. Every year just got colder and colder

  • I remember when I could just wear whatever costume

  • I wanted and I'd be okay now

  • You gotta wear a sweater or jacket over your costume, and it's like

  • Sassy Girl : Oh, what a pretty elsa costume, but she wasn't no little bitch

  • The cold never bothered her anyway~

  • It was in the song come on! You get a leftover lollipop from Last Halloween

  • Domics :I think the most I get involved with Halloween now is when the video games

  • I play have some sort of Halloween event and everything is like halloween themed, so at least I'd get into the spirit

  • virtually

  • Yeah, that's pretty sad

  • But this year I'm actually gonna try to rekindle in my childhood. I am gonna go trick-or-treating

  • *Damn that lollipop tho *-**

  • Not even for the candy

  • Partially for exercise reasons because I'm literally the heaviest I've ever been in my life and walking a few kilometers

  • Would do me some good, and I know I know I'm 26 years old. I can literally just buy whatever candy

  • I want and not have to deal with the cold

  • or asshole kids who think flowing firecrackers that you as a prank or F-King clowns

  • Why are there phobia perpetuating murderous clown terrorists out there?

  • Anyway, I think I can pull it off people. Can't tell how old I am in normal clothes,

  • They'll probably have a tougher time figuring it out. If I'm in costume

  • Unless I wear this

  • ooooohhhh~

  • Took a bit of thinking and some bullshitting, but I've decided to be

  • Actually, I not really sure what I am, but I'm gonna look like this. [oh]

  • Have a cloak can be able to wear however many layers underneath that's necessary to keep warm

  • I'll have a mask to hide my age revealing moon crater stress eye bag, and I'll have a cane to defend myself from

  • Seriously, why are there killer clowns?

  • Why?

  • Psa stay safe out there kids carry Pepper spray modify your costume to have a weapon for defense

  • Whatever it takes to F-ck up those clowns

  • Stay in large groups,

  • so you can outnumber them because you never know how many of them can fit in a single cart

  • ???? bastards

  • But for real

  • if you're going out tonight stay safe be sure to dress warm and be cautious of whatever candy you consume

  • and If anything crazy happens to me tonight. I'll be sure to let you guys know

  • Hey guys, and especially you ladies

  • Are you tired of going out and paying way too much for razors especially when they charge you extra just for being female?

  • That's stupid, right?

  • Well with dollar shave club you can have top-of-the-line razors delivered right to you for a third of the bullshit corporate price

  • every month

  • no hassle if you go to

  • Dollarshaveclub.com "/" comics or click the link in the description you can get the first month of your razor

  • Subscription for free you just got to pay shipping, but after that it's only a few bucks a month

  • I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I only started shaving with razors recently

  • I've always just used electric shavers

  • But dollar shave Club's clean-cut executive razor was enough to convert me instantly

  • they have other types of blades as well

  • You can pick whichever you want and on top of that they also have body cleansers, shampoo

  • Conditioner, shaving butter you got to try the butter. I tried shaving cream before but once you go butter. You don't look back again

  • That's dollarshaveclub.com "/" Domics link in the description first months razor is on the house

  • Just pay shipping that one time and after that. It's only a few dollars a month. Enjoy :D

  • *End*

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萬聖節 (Halloween)

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    Ellen 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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