This is a game that we haven't played before.

我們還沒玩過這遊戲

You're funny and you're on Twitter, and so

妳非常風趣，而且在推特上也很活躍

we're gonna show an image and as soon as the picture pops up,

我們將會秀出一個圖片，一旦那個圖片出現在螢幕上

we have ten seconds to come up with a caption.

我們就只有十秒鐘的時間來為它下一個標題

- Do I go first? - You go first.

- 我先嗎？ - (工作人員) 妳先

- And then she has ten seconds to come up with a caption.

- 然後她會有十秒鐘的時間想標題

So we're both gonna see an image, and--

所以我們兩個都會看到一張圖片，然後...

- For the next one? - The next one.

- 下一張的？ - (工作人員) 對，下一張

- Okay. Okay. - Okay.

- 好，懂了 - 好

- Go. Hmm...

- 開始。嗯...

"What's that smell?"

「那是什麼味道？」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

[bell chimes]

(鈴響)

- Um, "If that's a sex toy in your back pocket,

- 「如果你後口袋裡的是情趣玩具的話

you're barking up the wrong tree."

那你找錯對象了。」

Oh, that's a chair. [bell chimes]

哦，那是椅子 (鈴響)

- That's a chair. - That's a chair.

- 原來那是椅子啊 - 對啊，那是椅子

Yeah. Yeah.

沒錯

"No, Grandma, we're not going to crop you

「阿嬤，我們沒有打算要把妳

out of this picture."

從照片中裁掉欸。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

[bell chimes]

(鈴響)

- "I wanted a pony,

- 「我原本想要一隻小馬

but my mom said this red robot would poop less."

但我媽說這個紅色機器人大的便比較少。」

[bell chimes]

(鈴響)

- Oh.

- 哦～

"Wait, that's where I came from?"

「等等，我是從那裡生出來的？？」

[bell chimes]

(鈴響)

- Oh, no.

- 天啊

Um, wow.

哇

Um, uh, "Well, Cousin Gertrude found an easier way

「表姐 Gertrude 找到一個更簡單的方法

than working out to get her body beach ready."

讓她不用運動塑身就可以自在地在海邊玩耍。」

[buzzer buzzes]

(叭)

- Too much time it says.

- 那個聲音的意思是妳花太多時間了

Is there another one? - I had a whole story.

還有別張照片嗎？ - 我有一整個背景故事可以講

- Oh. - Oh, what?

- 哦！ - 哦！！什麼啊？

- "This is the day he lost custody of the child."

- 「就是這一天他失去了小孩的監護權。」

[bell chimes]

(鈴響)

- Ha!

- 哈哈！

Um, "Ellen DeGeneres expressing the inner feelings

「艾倫·狄珍妮表達出了全美國人內心的想法

of every man, woman, and child in America."

無論男女、老少。」

- [laughing] [bell chimes]

- (大笑) (鈴響)

Oh.

哦

"What big ears you have."

「你的耳朵真巨大。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

[bell chimes]

(鈴響)

- Oh. Oh. - Oh.

- 哦！ - 哦！

"Yes, it was horrible, but the real crime was those curtains."

「是的，這很可怕，但真正的罪是擁有那些窗簾。」

[laughter] [bell chimes]

(笑聲) (鈴響)